your composition on “My Dog”

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

when people are no longer interested?

TEACHER : What do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

PAPPU TELL ME THE FORMULA OF WATER

TEACHER : PAPPU TELL ME THE FORMULA OF WATER
PAPPU : HIJKLMNO
TEACHER : WHAT IS THIS
PAPPU : MADAM H TO O

an u tell me one more example of this type?

Teacher: If A=b,
B=C then
A=c can u tell me one more example of this type?
Student: I love teacher.teacher loves his daughter,
so i love teacher,s daughter

funny conversation of doctor n patient

Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab

Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha

Doctor: dawai khali thi

Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi

Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi

Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha

Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha

Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.

Mariz: nahi

Doctor: kyun

Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?

The owner of the inside inn

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

I thought a thought. But the thought

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

If two witches were watching two watches

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

A sailor went to sea to see

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Sounding by sound is a sound

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won”t wish the wish you wish to wish.

But if you understand and say

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don”t understand, say “don”t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don”t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!

Red lorry, yellow lorry

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

the reason for having 2 wives

An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives…
“Monopoly is Always Damaging…!!!
And…
“Competition Improves Service…!

Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola

Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola
Aaj se tum he meri zinat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho,
Biwi:Mere liye b aj se ap hi Naveed ho, Ihsan ho, Zubair ho!

Husband drinking wine and said

Husband drinking wine and said:
tum kon ho ?
Bivi:
pagal ho gaye kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhol gaye?
HUSBAND:
nasha har gham bhula deta hai behan.

3 Cheezain - In Life

3 Cheezain 1 Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain

1-PHOOL
2-Kantay
3-Khushbu

3 Cheezain Her 1 Ko Milti Hain

1-Khushi
2-Gham
3-Mout

3 Cheezain Her 1 Ki Juda Hoti Hain

1-$urat
2-$eerat
3-Qismat

3 Cheezon Ko Kabhi Chota Na $amajhna

1-Karz
2-Farz
3-Marz

3 Chizon ko  Kabhi Na Thhukrao

1-Khulos
2-Tohfa
3-Mohabbat

koyi zabardasti thori hai

“OYAEY”

Msg Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
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M

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MA

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MAA

MAA

MAARZI Yaar !

Naaa Bheij
koyi zabardasti thori hai..!

Mohabbat may haar jane par log naseeb ki baat krte hain

Mohabbat may haar jane par log naseeb ki baat krte hain FARAZ!

kabhi khuda se mohabbat ki hoti to ye shikayat nhi hoti..,

Kitab-e-ishq ko Parh kr bhula dia maine

Kitab-e-ishq ko Parh kr bhula dia maine,

Na doston se na dushmano se gila kia maine,

Poochi jo ksi ne meri dastaan-e-gham,

Bus 1 chiragh jala k bujha dia maine.

“Whats more painful?”

A Beautiful Quote:

“Whats more painful?”

“When a person whom u trust, hurts u or a person whom u hurt, still trusts u….”

Gud Morning

Be proud about it

If people around you,

are trying to pull you down.

Be proud about it.

Becoz it only means one thing that:

“YOU ARE ABOVE THEM”

Have a nice and Sweet Dreams

Good            Good
 Good          Good
  Good        Good
   Good      Good
   Good      Good
    Good    Good
     Good  Good
      GoodGood
      Goodood
       Gooood
        Goood
        Good
        Night
       Nigght
      Nighght
     Nightight
    NightNight
   Night  Night
  Night    Night
 Night      Night

Have a nice and Sweet Dreams.

Hint: go to edit and press down, you can see how nice it looks..!

Mere Lafzon Ki Pehchaan Agar Kar Leta Wo

Mere Lafzon Ki Pehchaan Agar Kar Leta Wo “FARAz”…,

“Usey” Mujh Se Nahi Khud Se Hi Muhabbat Ho Jati …!

What is the difference between a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ?

What is the difference between a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ?

Simple…

Coffee Shop is the Beginning of Love and

Wine Shop is the ending of Love.

always be happy

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But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish

Happy Eid Mubarak

I know its too early.

But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.

So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!

The girl of our neighbors

Son: The girl of our neighbors

don’t understand English.

Father: How do you know?

Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”

and she slapped me.

Iqbal Tere Des ka Kya Haal Sunaon,

Iqbal Tere Des ka Kya Haal Sunaon,

Be’Baaki-o-Haq’Goyi se Ghabraata hai Momin,
Makkari-o-Farebi pe Itraata hai Momin,

Jiss Rizq se Parwaaz mein Kotaahi ka Darr ho,
Woh Rizq Ab Barray Shauq se Khaata hai Momin,

Kirdaar ka, Guftaar ka, Aa’amal ka Momin,
Qaa’il Nahin Ese Kisi Janjaal ka Momin,

Sarhad ka Momin hai to Koi Punjab ka Momin,
Dhoonde se bhi Millta Nahin, Qur’aan ka Momin,

Iqbal Tere Des ka Kya Haal Sunaon…!!

AE RAHE HAQ K SHAHEDO WAFA KI TASVERO

¤*AE RAHE HAQ K SHAHEDO
WAFA KI TASVERO*¤
*¤TMHE WATN KI HAWAEN
SALAM KEHTI HAIN¤*¤
6th september k azeem MUJAHEDO KO SALAM
Happy Defence day

I prefer to be 1st class citizen

I prefer to be 1st class citizen
of 3rd class country rather than
being a 3rd class citizen of
a 1st class country.
proud 2 be a Pakistani

when we don’t need to rent

We are free, truly free,
when we don’t need to rent
our arms to anybody in order to
be able to lift a piece of bread to our mouths.

where at least I know I’m free

And I’m proud to be a Pakistani,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

How often we fail to realize

How often we fail to realize
our good fortune in living in a country
where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy.

How little do my countrymen know

My God!  How little do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!

We must be free not because

We must be free not because
we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.

Without freedom, no one really has a name

Without freedom,
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity

If our country is worth dying for

If our country is worth dying for
in time of war let us resolve that
it is truly worth living for in time of peace.

Azad bharat ke nalayak jawano

Azad bharat ke nalayak jawano,
Agar aaj Valentines Day,
Ya Friendship Day hota to inbox full hota,
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo
“HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”

Keep India green & clean

Keep India green & clean!!
Let us make this our National Motto
Happy Independence Day

May the sun in his course visit no land

May the sun in his course visit no land
more free, more happy, more lovely,
than this our own country!

The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts

The winds that blow through
the wide sky in these mounts,
the winds that sweep from Karachi to Kashmir,
from Gwadar to Gilgit
have always blown on free men.

hat keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism

It is the love of country
that has lighted and that keeps
glowing the holy fire of patriotism.

All we have of freedom

All we have of freedom,
all we use or know
This our fathers bought for us long and long ago

chance to be better

Freedom is nothing
but a chance to be better.

This is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan:

This is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan:
free and restless, growing and full of hope.
So it was in the beginning.
So it shall always be,
while God is willing,
and we are strong enough to keep the faith.

I am passionate about her

I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna India
Happy Independence Day

Fire the guns and shout for freedom

Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world.

Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions

Freedom has its life in the hearts,
the actions, the spirit of men
and so it must be daily earned and refreshed
else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots,
it will wither and die.

This nation will remain

This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.

a precedent that will reach himself

He that would make his own liberty secure,
must guard even his enemy from opposition;
for if he violates this duty he establishes
a precedent that will reach himself.

