Exercise and Diet

Exercise and Diet
Unhealthy lifestyles are rooted in the mind and seeded in the soul. The spiritual exercise of the mind involves taking the mind out of the physical body and to the subtle, angelic body of light and then to our state of being a soul - a sentient
point of light and power. As for diet control, pure thoughts are the healthy diet for the mind. Creative thoughts are like vitamins and positive thoughts provide proteins that build will power, while thoughts of serving others are like carbohydrates, which provide energy for the mind.

To correctly evaluate our hearts

"To correctly evaluate our hearts, we need to examine the thoughts and motives behind our words and actions."

~ Karl Graustein

Kindness is more than deeds

"Kindness is more than deeds. Its an attitude, an expression, a look, a touch. It is anything that lifts another person"

~ C.Neil Strait

Mera Azm To Tha Buland Tar

Mera Azm To Tha Buland Tar ,Isey Haadson Ney Mitta Diya
Main Musafaton Mein Bikhr Gya, Mujhey Raaston Ney Ganwa Diya

Teray Saath Chalney Ka Hosla, Meri Himmaton Sey Guzar Gya
Main To Pehlay Hii Tha Shikasta-Paa, Mujhey Aandhiyon Ney Gira Diya

Teray Chehray Par Bhi To Phool They ,Teri Aankhon Mein Bhi To Rang They
Too Ney Phool Bhii, Too Ney Rang Bhi, Sabhi Aansoun Mein Baha Diya

Na Main Chaaon Hon ,Na Mein Dhoop Hon, Shikastgii Ka Wo Roop Hon
Mera Dil Gya, Meri Jaan Gaii ,Mujhey Bijliyon Ney Jalla Diya

Too Ney So Sitam Bhi Diye To Kya, Main Ney Seh Liye Teray Naam Par
Teray Zulm Ki Hai Yeh Inteha, Tu Ney Dar Sey Apney Uthaa Diya

Yeh Na samajh kay bichara hon tu bhool gaya hon tujhe

Yeh Na samajh kay bichara hon tu bhool gaya hon tujhe
Tere Hathon ki khushboo mere hathon main ajj bhi hai

yeh aur baat hai majboriyon nay nibhanay na di DOSti
Warna shamil sachai meri wafaoon mein ajj bhi hai

Mohabat sey barh kar tumsey aqedat hai mujhe aey DOSt
Yon maqam tera buland sub doston sey aaj bhi hai

Har lamha zindagi main mohabatein naseeb hon tujhe
Shamil tu meri zindagi ki Duaoon mein ajj bhi hai

Courage is grace

"Courage is grace under pressure."

~ Ernest Hemingway

No man is wiser

"No man is wiser for his learning, wit and wisdom are born with a man."

~ John Selden

Mai zindagi ke raaste

Mai zindagi ke raaste mai chup chaap bikhar jaata.
Jo ek roz apni tanhaayi se darr jaata.
Kal samne manzil thi aur peeche us ki aawaz.
Rukta to safar jaata chalta to bicharr jata.

The only thing

"The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work."

~ Harry Golden

Ankh se door na ho dil se uter

Ankh se door na ho dil se uter jaye ga
Waqt ka kya ha guzarta ha guzar jaye ga

Itna manoos na ho khalwat-e-ghum se apni
Tu kabhi khud ko bhi dekhe ga to darr jaye ga

Doobte doobte kashti ko uchhaala de doon
Main nahi koi to sahil pe utar jaye ga

Zindagi teri ataa hai to ye jane wala
Teri bakhshish teri dehleez pe dhar jaye ga

Zabt lazim ha mgar dukh hai qyamat ka Faraz
Zaalim ab k bhi na roye ga to marr jaye ga

secret of strength

"Concentration is the secret of strength."

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is wonderful

It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.

-- Helen Keller

Girl: kahan?

Larka: Mera sath chalo gi

Girl: kahan?

Larka: Jahan tum kaho wahan

Girl: Ok police Station chalte hen

Larka: Lo btao ab banda apni BAJI sa mazak b nai kr skta..

Taluq Torna Chaho

Taluq Torna Chaho
Tum Mujh ko Chorna Chaho
To Meri Shart Itni Hai
Tumain Jo Day Chuka Hoon Main
Mujhe Lauta Do Wo Sab Kuch .....!
Mere Lamhe Wo Chahat K
Wo Sab Tohfe Mohabbat K
Wo Bheegi Diary Meri
Wo Sari Shayeri Meri
Mere Wo Kehmti Lamhe
Jo Tujh KO Sochte Guzrey
Wo Pal Jo Ek Qyamat Thi!
Jo Rasta Dekhte Guzrey
KHUDA Ko Bhol Kar Wo Din
Jo Tujh Ko Sochte Guzrey
To Phir Wo Zindagi Meri
Haan Bolo .....!!!
Her Khushi Meri
KAHO Laota Sako Gi Tum....???

If you want to go quickly

"If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

~ Al Gore

Hold fast to dreams

"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly."

~ Langston Hughes

Anger

Anger
Anger is not a natural emotion. Even the most angry person cannot remain angry always.

Haseen Aankhon Ko Parhne

Haseen Aankhon Ko Parhne Ka Abhi Tak Shoq Hai Mujhko Faraz.
Muhabbat Main Ujarr Kar Bhi Meri Aadat Nahi Badli.

Woh Mil Jaye Mujhe

Woh Mil Jaye Mujhe To Youn Samjhon Ga Mohsin!
Ailaan-e-Jannat Ho Jaise Kisi Gunahgaar K Liye.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Happiness

Happiness comes from spiritual wealth, not material wealth...
Happiness comes from giving, not getting. If we try hard to bring
happiness to others, we cannot stop it from coming to us also. To get
joy, we must give it, and to keep joy, we must scatter it

People who want the most

"People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most."

~ Wayne Dyer

The first faults

"The first faults are theirs that commit them, the second theirs that permit them."

~ English Proverb

Tumhein sari dunya se

Tumhein sari dunya se chupar apne pass rakhna chahti hun
Dunya ke nazaron se durr le jana chahthi hun

Yeh mat samghna mughe tumse bewafai ka dar hai
Bas meri mohabaat mein kabhi kisi kami ka dar hai

Tumhein chura le koi mughse yeh darr laga rehta hai
Mughse meri zindegi koi le le yeh darr laga rehta hai

Tumhein apni dhadkan se bhi kareeb rekhna chahti hun
Lamha Lamha zindegi ka tumhare saath jeena marna chahti hun

Apne hathon ki lakiron mein basale mujhko

Apne hathon ki lakiron mein basale mujhko
Main hun tera nasib apna bana le mujhko

Mujhse tu puchne aya hai wafa k mani
Ye teri sada dili mar na dale mujhko

Main samandar bhi hun moti bhi hun gotazan bhi
Koi bhi nam mera le k bulale mujhko

Tune dekha nahin aine se age kuch bhi
Khudaparasti mein kahin tu na ganwale mujhko

Kal ki bat aur hai main ab sa rahun ya na rahun
Jitna ji chahe tera aj satale mujhko

Khud ko main bant na dalun kahin daman-daman
Kar diya tune agar mere hawale mujhko

Main jo kanta hun to chal mujh se bachakar daman
Main hun gar phul to jure mein sajale mujhko

Main khule dar k kisi ghar ka hun saman pyare
Tu dabe paon kabhi aa k churale mujhko

Tark-e-ulfat ki qasam bhi koi hoti hai qasam
Tu kabhi yad to kar bhulane wale mujhko

Bada phir bada hai main zahar bhi pi jaun "Qateel"
Shart ye hai koi bahon mein sambhale mujhko

Puchte ho to suno kaise basar hoti hai

Puchte ho to suno kaise basar hoti hai
Raat khairaat ke sadqe ki sahar hoti hai

Saans bharne ko to jina nahin kahte ya rab
Dil hi dukhta hai na ab asteen tar hoti hai

Jaise jagi hui ankhon main chubhen kanch ke khwab
Raat is tarah diwanon ki basar hoti hai

Gam hi dushman hai mera gam hi ko dil dhundta hai
Ek lamhe ki judai bhi agar hoti hai

Ek markaz ki talash ek bhatakti khushbu
Kabhi manzil kabhi tamhid-e-safar hoti hai

Kabhi Tum Lout K Aao

Kabhi Tum Lout K Aao
Mujy Bas Itna Samjhao
Kahan Se Seekh Li Tumne
Ada Mujko Bhulaney Ki
Tumain Mujhse Shikwa Tha
Zehmat To Zara Si Thi
Na Ki Koshish Bataney Ki
Bhala Yun Chor K Apna
Musalsal Duk Ki Barish Main
Jeewan Bhar Rulata hai
Abhi To rait Geeli Hai
Abhi Sab Naqsh Baqi Hain
Gaye Qadmon Pay Lout Aao
Mujhy Bas Itna Samjhao
Kahan Se Seekh Li Tum Ne Ada Mujh Ko Bhulaney Ki

The impossible can always be broken

"The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities."

how often a married man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Real friends are the ones

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Benoor ankhon mein

Benoor ankhon mein koi khwab to de
Meri beqarar raaton ka kuch hisab to de

Tu khafa hai mujhse, lekin phir bhi agar ho sake
Mere in sawalon ka jawab to de

Humne jisme likhe the kuch wade
Agar mumkin hai to meri wo kitab to de

De nahi sakta agar pyar to aisa kar
Gham de, zehar de, koi azaab to de

Jis mein bheeg jaye mere dil ki dunya
Aisa koi in ankhon mein sailab to de

Kabhi tum kaha karte the ke aap ache hain
Ab bura hi sahi magar koi khitab to de

Meaning of PYAAR?

Meaning of PYAAR?

It’s a group of friends sitting

around a table and smoking

and saying….

“P – YAAR”.

