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Sunday, September 27, 2009
What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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your composition on “My Dog”
when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU TELL ME THE FORMULA OF WATER
an u tell me one more example of this type?
funny conversation of doctor n patient
The owner of the inside inn
Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans
I thought a thought. But the thought
If two witches were watching two watches
A sailor went to sea to see
Sounding by sound is a sound
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish
But if you understand and say
Red lorry, yellow lorry
the reason for having 2 wives
Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola
Husband drinking wine and said
3 Cheezain - In Life
koyi zabardasti thori hai
Mohabbat may haar jane par log naseeb ki baat krte...
Kitab-e-ishq ko Parh kr bhula dia maine
“Whats more painful?”
Be proud about it
Have a nice and Sweet Dreams
Mere Lafzon Ki Pehchaan Agar Kar Leta Wo
What is the difference between a Coffee Shop and a...
always be happy
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish
The girl of our neighbors
Iqbal Tere Des ka Kya Haal Sunaon,
AE RAHE HAQ K SHAHEDO WAFA KI TASVERO
I prefer to be 1st class citizen
when we don’t need to rent
where at least I know I’m free
How often we fail to realize
How little do my countrymen know
We must be free not because
Without freedom, no one really has a name
If our country is worth dying for
Azad bharat ke nalayak jawano
Keep India green & clean
May the sun in his course visit no land
The winds that blow through the wide sky in these ...
hat keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism
All we have of freedom
chance to be better
This is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan:
I am passionate about her
Fire the guns and shout for freedom
Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions
This nation will remain
a precedent that will reach himself
Hamare Mulk K Jhande Ko Hamesha Sar-Bland Rakhe
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom
kai naslon ki qurbani
Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga diye
Take a stand against evil,
It needs to be made perfect
Hum Ne Gulshan kay Tahafaz ki Qasam Khai Hey
Our life is full of Colors
Pakistan ki hifazat kare apne maal ki tarha
Na zuban se, Na nigahon se
But of harmony & happiness
Let yourself fly free You are independent after all
Others might have forgotten
Sare jahan se accha Hindustan hamara
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism
Let’s Take Decision To Value Our Nation Won’t Forg...
Thousands laid down their lives
Freedom in the mind
They Join hands in Hands
Azadi k din par meri dua hai k
whose will come with the flag over his body
There Was A Nation Searching For A Piece Of Land
Muj se Pehle apko kis kis ne choda
Chalo jaldi se utho or sabko wish karo
wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us
Do you know what Pakistan means?
Be Proud to be an Indian
but I wanna reach across the miles
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen
Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki
Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko
good time to examine who we are and how we got here
meri ami ko Lohy ka bed banwa k dia tha
Aisa shakhs jo galati par na ho magar phir bhi haa...
Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do
Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?
Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
My husband’s cheque book
Husband and wife on picnic
Jab meri bivi bolti hai
Meray iraday baray naik hain
kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the
Bechari k pas ander aane k waqt nahi tha
to parhne ko phir Quran deta hy
Apni dua k chand alfaaz mere naam krna
I am coming to ur house to give u all types of hap...
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