Hamare Mulk K Jhande Ko Hamesha Sar-Bland Rakhe

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ALLAH Hamare Mulk K Jhande Ko Hamesha Sar-Bland Rakhe (AMEEN)
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY IN ADVANCE

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom

Those who expect to
reap the blessings of freedom,
must, like men,
undergo the fatigue of supporting it.

kai naslon ki qurbani

Khuda ki khas rehmat hai
buzurgon ki basharat hai
kai naslon ki qurbani
kai naslon ki mehnat hai
jab hi tareekh ne rakha hai
Is ka naam pakistan
pakistan pakistan pakistan pakistan
Mera peghaam pakistan
Happy independence day

Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga diye

Ek Pathan ne ek buzurg se koch pocha
Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga diye,
1 admi ne pathan se pocha tumne kiya bola,
Pathan: maine Sirf Pocha k “14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi“

Take a stand against evil,

Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism
For we belong to India, a nation of pride
& we will thus say
Hindu-Muslim-Sikh-Isai, Sab Hai Bhai Bhai

It needs to be made perfect

No nation is perfect,
It needs to be made perfect
Contribute towards the perfection of your country
Happy Independence Day

Hum Ne Gulshan kay Tahafaz ki Qasam Khai Hey

Khon-e-Dil de K Nekharen ge Rukh Barg-e-Gulab
Hum Ne Gulshan kay Tahafaz ki Qasam Khai Hey
Happy Independence Day

Our life is full of Colors

Our life is full of Colors ¦
I hope this 14th and 15th August will
add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day

Pakistan ki hifazat kare apne maal ki tarha

Har pakistani ko apni jaan ki qasam
Pakistan ki hifazat kare apne maal ki tarha
Pakistan zindabad
Happy indepence day to all pakistani people

Na zuban se, Na nigahon se

Na zuban se, Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se, Na rango se,
Na greeting se, Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se

But of harmony & happiness

Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs
But of harmony & happiness
Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm
Happy Independence Day

Let yourself fly free You are independent after all

It is time for u to show ur freedom.
Let yourself be heard
Don’t follow others footsteps
Let yourself fly free
You are independent after all!
Happy Independence Day

Others might have forgotten

Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence Day

Sare jahan se accha Hindustan hamara

Sare jahan se accha Hindustan hamara
Aao milke wada kare
jhanda ucha rahe hamara
Happy Independence Day!

Till our last breath we will fight terrorism

We should take the pledge that
Till our last breath we will fight terrorism,
We will protect our country with all we have
Happy Independence Day!!

Let’s Take Decision To Value Our Nation Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices

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Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.
HaPpY 62nd InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO ALL
Lets Celebrate Dis Day.
D Day Dat Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech

Thousands laid down their lives

Thousands laid down their lives
For making our country breathe this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day

Freedom in the mind

Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our hearts &
Memories in our souls…
Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!

They Join hands in Hands

They Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistanis all!
By uniting we stand
by dividing we fall,
Jashne Azadi Mubarak
ALLAH Bless our country.

Azadi k din par meri dua hai k

Azadi k din par meri dua hai k,
Allah aap ko quaid ki akal,
Iqbal ki shakal,
Liaqat ki sherwani,
Fatima ki jawani,
Nehru ki chal aur,
Gandi ji k baal de

whose will come with the flag over his body

People think war is a competition
between
weapons,
people,
forces
or nations.
But
It is a battle of prayers
between our mothers and their mothers.
The question is,
whose son will come back with the flag in his hand
and whose will come with the flag over his body.
I was told at my birth
that I don’t belong to
My parents,
My destiny,
My dreams,
I belongs only to Pakistan.
Lets unite in the war against our enemies.
Pakistan Zinda Baad.

There Was A Nation Searching For A Piece Of Land

60 Years Back There Was A Nation Searching For A Piece Of Land.
Now This Piece Of Land is Searching For A Nation.
Happy Independence Day!

Muj se Pehle apko kis kis ne choda

Muj se
Pehle
apko
kis kis
ne
choda
august
ki
Mubarakbad di?
HAPPY 14 AUGUST

Chalo jaldi se utho or sabko wish karo

Azad Watan ke NALAYAK JAWANO
Agar kal Valentines Day ya Frndshp Day hota to INBOX Full hota.
Chalo jaldi se utho or sabko wish karo
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us

On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

Do you know what Pakistan means?

Do you know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation

Be Proud to be an Indian

31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………

but I wanna reach across the miles

Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

May We Always Remain Independent Ameen

Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki

Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri Khush naseebi,
mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na
sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.
Happy Independence Day!

Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko

Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,
thori si khushi her baat k baad,
Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….
Wish u a very happy independence day

good time to examine who we are and how we got here

Independence day is a
good time to examine
who we are and how we got here.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

meri ami ko Lohy ka bed banwa k dia tha

Bivi: ap ny pichly sal
Eid py meri ami ko Lohy ka bed banwa k dia tha, is dafa kia irada hy?
Shohr: is sal us men current chornay ka irada hy

Aisa shakhs jo galati par na ho magar phir bhi haar maan ley

Aisa aadmi jo galati par ho
aur haar maan ley,
woh?
AQALMAND.
Aur
Aisa shakhs jo galati par na ho
magar phir bhi haar maan ley,
woh?
HUSBAND.

Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do

Wife to husband.
Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”

Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?
Husbnd:
Its the time to disco,
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kon dhoonday phir tujhko,
kabhi na milay tu mujhkooo..;-)

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khsh-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Ha
Na Lage To Main.

My husband’s cheque book

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband’s cheque book.

Husband and wife on picnic

Husband and wife on picnic.
there was a donkey eating grass.
Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi.karo.
Husband said: Hello father-in-law.

Jab meri bivi bolti hai

Mareez: Mujhay ajeeb si bemaari ho gaye hai.
Jab meri bivi bolti hai toh mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta
DR: Oh bhae, Ye bimari nahi, ye ALLAH ki khaas naimat hai

Meray iraday baray naik hain

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the

Wife: kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the
Husbnd: tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kesi galat fehmi?
Hasbnd: yahi k mai nend mai tha..!

Bechari k pas ander aane k waqt nahi tha

Shohar: “Tum 1ghante se darwaze per khari ho ker kis se baten ker rahin thin?”
BV: “Woh meri saheli thi,
Bechari k pas ander aane k waqt nahi tha..”;-)

to parhne ko phir Quran deta hy

Bezubano ko jab wo zaban deta hy
to parhne ko phir Quran deta hy
bakhshne pe jab aye umat k gunahon ko
to tohfe main mah-e- Ramzan deta hy

Apni dua k chand alfaaz mere naam krna

Suno!
Mera ek kaam krna..
Hr sehri se pehle.
Hr namaz k bad.
Hr iftaar se pehle.
Hr tilawat k bad.
Hr dua k waqt,
Apni dua k chand alfaaz mere naam krna..!

I am coming to ur house to give u all types of happiness

I
am
coming
to
ur
house
to
give
u
all
types
of
happiness
success
&
joy
plz
welcome
me
after few
minutes
U
know
I’m
Ur’s….
*Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!
Ramadan Mubarak

Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar

Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN” aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna.

Collect and distribute more than enough

Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.

May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.

May lights triumph over darkness.

May peace transcend the earth.

May the spirit of light illuminate the world.

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony

“Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak”

blessings on you like rain throughout this holy month

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
“Ramdan Mubarak”

From dawn to dusk we fast and pray

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds

Stay late & leave the gift

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of ALLAH
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Purity is always an affair

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

A Glass of Care

RADAZAN RECIPE
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK

So Good Luck 4 Ramzan

Best
Leader – Allah
Guide – Quaran
Lyrics – Aazan
Loyality – Imaan
Request – Dua
Protection – Fitra
Oath – Kalma
Exercise – Namaaz
Self Control – Roza
So Good Luck 4 Ramzan

Ramzan in details

Ramzan in details
R-Roza Rakho
A-Allah se daro
M-Masjid ko jao
Z-Zakat banto
A-A’maal ache karo
N-Namaz parho
Aus is banday ko dua main yaad rakho

Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired.
Please fast next 10 days to resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

Who Has Learned To Admire

Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.

Aap Sab Se Request Hai

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi

Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

YA ALLAH Ramadan Mubarak Ke Ibtida Hai

YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen

we are a pious and exemplary community

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar,
took his last drink and swore his last oath.
Today, we are a pious and exemplary community.
Happy New Year

with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us

Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year

also think of the new one to come

Remember the laughter,
the joy, the hard work, and the tears.
And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.
Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life.