The Quality of Mercy

The Quality of Mercy
A person with the quality of mercy works on such a subtle level that the support given never demeans or implies weakness in the other person.

Abhi suraj nahi dooba

Abhi suraj nahi dooba zara si sham honay do
Main khudh he lot jawon ga mujhay naakam honay do

Mujhay badnam karnay kay bhanay dhoondtey ho Q
Main khud ho jawaonga Badnam pehlay naam honey do

Abhi mujh nahi karna hai matam haar janay ka
Main sub tasleem kar longa yeah charcha aam honay do

Meri hasti nahi anmol phir bhi bik nahi sakta
Wafayen baich lena par zara neelam honay do..

Laziness is nothing

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Jealousy is a disease

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often confuses one for the other, or assumes the greater the love, the greater the jealousy. In fact they are almost incompatible; both at once produce unbearable turmoil.

-- Robert A. Heinlein

WIFE: Agar main

WIFE: Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Main TV aur newspaper mein Ad doonga ki jaha kahin bhi ho..... KHUSH RAHO

Why love marriage is better

Why love marriage is better than an Arranged marriage ????
Because a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

Gentleness

Gentleness
Move through the world with the grace of an angel, the dignity of a king and the wisdom of a child.

Don't marry the person

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

Everyone may not be good

Everyone may not be good
But,there's always something good in everyone.

Never judge anyone shortly,
Because Every Saint has a Past & every Sinner has a Future.

A Man before marriage

A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman.
Five years later - Watchman. Ten years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein phansa hua Spiderman.

Bad officials are elected

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Relationships are like a book

Relationships are like a book
It takes a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carefully
&
never let it Burn!!

Joo aadhoori reeh gaayi thi kaahani sochna

Joo aadhoori reeh gaayi thi kaahani sochna
Beth ker tanha faqat baatein purani sochna

Jab kisi sahil pe aajaye meri yaad tumhain
Kyun jazeeron ki taraf rehta hai paani sochna

Tum agar bicharne per Khush ho to yun hi sahi
Beth ker tanha faqat shaamein purani sochna

Jab kabhi likhna kahani zeest ke mauzu pe tum
Kyun badal jaate hain lafzon ke maa’yne sochna.

Husband to Hotel Manager

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "Tou main kya karu?
Husband: "Kaminay, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

Matter of Survival for a married man

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man.

In The Mind

In The Mind
Freedom starts in the mind, not by cutting ropes.

Saving is the best thing

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Dr: Get married

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

My wife and I

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Lafz Insaan K Ghulam

Lafz Insaan K Ghulam Hotay Hain,
Magar Bolnay Se Pehly.


Bolnay K Baad,
Insaan Apne Lafzon Ka Ghulam Ban Jata Hai.

Wise men talk because

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

Fresh flowers are waiting

Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffee waiting to taste your lips
Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking
at your window to say u Good morning
Have nice day.

koi aas nahin lekin

Hamari dastan use kaha kubul thi
meri wafayen uske liye fizool thi.
koi aas nahin lekin koi itna bata do
maine chaha use kya ye meri bhool thi.

Unki ek yaad bechan

Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.
aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.

A boy & a girl

How cute!

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

She sent a SMS:"

If you find me, you can marry me..

If you can't
I'm hidden in d shed".!

Dont believe too much in love

IF U FALL IN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT ,
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE

To the question of your life

To the question of your life,
You are the only Answer,
To the problems of your life,
you are the only Solution.... .

Dolphin tears and waters

Dolphin said To Water:
U Can’t See My Tears
Bcoz I Am in The Water.
Water Reply:
But I Can Feel Ur Tears
Bcoz U R in My Heart.
That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.

Behte aashkon ki

Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.

Wife: Darling today is

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Compassion

Doing more than is expected,
To make another's life a little more bearable,
Without uttering a single complaint,
.... means Compassion

feel a little warm in the morning?

Did you feel a little warm in the morning?
I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts!

Good morning and have a wonderful day!

When emotions play their role

When emotions play their role
Heart cries..
When heart cries it does not make any sound
and the person who listens
to the mute sound is called “FRIEND”….

only one perfect wife

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Mat Zikar Kijye

Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai,
Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K Baaray Mai,

Suna Hai Woh Bhi Mohabbat Ka Shoq Rakhte Hain,
Jo Jante Hi Nahi Wafa K Baaray Mai.

Man can live

Man can live about days without food about three
days without water about eight minutes without air,
but only for one second without hope.

Strength

Keeping a smile on your face,
When inside you feel like dying,
For the sake of supporting others,
.... means Strength

Father to Son: Is Baar

Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.

Son: Konsi Bike?

Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye

Aur

Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye. :-)

Hawa-e-dard chali

Hawa-e-dard chali aur uski yad ai,
Lo phir se sham dhali aur uski yad ai,
kisi ki baton ki barish main hum b bheeg gaey,
kisi ne bat na ki aur uski yad ai...

Life is short

Life is short, but there is always time enough for courtesy.

2 best lines for love and friend

Love your love so much that
u Don't have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust your friend that much that
u Don't have to tell,
‘Don't tell this 2 anyone’

You lit the flame

You lit the flame that burns so strong within me
You made my body ache in pure unbridled ecstasy.
You took my lonely and cold heart and made it beat
No longer am I waiting in the shadows resigned to defeat.

You filled me with love and a passionate desire
No longer do I hide, frozen and cold inside.
Now I reach out and yearn for your burning fire
And forever want to breathe and live within this desire……

Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas

Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi
Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.
Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.
Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.

Toot chuke hai ab mujhe

Toot chuke hai ab mujhe is duniya se azaad kar de
Khatm kar dungi khud ko mujhe is zillat se door kar de

Zamane mein tumse zyada kisi aur ko na chaha tha humne
Iss dard k saath mujhe iss duniya se ruksat kar de

Bewafa nahi hoon mein aaj bhi tumare liye tadapte hain
Sirf itna sa karam kar de tumare haatho se mere kafan saja de

Aur bhi milenge tumhe chahne waale hanseen chehre
Dard se tadapne se achcha hai ek din ki maut tu mere naam likh de..

Man: My wife is too good

Man: My wife is too good,
She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a subject to talk about.

difference between COMPLETE & FINISH

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is a difference.

When you love the right one you are COMPLETE.
&
When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED!

I am thinking of you

When the sun awakes a new day
kissing each flower to bloom
and birds sing of sweet moments to come
I am thinking of you

As the scent of fresh air dances
and a picturesque scene draw blissful tears
a pleasant feeling fills me
just thinking of you

Lonely nights, looking out the window
the star filled sky glitters your name
a bright smile of the moon glows
I am thinking of you

Every second of everyday
every moment of every night
every hour that passes my way
I am thinking of you
Just thinking of you..

I know I promised I’d never make you cry

I know I promised I’d never make you cry
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to you whatever you need
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see you cry is a terrible sight
Just let me love you and I’ll hold you tight.

I’ll do anything you want to make you proud
I’ll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

Meri nazar ko kyun dosh dete ho

Meri nazar ko kyun dosh dete ho
Uske husn ko bhi to ilzaam do,
Us se keh do kal se parda oodh ke aaye
Mujhe pasand nahin , meri aankhen yun badnaam ho.

Wife nay pocha

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

At sunrise everything is

At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear. It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us. You can love

completely without complete understanding.

-- Norman Maclean

There is no market for sorrows

There is no market for sorrows in
this world so don’t advertise them.

It’s another glorious morning

It’s another glorious morning
And I just wanted to say…
I’m sending to you warmest wishes
For a truly wonderful day….

If I were a memory

If I were a memory I’d hold you there forever
Reminding you of the good times we shared together

If I were a smile on your face I would stay
Never to let sadness chase me too far away

If I were a teardrop I’d roll gently down from your eyes
Not to burn much but to mend your sweet cries

If I were a hand I’d want you to hold me in your own
Carry me through life .. even when I’m grown……

Life is the flower

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Wife: Nonsense its only

Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



FARAZ.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte. :-)

What counts in making

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but

how you deal with incompatibility.

-- Leo Tolstoy

May we not succumb to thoughts

May we not succumb to thoughts of violence and revenge today, but rather to

thoughts of mercy and compassion. We are to love our enemies that they might be

returned to their right minds.

-- Marianne Williamson

Life is one fool thing

Life is one fool thing after another where as love are two fool things after each

other.

-- Oscar Wilde

Dava is like girlfriend

Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni

purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Chand ki Kirno Jao Na

Chand ki Kirno Jao Na,

Us ko CHOO Ker Aao Na,
Wo kab kab kya kya Karta hai,

Wo Jagta hai ya Sota hai,
Wo kis se Batein Karta hai,

Wo Sham ko Kaisa Lagta hai,
Wo Raat ko Kesa Dikhta hai,

Jab Soye kesa Lagta hai,
Jab Jagy kesa Lagta hai,

TUM Chupkay chupkay Jao Na,
TUM US ko CHOO kar Aao na.

some special reason

We are all here for some special reason. Stop being a prisoner of your past. Become the architect of your future."
~ Robin Sharma

In prayer you communicate

Communication
In prayer you communicate with God, in meditation God communicates with you.

It is a mistake to try

It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time."
~ Winston Churchill

tanhayioon mein baith

tanhayioon mein baith ker kia sochtay ho tum

kuch to hamain batao pareshaan hum bhi hain

Wife: yesterday night

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

I must tell you

I must tell you that the supply of words on the world market is plentiful, but the demand is falling."
~ Lech Walesa

The more you recognize

The more you recognize and express gratitude for the things you have, the more things you will have to express gratitude

for."
~ Z.Z

Your silence will not

Your silence will not protect you."
~ Audre Lorde

Naraz Wife se Husband bola

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

ye udasian, , ye pareshanian

ye udasian , ye pareshanian mera muqadar hain

dekho tum yoon na pareshan hoa karoo ...........

