Bivi: Shadi Se pehle

Bivi: Shadi Se pehle To Tum Mujh Per Barre Shair Kehte They.

Husband: Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hai.

Bivi: Phir Bhi JAAN Koi Shair Kehdo.

Husband: Lo Suno!

Jane Jigar Janeman
90 Kilo Tera Wazan

Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par
Mar Jaonga Mai Sanam. :-)