Has spread its shine On earth

This is last evening of 2009
Last sun of 2009
Has spread its shine On earth,
Feel remaining moments of last day,
Scatter happiness Best of luck for 2010

Let all your Dreams be Clear

Oh my Dear, Forget your Fear, Let all your Dreams be Clear,Never put Tear,
Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in your Ear Wishing you a very Happy
\”NEW YEAR\”!

Let it signify a realization of all things you wish for

When the mid-night bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
Let it signify a realization of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2010.

To all my friends and relatives, who sent me love, luck and best wishes

To all my friends and relatives,
who sent me love, luck and
best wishes for last year.
Unfortunately it didn’t work.
Please send me the cash for new year.
thanks

The path was long but we walked with a song.

The year has gone
but made us strong.
The path was long
but we walked with a song.
There were fears n tears
but we also had reasons for cheers.
Wishing you happy memories of the last year
and have a great beginning for the new year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

I want to thanks the special people

As the year draws to an end,
I want to thanks the special people,
Who touched my life with their concern
and made my life more meaningful,
You are the one of them,
Thank you for your contribution to my life.
May Almighty God continue to give you
abundant blessings and Happiness in the coming year too!

I pray that all your worries end with this sunset and

Today’s sunset is the last
sunset of this year and
I pray that all your worries
end with this sunset and
new beem of new year spread
happiness in your life.
happy new year.

This is a very special sorry to you

Sorry!
This is a very special sorry to you!
Please excuse my all mistakes
before the end of this year.
Happy New Year.

Sending you these greetings to bring you hope and cheer

Let’s forget past mistakes
making amends for this year
Sending you these greetings
to bring you hope and cheer
Happy New Year!

Let The Dead Past Bury Its Own Dead

The Old Year Has Gone,
Let The Dead Past Bury Its Own Dead,
The New Year Has Taken Possession
Of The Clock Of Time.
All Hail, The Duties And Possibilities
Of The Coming 12 Months
HaPpY NeW yEaR … (:

Ring out the old, ring in the new

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true

Make this exit as a wonderful beginning

Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
Make this  exit as a wonderful beginning
with lots of joys n graceful victories..
Happy New Year!!

May bring no tear to any eye

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

Never put Tear, Please Hear

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!

new is the resolution

New is the year,
new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and
forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

which is fresh and new

Lets welcome the year
which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Each moment in a day has its own value

Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010.

when I may disturbed you troubled u

Thre have been many time in 2009
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in New year.

New Happiness, and abundance of new friends

New Year begins, let us pray,
that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,
God bless you through out the new Year.

Think of joy, forget the fear

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear…
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous , Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Tied with CARE & Sealed with BLESSINGS

Receive my simple gift of New Year
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR….

let us leave behind what we don’t need to carry

Like birds, let us leave behind
what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Let it signify new and better things for you

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious New Year.

its not on the right side

Thought of the day by SmsZu

Dont trust on your heart,

Coz its not on the right side.

Happiness cant be found when you seek it for yourself

Happiness cant be found when you seek it for yourself

But when you give it to others

It finds its way back to you

that is the mystery of happiness

It grows when shared

You miss the fun of getting there

When you are to fast to get somewhere,

You miss the fun of getting there.

Life is not a race,

so take it slower

and

enjoy the music before the song’s over !

Shall we have Tandoori chicken to celebrate?

It was Santa’s weding aniversary.

Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?

Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made.

Kaal Hindi teacher asks

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal

Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts

Who is the guilty?
Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts.
Quick …! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises.
“dammit i am the husband”.

WIFE KIS KI HAI

Always Love Wife,
No Life Without Wife,
Wife Se Pyar Karo,
Wife K Wafadar &
Imaandar Raho
Yeh Mat Socho K
.
.
.
.
.
.
WIFE KIS KI HAI

A prayer can go where i cannot go

A prayer can go where i cannot go.
Through prayers i can be with you without being there.
I may be miles away but my prayers with u..!

Can a woman make you a millionaire?

Can a woman make you a millionaire?
.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

What is the height of mixed emotion?

What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

But behind every satisfied woman

Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exhausted man.

The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear

One of the true and nice saying:-
“The most beautiful clothes
that a woman can wear
are the arms of the man
who loves her.

How about the kitchen?

Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

A Spanish girl

Wife going to Spain.
What should I bring for you..?
Husband: A Spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly.
On her retrun,
Husband asks:
Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for 9 months.

their wives using sign language

Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.
1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.
2nd: just stop listening
1st: How…?
2nd: I turn off the lights

If you were a calendar of my life

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

You know why the spelling of Women starts with W

You know why
the spelling of Women starts with W..?
Because
All questions in the world starts with W..!
Such as.
who
why
what
when
which
whom
where
wife…?

Wife working on a computer said

Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”

After sometime you realize

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realize that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

A woman does not have a wife

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

gear up for new challenges of new year

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons
& realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength
& faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures
& gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling New Year

Wishing you Happy New Year

Wishing you Happy New Year,
May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty
and cheer of New Year.

A Peaceful Soul

A Relaxed Mind,
A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit,
A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year.

The Universal Bank of New Year

In ‘The Universal Bank of New Year’
God stores his blessings
& deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you…
So, Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

I wish U to have a

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

My New Year Wishes For You

My New Year Wishes For You,
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for March,
No worries for April,
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2009

Nights are Dark but Days are Light

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Happy last month of the year 2009

Happy last month of the year 2009
May God achieve your all remaining goals
in this last month of the year,
Whatever u havn’t completd in 11 months
Ameen!

2010 is at the door

2010 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.

Before 2009 ends

Before 2009 ends.
Let me thanks all the people like you.
Who made 2009 beautiful for me.
I pray you be blessed with fruitful year ahead.
Happy New Year.

new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u

New is the year,
new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??

Bakri se hi poch raha hon

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Khanay mein kia hai

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

my wife is missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

you will stay there for the rest of your life

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

easier to shoot a woman once

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honor,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

when should I give them to him?

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart

You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.

Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hain

Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain
Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hain

Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hain
Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hain

Kuch door reh kar bhi bulaye nahi jaate

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaye nahi jaate.

Kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door reh kar bhi bulaye nahi jaate.

GOOD MORNING

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It happens when you start knowing each other

Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment

but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU

In My Life..
I learned how 2 smile.
How 2 Laugh.
How 2 HardWork.
How 2 Love.
How 2 cry..
but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU…
MISSIN U SO MUCH Dear

apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha ke Bare Pyar se Poochta

Aik DULHA shadi ki pehli raat, apni Biwi ka

Ghonghat utha ke Bare Pyar se Poochta hai:

Kya naam hai humary ‘Huzoor’ ka?

Biwi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (SAWW)

Dulha: Kya farmaya Huzoor ne?

Biwi: yAhi k Namaz parho, roza rAkho aur zakat do..

Dulha paresan ho kAR bahar gaya aur bola

‘SAB ANDAR Aa JAIN DARS HO RAHA Hy

1 more message recieved - CARE 4 U!

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message
recieved

LOVE U!

1 more
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MISS U!

1 more
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CARE 4U!

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From ur friend!

What i need to live has been given to me

What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth
Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!
Happy Valentine’s Day

You are the beat of my heart

You are the beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave you
& never wanna you let go
You are the beat of my heart
The one that make me sing
The one that who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry
You are the beat of my heart
The one I really love
Don’t let me out of you [...]

Only 1 can sit in my Heart

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s U My dear valentine

A time to thing and a time

Valentine a day of love,
A time to thing and a time to ask God,
Are you giving me my love or not.

I LOVE YOU SO COMPLETELY

………..TO MY………………. ………VALENTINE…………… ….
I LOVE YOU SO COMPLETELY….. ……OUR LOVE IS A DEEP
……… ……..AS THE ACEAN…………. ….AS HIGH AS THE STARS……..
………….AND…………….. ,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,, .,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,

When sadness fills your heart

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills your heart…
when tears flow in your eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with you…
2) Still with you…
3) Will ALWAYS be…

Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction

On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.
This Valentine poem is meant to show you
How very glad we are to know you!