The best effect of any book

The best effect of any book is that it excites the reader to self-activity."
~ Thomas Carlyle

God made a wonderful mother

God made a wonderful mother,
A mother who never grows old;
He made her smile of the sunshine,
And He molded her heart of pure gold;
In her eyes He placed bright shining stars,
In her cheeks fair roses you see;
God made a wonderful mother,
And He gave that dear mother to me.

Lasting joy and happiness

Lasting joy and happiness,
that’s what you’re wished today.
And with that wish, a world of love
is being sent your way!
Happy Mother’s Day!!

You have a very special place

You have a very special place,
that no one else can fill…
because you mean so much to me,
and you know you always will!
Happy Mother’s Day!!

Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Volunteers don't get paid

"Volunteers don't get paid, not because they're worthless, but because they're priceless."
~ Sherry Anderson

One today is worth

"One today is worth two tomorrow's."
~ Benjamin Franklin

A gem is not polished

"A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials."
~ Chinese Proverb

It is much easier

"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."
~ Benjamin Disraeli

An old man married a young Girl

An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

Never fear the shadows

"Never fear the shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining
nearby."
~ Ruth E. Renkel

Good habits are formed

"Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into"
(The Golden Words)

Tough times never last

"Tough times never last, but tough people do."
~ Dr. Robert Schuller

Sometimes I miss you

Sometimes I miss you and want you here
wishing for much more wishing for you
will you come to know or ever come near
and hold this heart of mine that longs for you

Wife: Main bazar

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

The years teach much

The years teach much which the days never knew.

If someone is too tired

If someone is too tired to give you a smile,
leave one of your own, because no one needs
a smile as much as those who have none to give.

Kisi ne yoon bhi mujhy

Kisi ne yoon bhi mujhy pyaar ki saza di ha
Ma’ be’wafa hoon ye tohmat baRi laga di ha

Kisi ne dil bhi dhukaaya to meri fitrat ne
Kamaal-e-zabt dikhaaya use dua di ha

Just like a rose

Just like a rose,
so precious and rare,
is the forever friendship
the two of us share.

Planted with kindness,
it’s warmed by the sun
of caring and sharing
laughter and fun……

My Mother is a special gift

My Mother is a special gift,
A special gift that God gave to me.
I’d be lost and lonely without her,
If God took her away you see.
I love her so very much,
That I couldn’t bear to live without her healing touch.
Thank-you God for giving me such a loving Mother,
For I wouldn’t want to be a part of no other.

Tujhe Bhol jaon yeh koshish

Tujhe Bhol jaon yeh koshish kar k Dekhon Ga...
{~WASI~}

waise Daryaon ka ulta Behna mumkin Nahi Hota...!!

stop smiling i am serious

Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I'll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.

NAME: Basheeran Maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3'5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Na Milta Gham to

Na Milta Gham to barbadi k afsanay kahan jaty
Agar dunya chaman hoti to veeranay kahan jaty
Chalo acha huwa Apno main koi ghair to nikla
Sabhi hoty agar Apny to begany kahan jaty
Tumhi ne gham ki DoLat di bara ehsan farmaya
Warna HuM zamany bhar k aagay hath phelany kahan jaty

3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number

Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03332900068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363


Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.

Strong lives are motivated

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes; lesser ones exist on
wishes and inclinations.
Kenneth Hildebrand

Great minds have purposes

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.”
Washington Irving

Our rewards will always be

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our
rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service.
Earl Nightingale

A Cheery Good Morning Today

Stopping by to wish my friend
A cheery good morning today
Wishing you the best forever
As I pray
For your good health

Wishing you song birds
To awaken in you
Thoughts of sunshine
To cheer your soul
In everything you say and do

Godspeed on your journey
Through life
And His blessing
To comfort you in sorrow
In happiness, and in strife

(Good Morning)

For every trouble faced

For every trouble faced, life will unfold a solution. Life is a cycle. Wait with faith.

Before you go and criticize

Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.
—Unknown Author

In matters of principles

In matters of principles stand like a rock and in matters of relationships flow like the river.

Not a matter of being the best

Success isn’t a matter of being d best
& winning d race.
Success is a matter
of handling d worst
& still finishing d race.

Happy Mother’s Day means

Happy Mother’s Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

For the best mom

For the best mom,
who always had a smile for me,
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day.

Santa aur banta ne riksha dekha

Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta

A doubt by back bencher association

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

2 best lines for love and friend

Love your love so much that
u Don't have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust your friend that much that
u Don't have to tell,
‘Don't tell dis 2 anyone’

We are made richer

"We are made richer and more beautiful
by the reflection of
our Thoughts and Actions"

Giving Happiness

The happiness you give makes you more happy than the happiness you receive.

Mohabaat mein ibadaat

Mohabaat mein ibadaat ki thi uski
hooton par naam uska, dil mein tasveer thi uski
par mohabaat k badle mein humein mohabaat nahi mili
jiss mehfil mein khade khade lut gaye,
wo mehfil thi uski........

The pessimist complains

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
—William Arthur Ward

If you don’t make mistakes

If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.

Everyone around us

Everyone around us, everything around us are beautiful, if only one has
the right eyes and an understanding mind.

Butterflies taste with

Butterflies taste with their feet. Their taste sensors are located in
the feet & by standing on their food, they can taste it

Loveless life is

Loveless life is a fruitless tree!

But, Friendless life is a rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without root.

So never lose your Good Friends!

Always Love Your Mom

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,

When you think No one can understand you,

When your love is rejected by others,

& When you hate your Life,

Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than anyone else,

Who care for you in loneliness, & dies when you cry.

She is no one, but your sweet loving mother.

Love your Mom First and Always.

Tanhaiyon Main Jeena

Tanhaiyon Main Jeena Acha Nahi Lagta.

Door TUM Se Rehna Acha Nahi Lagta.

Ye Dil AAP Ko Yaad Karta Hai Kitna.

Har Baar Ye Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta.

Mother, I Love you

Mother, I Love you,

For all that you do.

I'll Kiss you and hug you,

Because you love me, too.

You feed me and need me,

To teach you to play,

So smile because I love you,

On this Mother's Day.

Medical Ki Bachi

What is The Lesson for Engineering Students in 3 Idiots?

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Ans: Engineering Parh Kar Bhi
Medical Ki Bachi Phansai Ja Sakti Hai. :-)

Happy Mother's Day

You've seen me Laugh

You've seen me Cry

And always you were there with Me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I Love You

Happy Mother's Day.

Aye Neend Aa Bhi Jaa

Dhundhla Rahy Hain Shehar K Jaltay Huye Chiragh...


Aye Neend Aa Bhi Jaa K Bohat Raat Ho Gai......

A young girl after her honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

You filled my days with rainbow

You filled my days with rainbow lights,
Fairy tales and sweet dream nights,
A kiss to wipe away my tears,
Gingerbread to ease my fears.
You gave the gift of life to me
And then in love, you set me free.
I thank you for your tender care,
For deep warm hugs and being there.

Never be Proud

Never be Proud,
For what u r & the Position u hold,
Bcoz after a Game of Chess,
the King & the Soldiers
go into the same box.

A girl phoned

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

Tu Aaina Hai Mujhko

Tu Aaina Hai Mujhko Tera Khayal Rakhna Ha
Kahin Tu Toot Na Jaiy Tujhay Sambhal Rakhna Ha

Harr Ek Masley Ka Teray; Hal Nikaal Rakhna Ha
Zahanat Se Apni Tujhay Hairat Main Daal Rakhna Ha

Gar Jo Kabhi Tu Tark-e-Talluq Ki Baat Karay
Rok Kar Tujhay Kal Pe Taal Rakhna Ha

Teray Dard Ko Chun Lena Hai Palkon Se Apni
Teray Waastey Khud Ko Nidhaal Rakhna Ha…

The lonely days and lonely nights

The lonely days and lonely nights
Just seem to linger on
One day turns in to the next
Now that you are gone
You were such a part of me
I failed to realize
Just how empty one could feel
When part of one dies…..

The Wonder of Silence

The Wonder of Silence
The disease of anger needs the medicine of tolerance; the pain of disappointment needs the medicine of hope; the violence of revenge and spite needs forgiveness; fear needs courage ego needs self-respect. Through inner silence we receive the strength to heal.

Never break anyone's heart

Never break anyone's heart,
While breaking heart of others
Think first what will happen
When someone will break your heart

one day more to hope

Every SUNSET gives us one day less to live
But every SUNRISE gives us one day more to hope

Think Postive always

GODISNOWHERE
This can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE
Or as GOD IS NOW HERE
Everything depends on how do u see anything.
So think positive

Aisa apna muqaam rakhna

Dil main hamari yaad rakhna
Chehray par muskurahat rakhna
Kabhi koi hara na sakay
Aisa apna muqaam rakhna

listening is an art

Hearing is one of the body's five senses.
But listening is an art.
~Frank Tyger~

Never take some one for granted

Never take some one for granted,
Hold every person close to your Heart
Because you might wake up one day and realize
That you have lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones

A beautiful girl goes

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder

“Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder,
But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier.”
So Keep Praying . . . .

Islam is University

Islam is University,
World is class room,
Quran is Sylabus,
Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher,
Allah is the Examiner,
Try to pass the final exam

Due to a metal shortage

Due to a metal shortage during World War II, Oscars were made of painted plaster for three years. Following the war, the
Academy invited recipients to redeem the plaster figures for gold-plated metal ones.

Happiness is a perfume

Happiness is a perfume .
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on yourself.
So always be happy
to make others happy !

The best is yet to come

If yesterday didn't end up
the way you planned, Just remember:
God created today for you
To start a new one! The best is yet to come!

So much love for you

If You Are in love, accept it, respect it & enjoy it.
But if U r not, then don't worry coz
Someone, somewhere must be wrapping up
So much luv for U.

