In U.S. they invented a machine

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves;

they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;

Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

Stop laughing now