The exceptional ones who mean to me More than I can say

Special people are on my mind
Each year on Valentine’s Day,
The exceptional ones who mean to me
More than I can say.
I respect you and admire you,
And I just want you to know
You’ve made a difference in my life
And I want to tell you so.

when I think of the people I care about and value

On Valentine’s Day,
when I think of the people
I care about and value,
you are at the top of the list.
Like a rainbow
glistening through the rain,
like a glowing green spring
after a cold gray winter,
you are a joy and a delight,
Like a good book, a cozy fire,
or a cup of cocoa (with marshmallows),
you are a comfort to me.
I [...]

you often come to mind

Valentine, you often come to mind;
You’re a terrific person, one of a kind.
I’m sending this poem, because I want to say
I’m thinking of you on Valentine’s Day!

Violets are blue; daffodils are yellow

Roses are red; daisies are white;
Valentine, you make every day a delight.
Violets are blue; daffodils are yellow;
Valentine, you make my heart jiggle like Jello!

Those matchless people who Give extra meaning to our lives

On Valentine’s Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to our lives–
The very special few.
Without them, skies would turn to gray;
Things wouldn’t be the same;
Life wouldn’t be as colorful;
It would be a duller game.
And when I contemplate that group–
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasure you;
You’re essential, Valentine!

the special ways you have made my life better

On Valentine’s Day,
I’m thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things…
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world
brighter and richer.
You’re a gift to me,
and I thank you
for being you.

Those who lift me up are very few

Whenever likable people cross my mind,
I always have such pleasant thoughts of you.
You always bring such happiness and joy;
Those who lift me up are very few.
On Valentine’s Day I want to tell you this:
Knowing you is an extraordinary pleasure;
Your caring heart is always quick to give;
You’re unique, a rare and very special treasure.

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affectio

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!

who have cheered and encouraged us

On Valentine’s Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I’m so happy you’re my

Wherever I may go

You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day I’d like to say
I care more than you know.

Who make our lives worthwhile

On Valentine’s Day we think of those
Who make our lives worthwhile,
Those gracious, friendly people who
We think of with a smile.
I am fortunate to know you,
That’s why I want to say,
To a rare and special person:
Happy Valentine’s Day!

The people who are dear

On Valentine’s Day, we think about
The people who are dear,
How much they add to life’s delight
Whenever they are near.
You’ve always been a total joy
Such pleasant company,
I/We very much appreciate Our compatibility!

Valentine treasures are people who

Valentine treasures are people who
have often crossed your mind,
family, friends and others, too,
who in your life have shined
the warmth of love or a spark of light
that makes you remember them;
no matter how long since you’ve actually met,
each one is a luminous gem
who gleams and glows in your memory,
bringing special pleasures,
and that’s why this Valentine comes [...]

For showing that we care

Valentine’s Day is a day of love,
For showing that we care,
And if we read the Bible,
God describes love there:
If we speak like celestial angels
From heaven up above,
All our words mean nothing
If we don’t have Christian love.
Love is patient, love is kind;
It doesn’t brag or boast;
Love conquers pride and envy;
It is never self-engrossed.
Love is not rude [...]

I spend a lot of time

Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I’m
Sending you this Valentine;
It’s meant to let you know
I’m happy you’re my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine’s Day
To my favorite teacher!

I think of many things

On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
My thoughts naturally turn in your direction.
I think of many things, big and small
That you’ve given to me and given your all.
You see me always in the kindest light;
You’re a glow in my life, golden and bright.
I’m thankful for the happy ties that bind
Me to you in our family, [...]

Filled with things so sweet

I hope your Valentine’s Day is great.
I hope it’s quite a treat.
I hope you have a happy day
Filled with things so sweet.
This poem’s for you because I care.
I can’t get more specific.
Well, yes I can, and here I go…
I think you’re terrific!

From the moment we talked, I started to get

From the moment we talked, I started to get
Feelings of hunger that couldn’t be met,
Like feelings that come when I see yummy pies,
Well, I get those feelings when I look in your eyes.
The thought of your lips makes my mouth start to water,
‘Cause they remind me of barbecue more than they oughter.
Your skin, your hair, [...]

Special feelings warm and fond

Valentine’s Day is all about
Special feelings warm and fond,
And friend, I knew right from the start
We had a very special bond.
Our time together is a gift;
You’re interesting and warm and fun!
And when I need to talk and share,
I think of you, friend; you’re the one.
We’re always true and real together.
We have no reason to pretend.
I’m [...]

I cherish you when flowers of spring

I love you all through February,
Not just on Valentine’s Day;
I cherish you when flowers of spring
Appear in the midst of May.
I adore you in the summer,
When the air is filled with heat;
Without you in my life each day,
I wouldn’t be complete.
I treasure you in fall,
When leaves are turning gold;
I loved you when you were younger;
I’ll [...]

I care about you, and I hope you have

Valentine, you are a gem;
You fill my life with joy and pleasure;
With all you give and all you do,
You’re a very special treasure.
I really like the person you are;
You’re a class act, in every way;
I care about you, and I hope you have
A very happy Valentine’s Day!

inspired me through night & day

You kept me warm & safe,
held my hand to show me the way,
supported & inspired me through night & day,
Love you in every way.
Missing u on Valentine’s Day

They fill the heart with love & smiles

What is common b/w good friends & Valentine’s?
They fill the heart with love & smiles !
Happy Valentine’s Day to my friend who brightens up so many…

But I never really noticed

We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more.

as you journey through life

May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love,
understanding, and contentment
as you journey through life
with those you hold dear!
Happy Valetine’s day!

My disappearance doesn’t mean

My silence doesn’t mean, I forget you.
My disappearance doesn’t mean, I don’t care about you.
Because you are always in my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Peter Piper picked

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where”s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A box of biscuits

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

Betty baught a better Butter

Betty baught a better Butter,
but hte butter was so bitter betty bought another butter to make
the bitter buttter better.

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw

Mr. See owned a saw.
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See”s saw Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw,
See”s saw would not have sawed Soar”s seesaw.
So See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See”s saw sawed [...]

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly
“Oh what should we do”
Said the flea” Let us fly
Said the fly”Let us flee”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.
Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not,
Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot,
We”ll weather the weather Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not. watch?
Whether the weather is hot.
Whether the weather is cold.
Whether the weather is either or not.
It is whether [...]

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?
“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor”s the doctor. Does
the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way
or does [...]

A Blind Man once asked a Wise man

A Blind Man once asked a Wise man:
Can there be anything worse
than losing your Eye Sight?
The Wise Man replied: Yes.. losing your VISION

given us REAL EYES

GOD has given us
REAL EYES
to
REALISE
the
REAL LIES
.
.
.
Think twice and act wise.

Expectations Always Hurts

Shakespeare said:
I Always Feel Happy.
You know Why…?
I Don’t Expect Anything from Anyone.
Because..,
Expectations Always Hurts..!!!

You can always regain your balance

Silence is the fence around wisdom
If you foot slips,
You can always regain your balance
But
If your tongue slips,
You can never recall the words

Half of sorrows you buy

Half of sorrows you buy
by expecting good things
from wrong people
&
half of sorrows you buy
by expecting wrong things
from good people.

Logon Say Qadar Na Karnay Ka

Logon Say Qadar Na Karnay Ka “Shikwa” Mat Karo
Kyun K Jo INSAN
Apnay “RAB” Ko BhooL Sakta Hai
Wo Sab Ko BhooL Sakta Hai

What is the heaviest burden of life

A Fact…!
What is the heaviest burden of life_____?
“AN EMPTY POCKET”…

TIME never builds any relation

DISTANCE never separates any relation
&
TIME never builds any relation.
If FEELINGS are TRUE & HONEST,
Then relations always remain there.

Bicharne Ka Nhi Hota

!!”::”!!DUKH!!”::”!!
Bicharne Ka Nhi Hota
Bal K
Un Rishto’n K Tootne
Ka Hota Ha,,
Jo Barso’n Ki Rafaqat
K Bad,,
Pal Men Tote jatay hai……

aik mooka pr jma hwa bicharna lga to

3 DOST
ILM ,DOlt , IZT
aik mooka pr jma hwa bicharna lga to
un ka darmyan goftgon kuch is trh hoi.
Dolt= ma ja rhi hon agr moj sa milna chahon
to ameeron ka mahl ma a jana
iLM= agr moj sa milna chahon to aalmon ki kitabon ma a jana
IZT=kamosh rhi kuch na boli us sa swal kya gya [...]

who meets you everyday

A well wisher is not 1 who meets you everyday
and talks with you everyday.
A well wisher is 1 who may or may not meet you,
but always thinks of you & your happiness.