Trust me that is true

People die younger,
Because god loves them so much,
You're still on earth,
Because there's someone,
Who loves you more than god,
Trust me, that is true.

Knowing yourself is true wisdom

Knowing others is intelligence,
Knowing yourself is true wisdom,
Mastering others is strength,
Mastering yourself is true power

When someone loves you

When some one loves you,
You don't realize it,
When you realize it, its too late.
You always love the one who leaves you
And leave the one who loves you.

Friend & Wife

Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

Always make your absence

Always make your absence felt in such a way,
That somebody misses U,
But let not your absence be so long,
That somebody starts learning 2 live without U

Blind Girl Is Sleeping

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.

Success is not final

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, its the courage to continue

that counts

Failure is simply

Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, more intelligently

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Mother Stands For

“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold;
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell
“MOTHER,”
A word that means the world to me.

Only human has

The snake has its poison in its teeth dog in tongue Scorpio in tale. Only human has its poison in its heart

Do u know?

Do u know?
Sabun (soap) Hazrat Saleh (A.S)ki ejad hai.
Pull(bridge) Hazrat Yousaf (A.S)ki ejad hai.
Kashti (boat) Hazrat Nuh(A.S) ki ejad hai.
Sheesha(mirror) Hazrat Suleman (A.S)ki ejad hai.
Sui (needle) Hazrat Idrees (A.S) ki ejad hai.
Kanghi (comb) Hazrat Ibrahim (A.S) ki ejad hai.

Even the greatest

Even the greatest philosopher cant be more serious than a child while playing a game.

When one becomes emotional

When one becomes emotional never advise him. It is as if you are sowing the seeds in a stormy wind

Mein tor leta agar woh gulab hoti

Mein tor leta agar woh gulab hoti,

Mein jawab banta agar woh sawal hoti,

Sab jante hain mein nasha nahi karta,

Phir bhi pee leta agar woh sharab hoti.

EK Jesi Lagti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan

EK Jesi Lagti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan,
Hansti Hain' Khanakti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan..

Nazuk Inteha ki' Ek Zara-si Thais se,
Toot-Kar Bikhrti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan..

UNKY Torrny-WaLy ko Ehsaas-tk Nahi Hota,
Bikhr-k KAB SambhLti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan..

Zindagi ki Dharkano ko Ek RYTHM-sa Deti Hain,
Zeest ko Sajati Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan.

Apney Dukh ko Apney Andar Rakh k BhooL Jaati Hy,
Bahir se Chamakti Hain
'Churiyan or Larkian'....

Falling down is not

Falling down is not defeat, defeat is when you refuse to get up

Investment in knowledge

Investment in knowledge, pays the best interest

A gem is not polished

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials

Love sought is good

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.

-- William Shakespeare

I'm not afraid of storms

I'm not afraid of storms for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
~Louisa May Alcott~

I keep my friends

I keep my friends as misers do their treasure,
because, of all the things granted us by wisdom,
none is greater or better than friendship.
~Pietro Aretino~

The brightest future

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past.
You can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures
and heartaches.
~unknown~

Why husbands avoid answers?

Why husbands avoid answers?

WIFE: Will u marry again if i died?

HUSBAND: noway!

W: Why not, Don't u like being married?

H: Of course I do!!

W: Then y wouldn't u remarry?

H: Okay, I'd get married again!

W: U would?

H: ....?

W: Would u live in our house?

H: Sure, it's a great house!

W: Would u sleep with her in our bed?

H: Where else would we sleep?

W: Would u let her drive my car?

H: Yeah, its almost brand new!!

W: Would u give her my jewelry?

H: No, I'm sure she'd want her own

W: Would she wear my shoes?

H: No, her size is 6

W: -silence-

H: shit!! :p

Tears are a gift

Tears are a gift that cleanses the body of toxins and nourishes
the seeds of hope that can grow even in a broken heart.
~Unknown~

When some one Lies to u

When some one Lies to u.
Its not his fault
Actually its your's....
Because
you didn't give him the proper space to tell the truth...!

wastes the body like worry

There is nothing that wastes the body like worry,
and one who has any faith in God should be
ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever.
~Mahatma Gandhi~

You maintain the balance

You maintain the balance of responding to situations
with a cool head and to people with a warm heart.
~unknown~

The only thing we never

The only thing we never get enough of is love;
and the only thing we never give enough of is love.
~Henry Miller~

You Have Only One

You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You.

Joke Of The Century

Joke Of The Century

Once Upon A Time

There Was A Country

Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power

But Did Not Have Electric Power.

Live Long Pakistan.

think of life as a good book

think of life as a good book. The further you get into it,
The more it begins to make sense.
~Harold S. Kushner~

The very first law

"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."

~ Bill Cosby

For every minute

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I keep the weaknesses

Part of Me
If I keep the weaknesses of others in my mind, they soon become a part of me.

Every saint has a

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future"

There are only two ways

"There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle."
Albert Einstein

Music is the mediator

"Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life."

~ Ludwig van Beethoven

Recovering from failure

"Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success."

~ Michael Eisner

The most successful people

"The most successful people are those who are good at plan B"

~ James Yorke

Never let misfortune control

"Never let misfortune control your destiny. Instead, use it to shape your future happiness"

Just one person taking action

"Just one person taking action can inspire others to do the same."

~ Leslie C. Aguilar

Love is an irresistible

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired- Robert Frost

Love is the greatest

Love is the greatest refreshment in life- Pablo Picasso

Sometimes we make love

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always

we make love with our hearts Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination - Voltaire

world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

At the touch of love

At the touch of love and heart, everyone becomes a poet- Plato

Love is a game

Love is a game that two can play and both win by loosing their heart - Eva Gabor.

We don't believe in

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Take away love

Take away love and our earth is a tomb - Robert Bro

Love makes your soul

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place - Zora Neale Hurston

I never knew there would be

I never knew there would be a better tomorrow
But you’ve come into my life and taken away all my sorrow

My days of sadness are a thing of the past
Because I have found true love at last

My days of emptiness are gone for good
Because you fill a void in my heart that you should

You’ve opened a window
You’ve shown me the light
And my love for you will continue to burn bright……

Ishq Waalon ko Naseehat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Ab Mohabbat ki Wakaalat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti
Shehr Bhar se to Adaawat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Mera Chehra Meri Aankhain hain Salaamat Ab Bhi
Kon Kehta Hai Wazaahat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Baat ye Hai k koi Toot k Chaahay to Sahi
Her kisi se to Mohabbat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Aankh Kehti Hai Kahin Aur Chalay Jaayen Hum
Dil ye Kehta Hai k Hijrat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Loh-e-Dil par Yehi Tehreer Likhi hay Mohsin
Ishq Waalon ko Naseehat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti.

Us Fiza Mai B Jalte

Us Fiza Mai B Jalte Rahy Hum Kisi K Liye

Jahan Charagh Tarastay Thay Roshni K Liye

Yaad Rahey ga Ye Dor-e-Hayat Bhi Humko

K Tarsay Thay Zindgi Mai Zindgi K Liye.

All Mornings are Like Paintings

All Mornings are Like Paintings,

You Need a Little Inspiration to Get Going,

A Little Smile to Brighten Up,
&
An SMS from Someone Who Cares to Color Your Day.

(*) Good Morning (*)

A normal person will

A normal person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.

A mother's love for her child

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path --Agatha Christie

The heart has its reasons

"The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know."-Pascal

It is never too late

"It is never too late to fall in love"- Sandy Wilson

when you stop Believing

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship; ends when you stop Sharing..... ..!!!

Love is not finding

Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without- Rafael Ortiz

This is the day for Dreaming

This is the day for Dreaming

so take some time to Dream,

This is the day for Celebrating

so take some time to Celebrate,

This is Your Birthday

so take some time to for You!

Happy Birthday to You

what you are to me

Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,

because

You will never be anything less than my world.

Success will Never Lower

Success will Never Lower its Standard To Accommodate us,

We have to raise our Standard to Achieve it.

For Every bird GOD provides Food, But not in their Nest.

Have a Great Day!

Books are as useful

"Books are as useful to a stupid person
as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350

BC-275BC)

You should give the best

You should give the best of your masonry skills
in the building of your house.
Any shoddy work is unacceptable.
Your precious life requires the same attention and care
if it is to serve you well in the future.

The house you build

The house you build will only be as strong and splendid
as your choice of raw materials and finishing touches.
Apparently, we sometimes build our houses with weak materials
and apply poor finishing touches forgetting
that the houses are our shelters for a lifetime.

We sometimes adopt

We sometimes adopt an ad-hoc approach in issues
that insert real meaning and impact in our lives.
We are half-hearted in matters poised to catapult us
to higher altitudes of success.
We often ignore the fact that if anything
is to happen in our lives, it will depend on us.

It is disgusting to regret

It is disgusting to regret for the deposits you make in your life.
Give it your best shot in all circumstances.

Your quick witted humor

Your quick witted humor
Always makes me laugh
And you do nice things
On my behalf

I know for sure
You’re one of a kind
Another like you
Would be hard to find.

Good Morning & Have A Nice Day

The Winds Of Change Blow

When The Winds Of Change Blow...

Some People Build Walls

And

Others Windmills

Attitude Matters. :-)

Smells in Bedroom After Marriage

Type of Smells in Bedroom After Marriage:


1st 3 months:
Perfume & Flowers


After 3 Years:
Baby Powder, Cream, Lotion.


After 30 Years:
Vicks, Tiger Baam, Medicines. :-)

A man is great by deeds

"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

Treat your kid like

"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

There's nothing in this world

There's nothing in this world as sweet as love, and next to love the sweetest thing is hate. --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What we love to do

What we love to do we find time to do. --John L. Spalding

Wish you have nice day

M-ake the Most of it.
O-pen your heart and Mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever Frown
I-magine Me
N-othing to Worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day
&
of Course Good Morning. :-)

Shadow of Yesterday

Shadow of Yesterday Have Faded away,
Sun has reappeared It's a brand new day.

Birds singing their song Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment And peace along the way
Good morning to you And have a nice Day. :-)

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Each of us has different talents

Each of us has different talents,

different dreams and different destinations,

yet we all have the power

to make a new tomorrow.

grow into a self definition of your own

Be true to yourself and be less concerned

with what others think of you.

Don’t accept their definition of you,

But grow into a self definition of your own.!

As soon as fear approaches

"As soon as fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

Before you start some work

"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

There is some self-interest

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

I really miss you

I’m missing you, I really don’t regret
Heartaches from you, I surely won’t forget
So sad, I was left here without you
And all I can say, is I really miss you

A person should not be

"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are victimised first."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)

You don't get to choose

"You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can

decide how you're going to live now."

~ Joan Baez

The USA uses

The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's

electricity.

to be great to start

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be

great."

~ Joe Sabah

problems become smaller

"All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them, but confront

them"

~ William F. Halsey

someone ignoring u

Some people hurt by words & some by action
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else.

Best wishes to you

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Life never seems to be

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

Ghareebon K Bachhay

Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:

Wow Man What a Great View...

.
.
.
.

Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai. :-)

Success is the good fortune

"Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation,

perspiration & inspiration."

~ Evan Esar

God always answers in the deeps

"God always answers in the deeps, never in the shallows of our soul"

Ju Aurtain buri

"Ju Aurtain buri hun un sy bilkul elehda raho,
aur ju ache hun un sy Mohtat raho,
ye na hu unki Achae tmhen Burae tk ly jaey"

Quote... :)

Liberty without learning

"Liberty without learning is always in peril and learning without

liberty is always in vain."

~ John F. Kennedy

Measuring life by what

Measuring life by what others do 2 u may disappoint u. . .

But measuring life by what u do for others will add more meaning to your life !

u can believe U have found

When a person can find ur sorrows behind ur smile,
Words behind ur silence
&
Love behind ur anger,

u can believe U have found ur best Friend.....

Just Being Silent Is Enough

To Kill An Enemy
You Required A Sword Or A Gun

But

To Kill A Loved One
Just Being Silent Is Enough

Remember !!
Never Try To Do That... (:

How good r U at chemistry?

[How good r U at chemistry???]

Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,
Nickel and
Iron?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans:
KNiFe.


Got confused?


Ok.

Just see

Xplanatn:
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,
There combinatn is
'K Ni Fe' :

Work smarter, Not harder!

"If I've 8 hours to chop down a tree, I would spend 6 hours sharpening the axe."

(Abraham Lincoln)

Work smarter, Not harder!

Bivi: Shadi Se pehle

Bivi: Shadi Se pehle To Tum Mujh Per Barre Shair Kehte They.

Husband: Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hai.

Bivi: Phir Bhi JAAN Koi Shair Kehdo.

Husband: Lo Suno!

Jane Jigar Janeman
90 Kilo Tera Wazan

Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par
Mar Jaonga Mai Sanam. :-)

Doing Your Best

Doing Your Best
As you do, so you become. Every action that you perform is recorded in you, the soul. These imprints ultimately mould your character and destiny. When you understand this principle, you will pay more attention to bringing your best to everything you do.

No reason is needed

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

-- Paulo Coelho

Be There When I Need You

A Friend In Need is a Friend Indeed.

So,
Always Be There When I Need You.

But,
When You Need Me then Remember that:

.
.
.

"God Helps Those, Who Help Themselves." :-)

Wife: Agar Main

Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?

Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai. :-)

The Secret of Happy Married Life

The Secret of Happy Married Life...








Is Still a SECRET. :-)

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Missing you gets easier every day

Missing you gets easier every day

because even though

it’s one day further from the

last time we saw each other and

it’s one day closer to the next time we will meet.

During Kiss

During Kiss
0.7 gm Protein,
0.45 gm Fats,
0.19 gm Chemicals,
250 Varieties of Bacteria.

Get out of a Body.

So Pick up Your Partner.
Exchange a Kiss and Stay Healthy. :-)

I like people like you

I like people like you

who like others like me

and make the others like me

to like others like you. :-)

Think again & again.

There’s a wonderful meaning in it..!!

when lake dries flower dies

A friend shouldn’t be like the bird of lake.

When lake gets dry bird shift other lake.

Real friend should be like flower of lake.

when lake dries flower dies.

Life is no longer

"Life is no longer if you hurry; life is no better if you worry."

Hear the songs of the dove

Good morning, my love
on this new day awake
Hear the songs of the dove
my hand please now take.

As we start out this journey
Twixt daylight and dark
I pray that you know
You are first in my heart.

Close your eyes, open your heart

Close your eyes, open your heart
concentrate hard, get ready to start.
It is almost time to lift off and fly.
Believe in yourself and you’ll fly very high.
Open your wings, spread them out
This is what flying is all about.
I know you can make it through this test.
Come on now. Do your best.

A gentle brush of her fingers

A gentle brush of her fingers,
Sending shivers down my spine.
In the love I see in her eyes,
Is a love that equals mine.

She greets me with a smile,
And leaves me with a kiss.
If she were to ever leave me,
I couldn’t imagine what I’d miss.

Maybe it’s her touch,
Or the way she makes me feel.
But whatever it is,
I’m head over heels.

Sleeping duration

Sleeping duration
For women 5 hrs.
For men 6 hrs
For children 7 hrs
For monkey 8 hrs.

Hello my dear ur 8 hrs is over.
Get up Lazy Bum

Good Morning

When u r happy

Its a fact:

When u r happy u want 2 reach d person u love most.

But wen u r sad u want 2 reach d person who loves u most

Boy - Mere hone wale

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY.

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?

Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.

Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge?

Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai,

.
.
.

Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. :-)

Men want 3 qualities in wife

Men want 3 qualities in wife:
1)Economist in kitchen
2)Artist in home &
3)Devil in love..

But they get:
1)Artist in kitchen
2)Devil in home
3)Economist in Love

Live in the present tense

"Live in the present tense, facing the duty at hand without regret for
the past or worry over the future."
William de Witt Hyde

Guard well within yourself

"Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give

without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without

meanness."
George Sand

Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends

Too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!

Groundwater comprises a 30 times

Groundwater comprises a 30 times greater volume than all freshwater

lakes, and more than 3,000 times what's in the world's streams and

rivers at any given time.

I have this feeling inside me

I have this feeling inside me
That I just can’t begin to describe
I need to set these feelings free
Because I know I can’t keep them inside..

Koi Wafa Kay Liye Roye

Koi Khushiyoun Ki Chah Main Roye.
Koi Dukhon Ki Panah Say Roye.
Ajeeb Silsila Ha Ishq Aur Muhabbat Ka.
“Faraz”
Koi Wafa Kay Liye Roye Aur Koi Wafa Kar Kay Roye.

A simple good morning becomes

A simple good morning becomes a special greeting
when someone so dear it is heartily given
because you have to me a wonderful meaning.
Take care….

“Good behavior” can cover

“Good behavior” can cover the lack of “Good Looks”
But
Good Looks can never cover the lack of “Good Behaviour”
Feel the difference..

Newspaper Main Advertisement Aayi

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

1 boy school se

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat'tey" nai.:-)

Life isn’t counted by the

“Life isn’t counted by the number of breaths you take,
it’s counted by the number of times your breath is taken away”
You’re breathtaking

What we can or cannot do

What we can or cannot do,
what we consider possible or impossible,
is rarely a function of our true capability.
It is more likely a function of our
beliefs about who we are.

(Anthony Robbins)

Sometimes My eyes get jealous

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because…..
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

Feelings are many

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE.

Relationships r like a book

Relationships r like a book
It takes a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carefully
&
never let it Burn!!

All the breaks you need in life

All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination,
Imagination is the workshop of your mind,
capable of turning mind energy
into accomplishment and wealth.

(Napoleon Hill)

may not even effect your life

Loving hundred wrong persons
may not even effect your life,
but
hating one right person
will leave you a broken
throughout your life. . .!

My lovely wife

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everything to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Love filled Valentine Month..!!

Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It’s Feb..

Wishing u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!

To all my friends who r committed:

To all my friends who r committed:
Happy Valentine's Day.....

and To all my friends who r single,
Happy Independence Day...:-)

You know it’s right

You know it’s right....
when no matter what you’re doing
or what kind of mood you’re in,
he can make you smile... :)

Admi: mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

Blood is For Heart

Red is For Blood
.
Blood is For Heart
.
Heart is For Love
.
Love is For You
.
You is for Me
.
Me is For You.;-)
.
Love You Dear...!:-P

happy valentines day

make us happy make us wise

"The days that make us happy make us wise"

~ John Masefield

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.

Friend will always be a Brother

"A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother."

~ Benjamin Franklin

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

Misuse of English!

Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

I wanted something to show you

I wanted something to show you,
How much i really care,
I wanted to prove to you,
No matter what, I’ll be there,

I wanted something to tell you,
I love you so much inside,
I wanted to let you know,
My feelings are too strong to hide….

I sat at my desk

I sat at my desk
Scribbling on the paper
What I thought you would like best
I wanted you to be mine
You were so kind

I made a red heart
With pink edges
It had an envelope in the back
Sealed with a sweet kiss of mine..

Now that I have you

Now that I have you
I have nothing to fear
But I always think you’ll leave
so I’ll try to keep you near.

No matter what happens
our friendship is true
for I have changed a lot
but yet so have you…

Today is the day dedicated to love

Today is the day dedicated to love
Today cupid comes down from above
Today is the day for the color red
Today no tears should be shed

Its time for laughter, time for joy
Time for roses and the cuddly toy
Time to go that extra mile
to make the person you love smile.

who buy Valentine's Day flowers

The 73% of people who buy Valentine's Day flowers are men, while only 27 percent are women.