Prindy Piayas Sy Martey ja Rahy Hen

Dear:=
Ap se Request
Ke Jati He K !
Garmi Ka Zor Din Ba Din Bharta ja Raha He.
Or
Prindy Piayas Sy Martey ja Rahy Hen.
Aap B  Bohat sary Parindon Ki jan Bacha Skty Hen.
Krna Sirf Ye Hai K Apni Chatt Py Kisi Brtan
Mein Pani Rakh Diya kry.
Pr DeikhenALLAH-PAK ap K is Amal Ka Kitna Ajar Dyta Hai.

Never Blame any Day In Your Life

Never Blame any Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..

Present is experiment

Past is experience,
Present is experiment,
Future is expectation.
So use experience in your experiment to achieve your expectation

Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

Husband – tum kon hoo
Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai

chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

beautiful foreign country

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

No shadows to depress you

No shadows to depress you,
only joys to surround you,
friends to love you,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday.
Happy Valentines Day!

You are caring and

You are unique
You are caring and
You are the Best.
And I am the luckiest
to have you in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

My arms are empty because

My eyes are hurting because I can’t see you.
My arms are empty because I can’t hold you.
My lips are cold because I can’t kiss you.
And my heart is breaking because I’m not with you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Thank you for the memories of yesterday

Thank you for the memories of yesterday,
for the happiness today,
and the promise of all tomorrows!
Happy Valentine’s Day!

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life sweetheart.
Happy Valentine’s Day

Loveria halal comite k mutabarik Pyar ka chand nazr agya hy

Loveria halal comite k mutabarik Pyar ka chand nazr agya hy
Lehaza Saturday,14 Feb ko
~Valentine Day~
Rawaeti ishq ko muhabt k sath manaya jaye ga
Pakistani awam sy guzarish hy
k wo apny apny lover sy narazgi khatam kr k
ek red dress ka intzam karein
OR
inthai aqedat o muhbt k sath es din ko manain

My Heart Is For Sale

Important News..
My Heart
Is For Sale
100%
discount.
Plz Inform
All of ur
GIRL FRIENDS…..!!
Valid till 14th Feb 2009
Hurry Up

My soul is shattered without your arms

I Love U my Valentine
My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine.

I m toothpaste

I wan”t to kiss ur lips
I wan”t to kiss ur lips
I wan”t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don”t get angry fren
I m toothpaste………
Happy valentine dear

ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU

ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU
IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU
“HAPPY VALENTINE”S DAY”

For smiles can be given to any one

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles…
For smiles can be given to any one…
But tears are only shed for people we love!
Happy Valentine”s Day !

Were meant to be

Sharing a great love
Side by side
We live and grow
Forever in love
This i know
No other two
Were meant to be
More in love
Than u and me
Yes,side by side
Forever we will stand
Sharing a great love
Together hand in hand..

how much you care

How much you love
Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell,
someone how much you love,
how much you care,
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore.

get to be with each other

I wanted to let you know
Even though
We don’t get to be with each other
As much as we’d like…
I wanted to let you know
In the morning… in the night…
U are on my mind… 24 x 7
Happy Valentine Day!

Which colour you think suits me?

Which colour u think suits me
White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
voilet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon
my valentine..

U r unique

My Sweet Heart
U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

But I do have arms to give you a hug

I don’t have the words to make you feel better
But I do have arms to give you a hug
And a heart that’s aching to see u smile again
Happy Valentine’s Day!

No wonder I am always thinking about you

I’m enthralled by your beauty,
mesmerized by your charisma
and spellbound by your love.
No wonder I am always thinking about you.
I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

love comes in lots

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Love is the best medicine

Dear cute…
Love is the best medicine,
and there is more than
enough to go around
once you open your heart.
please open your heart 4 me with Love…

HEART: is for love

R: is for red.

RED: is for blood

BLOOD: is for heart

HEART: is for love

LOVE: is for you

YOU: is for me

ME: is for you.

:: I MISS YOU ::

There are stars which shine for you

This is a moon which learns from you,

That is a sun which respects you,

There are stars which shine for you,

And here… It’s me who live for you

u just fall and there will be someone to catch U

Don’t search luv, let luv find u.

It’s called falling in luv,

coz u don’t force urself to fall,

u just fall and there will be someone to catch U

it becomes ur Plan for life

In life Luv is never planned

nor does it happen for a reason.

But when Luv is real,

it becomes ur Plan for life

and

ur reason for living.

Never expect things to happen

Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good
value create a value of your own

Because the one you like will leave

Never leave the one you like for the one you love.
Because the one you like will leave you for the one they love!!!!

when it comes out of an eye

FACT: A tear burns hundred drops of blood
when it comes out of an eye.
Crying for someone means your gradually dying for someone.
SO ALWAYS VALUE SOMEONES TEARS
for you.

Purpose is more important to Need

FACTS OF LIFE:
1-In the race b/w Cat & Mouse,mouse mostly wins
Because
Cat is running for food&Mouse for its life
Remember:
Purpose is more important to Need
2-Every king was once a helpless baby & every great building was once only a sketch
Result:
It isn’t important where you are today
Rather where you’ll reach tomorrow
3-Don’t complain but try to change yourself if [...]

Be stronger at each step of life

If the looser keeps his smile,
then the winner will lose the thrill of victory,
Be stronger at each step of life.

Feel the magic of true relation

Some promises are always unbroken
Some memories are always unwritten
Feel the magic of true relation and You’ll realize
that true feelings are always Unspoken…

Jo chal rahi ha to YE JAHAN

ZINDAGI
kia hain
2 JAHAN.
Ek YE jahan
Ek WO jahan
In
DO JAHANON
k darmyan bas fasla ha Ek
“SAANS”
ka.
Jo chal rahi ha to
YE JAHAN.
Jo ruk gai to
WO JAHAN.

Girl Friends are like Pepsi

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

peeche line mein lag jao

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

the meaning of interesting

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Main tumhari yaad mein

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

Husband aur Wife Hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

I have to enjoy it.

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

admi drink ker raha hai

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

What is the difference between wife & saali?

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

why will you die?

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

What were you before you married her?

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Each of us are angles

Each of us are angles
with only one wing;
and we can only fly
by embracing one another.
you want to become angle?
Come and I will give my wing.
Love You So much.

February 14 is ahead

Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear friends beware of it
Feb 14 is ahead !

A day of hearts and yummy candies

Valentine’s Day is a day of love
It’s a day when you find your true love
A day of hearts and yummy candies
A day when Cupid hits you with a love arrow
A day when you find your Valentine
Will you be mine?

Whenever Likable People Cross My Mind

Whenever Likable
People Cross My Mind
I Always Hve Such
Pleasant Thoughts Of You
You Always Bring Such
Happiness & Joy
Those Who Lift Me Up
Are Very Few …

You Have Opened

You Have Opened
The Doors Of
My Hearts …
Now It’s For You
To Walk
Through It … !

My hands never pain

My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!

The nicest place to be is in someones thoughts

The nicest place to be is in someones thoughts
and the safest place to be is in someones prays.
You are in both. Can I have a palce in yours.?

Forgetting you is a crime

Forgetting you is a crime.
Ignoring you is a shame.
Liking you is a pleasure.
Thinking of you is a necessity.
and
Disturbing you is my right.

But never will I forget a friend like you

I may be busy in all the things I do,
But never will I forget a friend like you.
So I keep in touch to let you know,
You’re in my thoughts more often than you know.

Romantic Kiss to your Girlfriend

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No poems no fancy words

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess
with all my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day

Every time i miss you

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Happy Valentines Day.