A business that makes nothing

"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business."

~ Henry Ford

Valentine Dreams

If I should dream a million dreams,
If each one my lonely heart redeems,
And each dream a dream of you,
And all the things that lovers do.

All the dreams and sweet desires,
All to which my heart aspires,
All of these are met in you,
An angels heart with love that’s true.

The sweetest smile, a louver’s touch,
A knowing wink that says so much.
A stroke of hair, a touch of skin,
A celebration of the love we’re in.

If I should dream a million dreams,
If each one my lonely heart redeems,
All of them would be met in this,
The taste of you and your sweet kiss.

Where do i find the words

Where do i find the words
to tell you what i feel
where do i find the courage
to help me process and heal
how can i ever hurt you
for it’ll tear me into two
for i can never loose you
cause your my special Chrissy-boo

DEAD LOVER from HEAVEN

Great words by DEAD LOVER from HEAVEN

"I wud have been alive
if u would have given the rose
before rather than keeping
it on my grave today"

Lovely thought from a broken heart

Lovely thought from a broken heart:-


I need a candle 2 search dreams
wich were inside me,

But i need darkness 2 melt her memories..

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Each Day I love You More

For You SEE,
Each Day I love You More
Today More than Yesterday
And Less Than Tomorrow


Happy Valentines Day

Woman on date with

Woman on date with husband's best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

Larki jab roti hai

"2010" ka sub say super Hit Question...


"Larki" jab roti hai to wo ankho ki jaga,,,
Mou par Q hath rakhti hai..?

Plz reply me must.?

The White Sea, in Russia

The White Sea, in Russia, has the lowest temperature, only -2 degrees centigrade.

Valentine’s Day is all about

Valentine’s Day is all about

Special feelings warm and fond,

And friend, I knew right from the start

We had a very special bond.

Our time together is a gift;

You’re interesting and warm and fun!

And when I need to talk and share,

I think of you, friend; you’re the one.

We’re always true and real together.

We have no reason to pretend.

I’m thankful that you’re in my life,

My trusted, cherished Valentine friend

Whenever likable people cross my mind

Whenever likable people cross my mind,

I always have such pleasant thoughts of you.

You always bring such happiness and joy;

Those who lift me up are very few.

On Valentine’s Day I want to tell you this:

Knowing you is an extraordinary pleasure;

Your caring heart is always quick to give;

You’re unique, a rare and very special treasure

It may blossom in the spring

It may blossom in the spring,

when the Sun shines in,

and birds do sing.

Grow this rose of beauty within,

as thorns spring forth,

at a new days end.

From lessons of life,

this love will shine through,

and

God has created a most beatiful You

Abhi bole to bhai ko

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,

Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?

Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

If you see some one without a smile

If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours,
because you are among a few good people who can shine others
lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Saal mein ek baar to aata hai VALENTINE day

Nahi milti chutti to aaj RESIGN de
Saal mein ek baar to aata hai VALENTINE day

Khudaya tanha na pakra jaoon kahin DATE per
Humein jo bhi mushkil de COMBINE de

Agar aaj bhi woh milne LATE puhanchi
Guzarish karoonga ke woh bhi koi FINE de

Noor bhar de dilwalon ke chehron mein
Honton pe hansi aur aankhon mein SHINE de

Tanha tanha yeh jeevan kaise guzrega
Humein yeh bhi khushiyan JOIN de

Iske siwa aur koi deewani milti bhi to nahi
Gareeb kiss kiss se kahe ki LINE de

Yeh umango bhari shaam phir nahi aayegi
Saal mein ek baar to tu FULL TIME de

Bas pal do pal ke liye mujhse milti ho
Kisi shaam tu Six To Nine de

When You Believe in some One Deeply

When You Believe in some One Deeply, Mis understandings arise,
But Dont Feel for it,
Because some mis-understandings are needed for good Understandings.
Its Life Secret

A person who’s always giving

A person who’s always giving,
and willing to help all they can.
Who truly gives from their heart,
showing they care for who I am.

This friend I have found in you,
is as special as one could be.
And I am so blessed in my life,
that you’ve been a friend to me.

This Love is Love the Love

This Love is Love the Love
best Love way Love to Love say
Love u Love that Love I
Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again without word Love.

Ten minutes of one hurricane

Ten minutes of one hurricane contains enough energy to match the

nuclear stockpiles of the world.

Thanks for being there

Thanks for being there through the tears,

Laughter and Dirty diapers.

Happy Father’s Day!

How much I am in love with you?

Have I told you lately

How much I am in love with you???

No??

Think about it,

Have a great life. . .

Some memories are always unwritten

Some promises are always unbroken

Some memories are always unwritten

Feel the magic of true relation and You’ll realize

that true feelings are always Unspoken. . .

Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne

Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne,

K Mohabat b badnaam hogai…

Apni mohabat ki aisi keemat wasool ki usney…

K hamari qabar tak neelam hogai.

Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide,

Close your eyes,

Take a deep breath,

Open your arms wide,

Feel your heartbeat,

and

Say

“Its too early. Let me sleep again.”

Good Morning

Realize its a brand new day

Your soul came back from dreamland

Reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself

Slowly open your eyes

Realize its a brand new day

Good Morning.

Santa take his pregnant wife

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised

“Free Delivery“

Koi muntazir hai uska

Koi muntazir hai uska kitni shidat se Faraz!!!

Wo janta hai magar phir bhe Japan betha hua ha

More important Than u

If Sum1 really waits 4u,

It doesn't mean he has nothing else 2do,

Its just mean dat nothing else is More
important Than u in dis world!

My religion is very simple

"My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness."

~ Dalai Lama

Be Simple But Look Stylish

Be Simple But Look Stylish

Be Tough But Look Soft

Be Tensed But Look Cool

Be A Beginner But Look As A Winner

That’s The Way Of Life, Life Has No Pause Buttons!

Dreams Have No Expiry Date

Time Has No Holiday

So

Don’t Waste A Single Moment In Your Life

Live It & Be Happy. . . !

Vested in your heart

Vested in your heart is all my hope,
As I must hope that yours is all in mine.
Love both narrows and expands our scope,
Extending each to each as we combine.

Friendship is a priceless gift

Friendship is a priceless gift
That can’t be bought or sold,
But its value is far greater
Than a mountain made of gold.

For gold is cold and lifeless,
It cannot see nor hear,
And in your times of trouble,
It is powerless to cheer.

Do not worry about failure

Do not worry about failure,
Worry about all the chances,
you miss when you don’t try.
Good Morning.

Value me for what I give you

Value me for what I give you;
All the rest hold in your heart.
Life does not fulfill our wishes;
Even lifelong lovers part.
Now let yourself be lulled by kisses,
Take from the moment all that’s due;
Inter within what your heart misses,
Nor let what’s false destroy what’s true.
Enjoying love requires art.

If I say I love you million times

If I say I love you million times
Still it won’t be enough
Because I just love you so much
No one can say how much
In my heart you will always be
Forever, Forever
Here or there
Near or far
My love will be
Wherever you are

Wherever You Go

Wherever You Go,
No Matter What The Weather,
Always Bring Your Own Sunshine... (:

G o_O d
/\/\ o R n I n G

There’s always a little truth

There’s always a little truth behind every,”Just kidding.”
A little curiosity behind every “Just wondering.”
A little knowledge behind every “I don’t know.”
And a little emotion behind every “I don’t care.”

miss se nikah karne

1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k
gUSy ma school
ja rha tha
raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
Lrka:Nhi
miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)

Our parents spend the first

Our parents spend the first 12 Months of our lives teaching us 2 walk & talk...





And next 24 Years telling us to sit down & shut up!!! :-D

I Have Today To Wish You The Sweetest Day

I Have No Yesterday.
Time Took It Away.


Tomorrow Nobody Knows.
It May Not Be Mine.


But I Have Today To Wish You The Sweetest Day.

Have A Nice Day.

My day won’t certainly be over

My day won’t certainly be over
for I have something left to do.

I just couldn’t sleep yet without
saying I love you. Good Night..

I looked at a sweet

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

Maths and Women are the

"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

Abhi Abhi Soya Hai Tujhe YAAD Kar K

Kabhi Na Aaya Wo Mere Saath Chal K,

Humesha Gaya Mujhe Naraz Kar K,

Mout Per Meri Agar Wo Aaye To Keh Dena

"logo"
K
Abhi Abhi Soya Hai Tujhe YAAD Kar K.

Care should be in heart

"Care should be in heart not in words.. &
Anger should be in words not in heart.."

Love begins when two Hearts combine!

Love is Special, Love is Rare.
Love is made for two to Share.

Love is Gentle, Love is Blind,
Love begins when two Hearts combine!

Think twice before leaving a space

"Think twice before leaving a space in someones heart, because its difficult to realize the pain when you see someone else filling your space"

Main to fana ho gaya

Main to fana ho gaya uski aankhen dekh kr

Na jane wo shaks aaina kaise dekhta hoga...

It's Easy To Say

"It's Easy To Say
"I Love You"

But

It's More Meaningful To Thank Someone For Loving You..."

I can foretell the love you hold

I can foretell the love you hold
as you reject every young and old

look into my eyes and you will see
a place in your heart will open for me.

Don’t shape your character

Don’t shape your character like
a garden on which everyone can walk..
Shape it like a sky who everyone will try to reach

The greater danger for most

The greater danger for most of us
is not that our aim is too high and we miss
it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Don’t ever give up when u r down

Don’t ever give up when u r down,
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,

just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.

Good Night

All your tears be mine

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,

Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,

Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat

Be Rehmi Se He Sahi Magar Kuch To Bola Karo Dost!


Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.