Here is my Heart

Here is my Heart,
it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently,
please do not break it.
Its full of love that is good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Come right down

Come right down hun
Cant wait nomore..
Whoaaa u look stunning!
Like a sexy sophomore!

Never leave Some1 for Something

‘SHAKES PEAR’ SAID! “Leave Something for Someone”
But
“Never leave Some1 for Something
”because in life” Something will leave you but
Someone will always be with you

Beautiful Pictures are Developed

Beautiful Pictures are Developed from Negatives in a Dark Room,
So
if You see Darkness in Your Life,
Be sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture of Life for You.

apni har cheez dost k liye qurban kar do

AJ KI PYARI <> <> BAAT <>
“Be_shak apni har cheez dost k liye qurban kar do
lekin
kisi cheez k liye apny dost ko qurban mat karna.”

DON’T LET YOUR

DON’T LET YOUR PARENTS DOWN BECAUSE THEY BRING YOU UP!!!!!

Never be sad for missing

Never be sad for missing what you expected,
But be happy since God made you realize that,
Those expectations are not worth you.

If a drop of water falls

If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.
So choose the best place where you would shine..

Falling down is not defeat

Falling down is not defeat…
Defeat is when your refuse to get up…

When you are successful

When you are successful
Your well wishers know who you are
When you are unsuccessful
You know who your well wishers are

Lies A Fantastic Opportunity

Between
‘Yesterday’s Mistakes’
&
Tomorrow’s HOPE,
There
Lies A Fantastic Opportunity
That is
TODAY
So
Live It Lively….

Na umeed shaks hr acha moqa

“Na umeed shaks hr acha moqa bhi gnwa deta hy,
Aur,
Pur-umeed shaks hr preshani me bhi moqa tlash kr leta hy,”

Your soul came back from dream

Your soul came back from dream

and

re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself

slowly open ur eyes

realize its a brand new day

Good Morning

Hope we can be like that

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.

Hope we can be like that.

We dont always see each other,

but we will always be there for one another

Missing you

The Word ‘Hello’ means

The Word ‘Hello’ means

H=How R U?

E=Everything all right?

L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.

L=Love 2 C U soon.

O=Obviously,

I miss you!

Good Morning my freind

lifetime may be meaningless

Life spent with someone

for a lifetime may be meaningless,

But a few moments spent

with someone who really loves U,

Means more than a life itself!

The sun rises into the sky

The sun rises into the sky

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,

he wishes you a good morning,

hoping that you have the perfect day.

Take care & miss you.

Good Morning

If 10 people care 4 u

If 10 people care 4 u,

one of them is me,

if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,

if no 1 cares 4 u that means

i m not in this world.

The Perfect Son

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Nobody in the world

A LOVELY FACT:

Nobody in the world

can have a crystal clear HEART

Because everyone’s HEART

has some scratches scribbled by their DEAR ONES.

Mom – your dad is overseas

Son – I want a baby brother .

Mom – your dad is overseas.

When he comes back we will talk over it.

Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?

a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket

A man approaches to

a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:

Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store.

Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?

Woman said Why?

Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,

my wife appears from somewhere.

Friends are those care without hesitation

Friends are those care without hesitation

who love without limitation

who give you anything without expectation

who remember you without communication.

have a nice day

husband & wife are not allowed

Banta: You know,

husband & wife are not allowed to be together in heaven!

Santa: Yes, I know.

That’s why it is called heaven!

No rhythm No reason

No rhythm

No reason

No occasion

No season.

Just felt like saying Hi!

I hav been missing my friend,

ever since the last time we said bye.

Delete your mistakes

Always refresh your mind.

Delete your mistakes.

Create your own dream.

Minimize your negative thoughts.

Maximize your targets

Shut down your worries

&

Be Happy

Santa-Banta broke a bank

Santa-Banta broke a bank,

but instead of cash they find

bottles of chilled red wine.

happily they drink and left

next day headline

~ Braking News ~

“Blood Bank Robbed”

A day may start or end

A day may start or end

without a message from me,

but believe me

it won’t start or end

without me thinking of you..See!

I just did. Take care.

If someone would ask me

If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
“Like this!”

scratch and show to your nearest teacher

Take chit in the exam,

scratch and show to your nearest teacher

win a trip to principal’s office

and enjoy 3 days holiday at home

Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!

a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations

Hope Love and Laugher,

warmth, wishes, joy

and

a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,

become a part of your Eid and Your Life.

Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

Do you know the Meaning of EID?

Do you know the Meaning of EID?

I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”

So,n your life all moments bring EID for you….

Wish You…EID MUBARAK

May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid

and

May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.

Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak

Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness

May this…

Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,

Eid bring God Endless Blessings,

Eid bring fresh love…

EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.

may it fill ur HEART wid wonders

May the magic of this EID

bring lots of happiness in ur life

& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends

& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.

EID MUBARAK

the goals and the achievements

Eid days are meant to celebrate

the goals and the achievements

that make you happiest.

The ideals you beleive in,

the dream you love the best

Eid Mubarak

when I multiply zero with the distance

People say that

any number multiplied by zero it become zero,

then why doesn’t the same happen

when I multiply zero with

the distance between you and me.

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,

it’s an illusion,

it’s fake,

impossible to find.

But the day I met you,

I began to see,

that love is real,

and exists in me.

than have a “HEART” without “U”

If I had the letters “HRT”,

I can add “EA” to get a “HEART”

or

a “U” and get “HURT”.

But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT”

than have a “HEART” without “U”.

to kya hua main bhi to baap banne wala hoon

Santa to wife: dekh to kitni moti ho gayi hai.

Wife: main to maa banne wali hoon.

but aap bhi to mote ho gaye hain na.

Santa: to kya hua main bhi to baap banne wala hoon.

always Keep a SPARE TYRE

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

I wish for u

I wish for u.
Da wish i wish 4 few.
Da wish i wish 4 U is that
Ur oll wishes comes true
so kep on wishing
as ma oll wishes are with you.
==>Eid Mubarak<==

Like the color of silvr

Like the color of silvr,
in da night sky,
da new moon rises,
da holly month has past,
da fasting is over,
tomorrow is da gr8 feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.
We’ll eat spicy chicken,
nd mouthwatering pakoras,
I’ll call ma neighbour,
nd friends on da street,
may da peace of Allah,
nd joy of Eid,
be wid everyone.

SO HAPPY EID CELEBRATIONS

Eid is coming, I jus can not w8
Time 2 get ready and CELEBRATE!
Busy buying presnts 4 relatives
they just can not w8
Remember one thing
On this day never fight
Jus be happy
SO HAPPY EID CELEBRATIONS!

It is Eid today! It is Eid today!

It is Eid today! It is Eid today!
I can see the tiny new moon
Up there, in the heavenly sky,
Surrounded by beautiful twinkling stars!
Heralding the happy coming of Eid,
It is Eid today!
Thank you, Almighty Allah!
For giving us so much happiness,
For the moon and the stars
And everything we have,
The glad tidings of the season
That reminds us of your Greatness,
The acts of purification we undergo
To show you our loyalty,
The prayers we say
To seek from you Blessings
On this occasion of Eid,
Which brings so much joy.
It is Eid Today!