Hum Raaz Ko Raaz He Rakhtay

Hum Raaz Ko Raaz He Rakhtay To Acha Tha Faraz!




Yun He Chahat Ka Bata Kar Unhain Maghroor Kar Diya.

We must have courage

"We must have courage to bet on our ideas, to take the calculated risk, and to act."

~ Maxwell Maltz

Love makes u realize

Love makes u realize how wonderful d world is but its a friend who makes u realize how wonderful you are to d world.

For all my beloved Friends (:

When there is confusion

"When there is confusion in the market place, there is opportunity."

~ Bill Gates

Wisdom is the reward

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd

have preferred to talk."

~ Doug Larson

The price of greatness

"The price of greatness is responsibility."

~ Sir Winston Churchill

Only the extremely ignorant

"Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist

change."

~ Socrates

call your wife with

A Person Went to his Neighbour,
Where an Old Couple Lives.

He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still call her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc.


Man to the Old Man: It's sweet ... After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names.

The Old Man replied (Whispering): Her Name had Slipped off My Mind 10 Years Ago

&

I am Very Scared to Ask What It Is. :-)

Birds are standing at your window

Birds are standing at your window,

waiting for you to say.

Assalam-O-Aalaikum,

“SUBHA BAKHAIR”,,,.!!!

GOOD MORNING

Have a nice day.

Urrti rehti hai

Urrti rehti hai 1 gard mujh may.....!
Kon phirta hai dar'badr mujh may.....!
Mujh Ko mujh may jagah nahi milti.....!
Wo hai mojood is qadar mujh may....!

tum se bewafai kis ne ki

Use maloom hai meri awargi ki sabub kon hai.

phir bhi poochta hai tum se bewafai kis ne ki.

Wo Hans Dia Meri

Wo Hans Dia
Meri
Dastan-E-Ghum
Ko Sunte Sunte . . . . .

""

Shayed Us Ko
Zamane Main
Kisi Ne Dhoka
Nahi diya.'?

A need so necessary

A need so necessary
A want so strong

The universal would not handle

I love u today
I will love u 2moro
I will love u 4ever.

Koi Neyi Bachi Phasayein Gay

Chorr Diye Wo Sb Dhanday

Jin K Thay Anjaam Ganday

Poora Mahina Naik Kaam Mein Bitayein Gay

Ab Eid K Baad He Koi Neyi Bachi Phasayein Gay

We Will Always Be Friends Its A Promise!

We Met It Was Luck!

We Talked It Was Chance!

We Became Friends It Was Destiny!

We Are Still Friends It Is Faith!

We Will Always Be Friends Its A Promise!

You May Find Someone Better Than Me

You May Find Someone Better Than Me,

Important Than Me,

Dearer Than Me,

But Not The One

Who Miss You More That Me..

Hey, Your Own Stupid

Today, Tomorrow And Forever

There Will Be One Heart

That Would Always Beat For You.

You Know Whose?

Hey, Your Own Stupid.

The Person Who Loves You

The Person Who Loves You A lot Will Always
Do Two Things Extremely For You:

1. CARING
n
2. HURTING

I Have My Own Little Universe

Stars Are Too Far,

Sun Is Too Hot.

Moon Is Unapproachable,

So God Especially Made Friends Like You,

So That I Can Say

“I Have My Own Little Universe”

Don’t Lower your Goals

Don’t Lower your Goals

To The Level of Your Abilities,

Instead,

Raise Your Abilities

To The Height of Your Goals.

When You Love

When You Love

You Get Hurt.

When You Get Hurt

You Hate.

When You Hate

You Try To Forget.

When You Try To Forget

You Start Missing.

When You Start Missing

You Fall In Love Again..!

Black Sky With Solo Moon

Black Sky With Solo Moon

With Millions of Stars

Brings You A Silent Hours

To Take A Nice Rest.

Enjoy The Whole Night

Good Night

names of 4 sides of kaaba?

Do you know the names of 4 sides of kaaba?

* Rukn-e-YAMAANI
* Rukn-e-IRAAQI
* Rukn-e-SHAAMI
* Rukn-e-Hijry ASWAD

It is better for a man

It is better for a man

to give one dirham as Sadqa

during his lifetime

than to give a hundred at the time of his death

Love is a diary

Love is a diary that only one person writes

but

Friendship is a public book

Where you study in library.

So what do you prefer?

A diary or a public book.

My love for you, Precious and Endless

My love for you is like water,

Falling countless

The beating of my heart,

For you is so heavy and soundless,

The feeling of being in your arm is so

Precious and Endless

main apnay abu se apni shadi

Aik larkay ne pathan se poocha yar

main apnay abu se apni shadi ki baat kese kron.

Pathan: Simple Zong lo or sub keh do!

I am passionate about her

I am in love,

I am passionate about her,

I loving every moment of it

And why not, it’s her Birth Day.

It’s Apna India

Happy Independence Day

spent 10% income on your girlfriend

Management Lesson

You spent 100% income on your Wife

and

Get 10% satisfaction.

on the other hand

You spent 10% income on your girlfriend

and

Get 100% satisfaction.

Your Money, your Decision.

Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party

Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party,

They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.

When he went to party he was shocked?

other were wearing pants & shirts also

As you held me in your arms

As you held me in your arms and staired in my eyes
my heart fell to my feet and I erased all other ties
from that moment on, I was yours all the way
i knew you were special, and i wanted you to stay

Love does not require a companion

Love does not require a companion.
It doesn’t need an object or a home.
It flies above the ecstasy of morning
And fills the universe inside my room.

Wife: kya me husan ki devi

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
.
.
.
.
.
Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

A Basket Full of Prayers and Care

A Basket

;"""""'";
,'*,"*,*''*'
',*"*,'*','*'
\______/

Full of

Prayers & Care

Flowers

4 a

Sweet

Friend

Like

'*, Y, ',

'' ,' O ' *."

"*.'U'*."

Rain of BLessings with Love

/R/A/I/N/
/O/F/
/B/L/E/S/S/
/I/N/G/S/
___,_____,
/___,___ / \ . : .
|__[ ]__|_:_| )"(
- - - - - -

HAPPY SPRING’S 1st RAINY DAY.

Each morning when I rise

You’re the first thing I think of
Each morning when I rise
You’re the last thing I think of
When I close my eyes

You’re in each thought I have
And every breath I take
My feelings are growing stronger
With every move you make……

When Nights are long

When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of you.
A silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

Go to help your friend

Go to help your friend in problem
without invitation & don’t go to
ur friend in happiness without invitation.

For so long I have hidden

For so long I have hidden away my heart
But something happens when I hear your voice
Feelings and wants come rushing back
My heart taking over in this I have no choice…

Have a good n charming day

,;*;;;*,, Good
*( "._." )* Morning
(") (")
,,,(")("),,,

I Pray

U be Safe

U be Happy

Every Mint

Every Hour

Everyday of ur life.

Have a good n charming day

much of Prayers

With that much of Prayers

,____(-_-)____,
) (
,/ \,

Good Night!

Be Happy and Keep Smiling

When you Need them

Respect those PERSON’s

Who Find Time for you In their Time Table,

But LOVE those

Who Don’t Consult their Time Table When you Need them

Time is the most playful element

Time is the most playful element because...

It lengthens the minutes when you wait for some1.

& rushes the hours when you enjoy special moments with them.. :

The greatest weakness of most humans

The greatest weakness

of most humans

is their hesitancy

to tell others

how much they love them

while they’re alive

Laugh at your mistakes

Laugh at your mistakes,

but learn from them.

Joke over your troubles,

but gather strength from them.

Have fun with your difficulties,

but overcome them.

Good Day!

When a Girl Loves you from bottom of heart

Be careful

when

a gal tells u that

she loves u

from the bottom of her heart

For this may mean

that

there is still enough space

for another boy on top!

You are a BITCH

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

A smile gives red color to your cheeks

A smile gives red color to your cheeks,

white to your teeth,

Pink color to your lips,

Silver color to your eyes,

so keep smiling

and

Enjoy the Colors of life

Pehli rat say he shuru hoi

Ek machhar nay kar li makhi say shadi,

Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi,

Machhar ke qismat he khhoti thi ,

Makhhi Mospel laga k soti thi

Buhat Ajeeb Hain Ye Bandashein

Buhat Ajeeb Hain Ye Bandashein Muhabbat Ki,

Na Us Ne Qaid Mein Rakha Na Hum Farar Howe…!

All my love for you FREE

All my love for you FREE!

wishing

u

a

very

happy

ANNIVERSARY . . . !

A woman was created

A woman was created from a mans rib (Adam)
Not from his feet 2 be walked on,
Not from his head 2 be superior over,
But from his side to be equal,
Under the arm to be protected,

and

Next to the heart to be loved…

This life is too short to make

This life is too short to make and accelerate relations,

but I don’t know why people break the developed relations.

This life is too short to say something to loved ones,

but I don’t know why people keep silence for a long period.

This life is too short to make real friends,

but I don’t know why people break friendships.

I am dedicating these lines proudly to my friends and family

ENJOY MY COMPANY AS MUCH BEFORE I CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER.

Ansuo sham ki plko pe

Ansuo sham ki plko pe lrazty rehna,

Dob jaey jo ye manzar to brasty rehna,

US ki adat wohi hr bat adhori krna,

Or phr bat ka mfhøom bdlty rehna,

Aaj sikh lia hy ye qreena hm nay,

Bujh b jana to bari dair sulagty rehna,

JAny kis umer main jae gi ye adat us ki,

Roothna khud se to aoron se ulajhty rehna

7 Fresh flowers for you & your family

7 Fresh flowers for you & your family

1-for your health

2-for your wealth

3- for your success

4-for your happiness

5-for your knowledge

6-for your long life

and

7- For your Good Luck

If you remove the first letter

I am made of 5 letters,

If you remove the first letter,

It is part of our body.