Zindagi ka hr pal khushiyon sa kam na ho

Zindagi ka hr pal khushiyon sa kam na ho
Ap ka hr din eid ke din sa kam na ho
Eid Mubarak

Dastuk di kesi ny

Dastuk di kesi ny
Kaha kushiyan laya hoon
Inbox choota na per jae, itni duain laya hoon
Naam hai mera SMS
Aap ko advance me EID Mubarak kehne aya hoon

Mubarak nam hai tera

Mubarak nam hai tera
Mubarak EID ho tujhy
Jise tu dekhna chahe
Usi ki deed ho tujy
EID MUBARAK

Sada hasty raho jaisy hastin han phool

Sada hasty raho jaisy hastin han phool
Duniya k sub ghum tumy jayin bhool
Charo taraf phelao khushyon k geet
Esi umid k sath ap ko Mubarak ho EID

Saal mein do baar ati hai eid

Saal mein do baar ati hai eid
Khushiyaa hazaar lati hai eid
Momin ke liye tohfa hai eid
Bachcho ke liye eidi hai eid
Allah ki atta aur inaam hai eid
Har ek ko Mubarak ho yeh pyaari si eid

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tum sabko bhi EID MUBARAK,

how much you are missed on EID Day

Sending warm wishes
across the miles…
Just to let you know
how much you are missed on
EID Day

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
Hasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein

Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Miley
Kuch Roz To Mun K Phool Khiley

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
Tum Se Yeh Aik Guzaarish Hai

Yeh Apney Dil Ki Khuwahish Hai
Ik Baar Milo , Ik Baar Milo,

Har Baar Yahi Taakeed Karein

a joyous Eid celebration

May Allah bless you…
and may you have
a joyous Eid celebration.

shine in his divine blessings! Eid Mubarak

May you be guided by
your faith in Allah
&
shine in his divine blessings!
Eid Mubarak

a bouquet of Eid wishes

Hope Love and Laugher,
warmth, wishes, joy and
a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,
become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

A crowd of woman in heaven

What do you call a woman in heaven? – An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven? – A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven? – PEACE ON EARTH!

Pray for all who can not enjoy

Pray for all who can not enjoy
Lend a hand who can not enjoy
Think for all who can not enjoy
GO to just one who can not enjoy

He will pray for you
He will think for you
He will certainly enjoy
You will indeed enjoy

Think over it, U will enjoy
Believe it, U will enjoy
Just do it today and ahead
I swear to GOD, U will enjoy Your Eid

New Moon! New Moon! Happy Eid! Happy Eid!

New Moon! New Moon!
Happy Eid! Happy Eid!

People scurrying,
In preparation of Eid.

Some buying clothing,
Some pistachio and almonds.

But my thoughts are,
Only for my beloved.

And my mentor Mian Mohammad’s words,
Are embedded upon my mind.

My beloved I leave you in god’s care,
Life is carnival of four days.

We will celebrate Eid,
The day that we’ll meet again.

My beloved in your letter
Will be this expatriates moon.

you been good for a whole 30 days

you fasted, you prayed,

you been good for a whole 30 days.

So your merciful lord gave you a sign,

Out came the moon to say come celebrate.

Happy Eid mubarak!!

Time to get ready and CELEBRATE!

Eid is coming
I just can’t wait
Time to get ready
and CELEBRATE!

Busy buying presents
for relatives and they
just can’t wait and
remember one thing

on this day never fight
just be happy
SO HAPPY EID CELEBRATIONS!

For giving us so much happiness

It is Eid today! It is Eid today!
I can see the tiny new moon
Up there, in the heavenly sky,
Surrounded by beautiful twinkling stars!
Heralding the happy coming of Eid,
It is Eid today!
Thank you, Almighty Allah!


For giving us so much happiness,
For the moon and the stars
And everything we have,
The glad tidings of the season
That reminds us of your Greatness,
The acts of purification we undergo
To show you our loyalty,
The prayers we say
To seek from you Blessings
On this occasion of Eid,
Which brings so much joy.
It is Eid Today!

To Unhain Kuch Yaad Delana

Aye Chand
Jab Wo Teri Tarf Dekhain
To Unhain Kuch Yaad Delana
Madh-hur Se Kuch Geet Sunana
Phir Chupkey Se Un K Pass Jana


Aur Kehna!!!
Tumhain Koi Yad Karta Hai.
Teri Arzo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai
Koi Ajj Be
Tumhain Dekh Kr
EID karta Hai.

Eid Mubarak to everyone come on Let’s have lots of fun

Eid is fun and great
It’s time to celebrate

Eid Mubarak to everyone come on
Let’s have lots of fun!

Everyone’s going to the mosque to pray
People are grateful, it’s a special day.

“Mmmm”… the taste of the delicious food
Really puts you in a good mood.

Everybody’s wearing their posh clothes
And the guys are cruising in their
Flashy cars on the roads.

Children opening their gifts with smiles
On their faces and having fun going
Out to different places.

All of a sudden the day comes to an end
Well what can I say…
Thank you for a lovely day!!!

Wishing u kuch khatti

Wishing u kuch khatti,

Kuch meethi,

Kuch chatpati,

Kuch chulbuli

khushion se bhari

at Chand Raat

Eid Mubarak

Is Eid ke Mubarak maukey par

Is Eid ke Mubarak maukey par,

Poori ho aapki sabhi duayen,

Dil sey yeh dua hai gam na aapko kabhi sataaye,

Allah bless u on this Eid!

Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,

Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok,
Eisi liye kahte hai sab

EID MUBARAK

We say Eid Mubarak, And wish each other good luck

Now that we fasted and did extra good deeds,
We celebrate Eid-ul-Fitr, one of the two Eids!

Allah prescribed two Eids and forbid all other festivals,
He told us to worship Him and try to get the medals!

Ramadan is a special training for a Muslim,
Practice Islam even when its light appears to be dim.

Continue doing good deeds, just as in Ramadan
And give Sadaqa-e-Fitr, for every child, woman and man

We go to the Eid-gah and say the Takbir,
On Eid day, our best clothes we do wear!

We listen to the Eid khutbah,
And don’t leave until we pray the Eid salah!

We go to the Eid prayer in any type of weather,
And give presents to each other!

We say Eid Mubarak,
And wish each other good luck!

We celebrate festival of Eid
By thanking Allah for granting us our needs!

Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layain gay

Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama
Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layain gay

Rakhna Sambhal k tum chund khushiyan mere liye
Main laut k aaonga phir EID Manain gay…

Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain

Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain,

Un k liye Itla’an Arz hai k wo aram karain

kion k mera aaj ghar se bahir nikalnay

ka koi irada nahin hai

Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko

Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

Eid is the happiest day for all muslims

Eid is the happiest day for all muslims,

we all receive cards from our aunties and cousins and lots of other relations.

We visit the beautiful mosque with the pretty decoration.

Then we come home and open our presents with excitement.

Eid is my Jaan Eid is your Jaan

Eid Is My Jaan! Eid Is My Life!

Eid is my Jaan

Eid is your Jaan

Eid is our Jaan

Eid is the worlds muslims jaan

Happy Eid ……………………………………….Day.

Eid is time to say Eid mobarak and pray

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

Eid is time to say Eid mobarak and pray

Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak.

Some muslims go to their friend and neighbors.

Some people give money to other children,

they don’t just give money to their own children,

they give money to their friend’s children or to their neighbors children.

They can also give money to adults.

Eid mobarak, Eid mobarak to you all my bothers and sisters.

It is the time We muslims came together

Eid Mubarke, Eid Mubarke

Our Eid has come

To bring us peace

To bring us love

To charish our life

It is the time

We muslims came together

Shoulder to shoulder

It is the time

We muslims share

Share our love

Share believe

Eid Mubarke, Eid Mubarke

Like the color of silver

Like the color of silver,

in the night sky,

the new moon rises,

the holy month has past,

the fasting is over,

tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.

We will eat spicy chicken,

and mouthwatering pakoras,

I’ll call my neighbors,

and friends on the street,

may the peace of Allah,

and joy of Eid,

be with everyone.

Something in your voice sings to me

Something in your smile speak to me.

Something in your voice sings to me.

Some thing in your eyes says to me

That you are the dearest friend to me.

Eid mubarak

Accept your all prayers and prays

May Allah honor you,

Forgive you,

Purify you,

Accept your all prayers and prays.

Elevate you,

Inspire you and

Envelope you with his noor,

Mercy and protect you.

Wish you a Happy Eid.

tera tera suroor

(13*13*13)=?
?
?
?
think
?
?
think deeply?
?
?
not getting.

answer is “suroor”

tera(13)* tera(13)* tera(13)=suroor.

Funny Definitions

Funny Definitions

Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.

Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.

Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy

Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

You may find someone better than me

You may find someone better than me,

important than me,

dearer than me,

but not the one

who miss you more that me..