If you remove the second letter,

It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!

HAIR

AIR

-

-

-

-

-

-

Answer : CHAIR

Friendship is like a winding road

Friendship is like a winding road,

You never know where it is going to go.

But there is something that I do know,

Which is that our friendship will continue to grow

So many times I’ve looked up

So many times I’ve looked up
To heaven in the night,
Asking answers from our Lord
Who’s always in my sight…

Three sentences for getting SUCCESS

Three sentences for getting SUCCESS
A. Know more than other
B. Work more than other
C. Expect less than other

The ultimate measure of Love

The ultimate measure of Love is not
when both the people Like each other
Its when one ignores and the other
continues Loving till the end….

you spoke and I believed

You smiled, you spoke and I believed,
By every word and smile- deceived.

Another man would hope no more;
Nor hope I- what I hoped before.

But let not this last wish be vain
Deceive, deceive me once again

You may think that I forgot you

You may think that I forgot you.
You may think that I don’t care,
and you may think that I’m not thinking of you.
Well, you’re wrong. You’re still in my dreams.,,
goodnight

The trouble with a Rat race

The trouble with a Rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a Rat.

So Always run with Lions.
No matter even if u r defeated,
u are still a Lion.

When u feel sad

When u feel sad
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit
bCoz liars go to hell..

I’m am so very glad

I’m am so very glad
To have you as my friend.
You’ve been there for me always,
Sometimes it’s hard to comprehend…

I don’t know why you care so much,
Or what it is you see…
But regardless of the reasons,
You’re the purr-fect friend for me!

I couldn’t begin to thank you

I couldn’t begin to thank you,
for no words could ever start
To share those special feelings
that are deep within my heart

I couldn’t begin to thank you,
but I hope that you can see,
Your thoughtfulness and you
will always mean a lot to me!

Diya Khud se Bhuja Dena

Diya Khud se Bhuja Dena
Hawa ko aur kya Dena

Kabhi is tor se Hansna
K duniya ko Rula Dena

Kabhi is Rung mein Rona
K khud pr Muskura Dena

Main Teri Dastaras Chahon
Mujhe aesi Dua Dena

Main Tera Barmala Mujrim
Mujhe khul kar Saza Dena

Main Tera Munfarid Sathi
Mujhe Hat kar Jaza Dena

Mujhe Acha lagay “Mohsin”
Usay Paa kar Ganwa Dena

Japanese guy visited Pakistan

Japanese guy visited Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend's house.
On the way,

Toyota passed by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japanese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry driver replied:

Taxi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Naturally we feel for each other

I always touch you when we are together
Naturally we feel for each other and connect
I talked to you using the words eternal and forever,
You are always beautiful and perfect.

Birthday cards are all

Birthday cards are all the same
That just seems an awful shame
But this one’s different from the start
Since it traveled from the heart.
(Happy Birthday)

U never get a person

U never get a person of uR type In this World..

You will either have to Adjust
or
u will have to Compromise..!

U Adjust when Someone wants t0 be with u..

U compromise when u want t0 be with s0Meone... ;->

Wife : Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->

People says that you can't live

Nice Quote:

People says that you can't live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->

Child To The Sales Girl

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->

Aaj mat rok madhosh

Aaj mat rok madhosh ho jane de

Paas aa apne nashe me kho jane de

Na aaon hosh me na meri sanson se teri mehek jae

Band krle ankhen jo hota hy ho jane de.

Dil bhar jaye to jawaab

Milnay ki gharz ho to chalay aatay hain apnon ki tarha "",

FARAZ

Dil bhar jaye to jawaab dena bhi gawaara nahi kartay..

Sirf itni si baat pe

Sirf itni si baat pe zamaane ne Laqab Kaafir ka diya

< Faraz >

K Khuda k Naam pe Hum ne Kuch na diya,Tere Naam pe jaan de di..

when we enter the examination hall

Human brain is the most

outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Way of Life – ALLAH with you all the time

Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH

Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH

Quiet Moments – WORSHIP ALLAH

Painful Moments – TRUST ALLAH

Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH

har saks mujhe aazmana chahta hai

Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta hai ,

ere dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai ,

jaane kya baat jhalakti he mere chehre se,

har saks mujhe aazmana chahta hai

Once in a young lifetime

Once in a young lifetime

one should be allowed

to have as much sweetness

as one can possibly want and hold.

~Judith Olney~

Happy first anniversary

Happy first anniversary!
A milestone, indeed!
Praised be those whose pleasure would be
Partial to their need.
Years will add a certain weight;
For now, the day is bright,
Intimately innocent,
Reverently right.
So may your love accumulate
Till it lights well the night.

I want to see you smiling!

On this wonderful day
I want to see you smiling!
Happy birthday, my love,
I do love you, my darling!

Today there are more birds flying,
Today the sky is more blue.
I do love you, my darling,
Happy birthday to you.

Close my eyes and every night I pray

Close my eyes and every night I pray
That I see the day when things will go the right way.
I´ll make you my wife,
I want you there for life.
On my knees with a diamond ring,
All the bells will start to sing.

As a perfume doth remain

As a perfume doth remain
In the folds where it hath lain,
So the thought of you, remaining,
Deeply folded in my brain,
Will not leave me: all things leave me,
You remain.

Other thoughts may come and go,
Other moments I may know,
That shall waft me, in their going,
As a breath blown to and fro,
Fragrant memories: fragrant memories,
Come and go.

Only thoughts of you remain,
In my heart where they have lain,
Perfumed thoughts of you, remaining,
A hid sweetness, in my brain.
Others leave me: all things leave me,
You remain.

How long will you be special to me?

How long will you be special to me?
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

Ik mom ki gurya hai

Ik mom ki gurya hai,

Ik prem kahani hai.

Ik shaakh hai
nazuk si,

kalyon ki jawani hai.

Woh phool ki titli hai,

Shola hai k pani hai.

Hai shan samundar ki,

Lehron ki rawani hai.

Woh noor-e-sehr hai ya,

Ik shaam sohani hai.

Dekhoon to sapna hai,

Sochoon to kahani hai.

kya naam rakhoon us ka,

kya baat kahoon us se?

Woh din ka ujala hai,
Woh raat ki RANI hai.

Ik mom ki gurya hai,

Ik prem kahani hai... ;->

Like a fresh dewdrops

Like a fresh dewdrops of a new day
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body!
(Happy Birthday)

Ek BohAt KhubsurAt JuMLA

"Ek BohAt KhubsurAt JuMLA"

"ALLAH Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya,


Or ALLAH Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nai Paaya.../

Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Nadaan Logh Dolat K Liye

"Nadaan Logh Dolat K Liye Dil Ka Chain Luta Detay Hain!
Or!
"Danish Mand Dil K Chain K Liye Dolat Luta Detay Hain...! ;->

Zindgi ki sabse bari sachaie

Zindgi ki sabse bari sachaie
Kabaristan ke bahar board par likhi thI,

"Manzil to meri yahi thi,
Bus ZINDAGI guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate... ;->

Tum mujh sy SET ho jao

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.





Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)

Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hay?

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

jo ho na saky apna

TAKHLEEQ-E-KAINAT ki ye reet bari niraali hy faraz,

jo ho na saky apna,
muhabbat b usi sy hoti hy.

Do chaar nahi mujh ko faqt

"Do chaar nahi mujh ko faqt aik dikha do..

Wo shakhs jo bahar say bhi andar ki tarha ho...!"

Not everyone is perfect like me

I never forget my sincere friends

when i see some faults in them

i keep patient & just realize that

.

.

.

.

“Not everyone is perfect like me”

Student:Every Time I open my Book

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton's 3rd law?

.

.

.

.
.
Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D

Two things are

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life.!.

Friend
Friendship
First One,
yOu shOuld make.!
SecOnd One,
yOu shOuld kEEp.!

Mumkan jo ager hota

Mumkan jo ager hota,
Ham tumko bhula detay,
Yadon ko kafan deker,
Bey waqat sula detay,
Iss Dil sey teray Dil tak,
Dewar utha detay, Mumkan jo agr hota..

Kal Raat Sapny Me Teri

"Kal Raat Sapny Me Teri Tasweer Bna Dali,

Itni Achi Lgi K Seeny Se Lga Dali,

Kisi Ki Nazr Na Lagy Mery Yaar Ko,

Is Liye Aansu'on Se Khud He Mita Dali"...!

Mujhe aiane or tere saye

Mujhe aiane or tere saye se sakhat nafrat hai.

jana

tere jesa koi or kauon hu....

In U.S. they invented a machine

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves;

they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;

Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

Stop laughing now

a woman will usually say

For years men and women have

argued over which is more painful:

Being kicked in the balls

or

Giving birth…?

Put it this way!

After a couple’s first child,

a woman will usually say

Lets have a baby again.

But

We won’t find a single man on this earth,

who will ever say

Ok kick me on the balls again..!

But I’ll Always Drop My

I Never Expect Others To SMS Me

But I’ll Always Drop My SMS

Into Their Inbox To Show

I Still “Love & Remember” Them

With or Without Their SMS

A moment of passion

A moment of passion so easily shared,
with no fear or regret.
The memories flood through my mind,
a moment of passion I’ll never forget.

A moment of passion is like a drug,
it takes me so high.
Needing to get another fix,
a moment of passion can never lie

A moment of passion when we are alone,
you desire it too.
Unable to control it,
a moment of passion shared with you.

All bundled up and ready to go

Jackets and sweaters, Stockings and boots
Snug hats and mittens, Warm woolen suits

All bundled up and ready to go
Out of the house to play in the snow..

like i miss nothing

like i miss nothing else
like i miss everyhing else
nothing else except you
everything else about you
baby i miss you

Each day your smile becomes

Each day your smile becomes my morning star.
I look at you and then my feelings shine.
From you I learn far more than words or numbers:
You’re the book that someday will be mine.