We might have been strangers

To begin with,

We might have been strangers,

but the closer we came,

the more we started realizing that not only

marriages but even “FRIENDSHIPS”

are decided in “HEAVEN”

A young girl after her honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

friend to be a friend

This is a message from a

friend to a

friend for a

friend to be a

friend so that a

friend remains a

friend of a

friend who is a

friend forever.

SUCCESS IS WHEN

WHAT IS SUCCESS…..?

SUCCESS IS WHEN

YOUR SIGNATURE BECOMES AN AUTOGRAPH!

perfect valentine date for you

awe you always look so fine to me
Its never the clothes…just your eyes I see
true but that’s just the case for you
Here Im looking for a perfect date for you

you need not say one more word honey

Ok already! turn that box down!
Pick me up and we ll go for a round
you need not say one more word honey
just come and look outside your balcony..

was watching the telly

So what you doin right now, my P.B Shelly?
Hmm…was jus bored…was watching the telly
haha chek this bravo guy out
looking for a valentine hes searching all about..

Wish you were here

Wish you were here, under my window
singing to me your serenade
Sure hon, one day to the world I’ll show
this cute couple of ours, God has made..

the only thing missing is you

Hmm…Happy Valentine’s day honey
Hope you’re all set with the money
Well yea, the only thing missing is you..
I know sweetie, I’m missing you too..

To Be Together In Pain

Feeling of Love
+
Moment of Caring
+
Small Small Sharing
+
Stupid Fights
+
Shoulder To Cry
+
To Be Together In Pain
=
Most Beautiful Thing Called “LOVE”

Make a relation, Which never ends

Make a mind, Which never minds.
Make a heart, Which never hurts.
Make a touch, Which never pains.
and
Make a relation, Which never ends.

May I know who is this?

Hello, May I know who is this?
Hey, its me…Mmwah gimme a kiss..
Oh! Its you, you sound different today..
Yeah babe, coz today’s totally our day..

I wanted to let you know

Even though
We don’t get to be with each other
As much as we’d like…
I wanted to let you know
In the morning…in the night…
U are on my mind…24 X 7
Happy Valentine Day!

a special part in my life

You’ll always have a special part in my life,
You’ll always have a special place in my heart,
You’ll always be the person I’d love.
Happy valentine day sewwrheart!

way to express the deep love

Don’t misunderstand the person
who shows anger on you.
Because….
Anger is the most easiest and childish
way to express the deep love.

You can change your habit

Marco Polo said;
“You can not change your future…
But
You can change your habit.
and it is sure that your habit will change your future”

Always be more concerned about your

“Always be more concerned about your
character than your reputation,
because character is what you really are,
while your reputation is merely what others think of You.

Even a big pot full of water

Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole…
So a little Anger or Ego can burn up all the Nobility of a good heart…!!

Kabi Kamyabi Ko Dimagh

Kabi Kamyabi Ko Dimagh
Or
Nakami Ko DiL May Jga Na Do,
Q K Kamyabi Dimagh May Takabur
Or
Nakami DiL May Mayusi Peda Kr Deti Ha.

The man who makes no mistakes

The man who makes no mistakes
does not usually make anything.

Attitude is like posing for pictures

Attitude is like posing for pictures.
We pose the way,
we want to be seen by others.
But stolen shots are better.
They capture who we really are.

No one will manufacture a LOCK

No one will manufacture a LOCK without KEY.
Similarly
ALLAH Does not give Problems without Solutions.
So
Defeat Your Problms with Great Confidence in ALLAH.

break relations after misunderstanding

Don’t make relations
before understanding
&
Don’t  break relations
after misunderstanding!

By Trying to Create a Little Happiness

Forget Your Own Happiness,
By Trying to Create a Little Happiness,
for the Others.
REMEMBER!
When You are Good to Others
You are Best to Yourself.

I would like to kick you in teeth

1) Any similarity between you & a human is purely coincidental.
2) Are you always so stupid OR is today a special occasion.?.?
3) I would like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks.?.?
4) Brains are not everything. Infact in your case they are nothing.
5) Keep talking. Someday you will say something [...]

The winner will lose the thrill of victory

>…TOdaYs ThOUghT…<
“If the loser keeps his smile,
The winner will lose the thrill of victory…..!¡

Relationship is like a Book

“Relationship is like a Book,
it may take few seconds to burn but years to Write.
Write it Carefully nd Never let it burn”!Have a pleasant life

You are the best Teacher in this world

You are the best Teacher in this world.

Wherever I may go in my life,

I will always remember that

I had an excellent guide

in the form of a teacher, You.

long lasting smile

It is a

S”imple”

M”ind touching”

I”nteractive”

L”ong lasting”

E”ffect which Wins the hearts.

Yes..

Its your “SWEET SMILE”

So Keep smiling always,

good morning!

Then may life shower on you abundant joy and happiness

May you celebrate the most beautiful Eid day

Then may life shower on you abundant joy and happiness

“Eid mubarak”

with all the lights in the world

With all the roses perfume

And with all the lights in the world,

And with all the children smiles

I wish you a very happy eid!

All your tears be mine

Let all my smile be yours

All your tears be mine,

Let all my happiness be yours

All your sadness be mine,

Let the whole world be yours,

Only you be mine

it disappears like a bubble

If you worry about a trouble it becomes double

but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble

so always smile at your problem.

keep smiling

True care will never go unrecognized

True care will never go unrecognized,

though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,

But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.

Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party

Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,

They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.

When he went to party he was shocked?

other were wearing pants & shirts also…

A typical student flips a coin and think

A typical student flips a coin and think.

If Head- will go to sleep.

If Tail- will watch a move.

If Stands- will listen music.

If Stays in air- will study

They come to you on shore of life

Experiences are like waves,

They come to you on shore of life,

Drag the sand from beneath your feet,

But each wave makes you stand on a new base.

Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.?

Teacher: What is the difference between

Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??

Student: replied

Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem [...]

why have u been reading our marriage

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

it starts working, when you born

Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
.
.
365 days,
.
.
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
.
.
.
.
Get Married…

ya kabhi emraan hashmi bhi bano gay

Husband: jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
aankhon mein bus jaon
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon
Wife: devdas hi banay raho gay
ya kabhi emraan hashmi bhi bano gay

Don’t be too good, I will miss you

Don’t be too good, I will miss you.
Don’t be too caring, I might like you.
Don’t be too sweet, I might fall for you.
It’s hard for me to love you,
when you won’t love me after all…

When nights are long and friends are few

When nights are long and friends are few.
I sit by my window and think of you.
A silent whisper and a silent tear.
With all my heart I wish you were here.

warna hum ko kahan tum se shikayat hogi

tum agar yaad rakho gay to inayat hogi,
warna hum ko kahan tum se shikayat hogi.
zindagi dard kay sehra ka unwan sahi,
tum agar bhool bhi jao to riwayat hogi.

aj ISHQ de tournament de andar

aj ISHQ de tournament de andar,
main pyar da FINAL haar gay,
si husan di BATTING,
har CHAKKA boundry paar gaya,
mera dilbar GUGLIAN bollan wich,
menu pyar da BOUNCER maar gaya,
kita CATCH une mera dil yaaro,
te main jitya MATCH vi haar gaya.

You can live without the person

You can live without the person.
Who says: You are mine.
But
You can never live without someone.
Who says: I am yours.

Live relationship between you and me

Live relationship between you and me.
Is like an Onion, which has
many layers of Love, Care and Faith.
If you will try to cut it,
you will find only tears in your eyes.

Love means to see someone with closed eyes

Love means to see someone with closed eyes,
to miss someone in crowd,
to find someone in evry thought,
to live for someone but be sure that someone is only ONE.

When the time comes for you to give

When the time comes for you to give
your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who
will never break your heart,
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

Near ones r not dear

Near ones r not dear”
“Dear ones r not near”
It is easy to remember the near ones.
But… Very difficult to forget the dear ones.
HAPPY Valentine’s Day.

DREAMING of you makes my night worth while

DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do…forever.
Happy Valentine’s Day.

You are good i agree

Life is small,live it!
Troubles are momentary, face it!
Memories are sweet, cherish it!
You are good i agree and
I am too good,  Accept it…. ;~)

Dunya me 7 kaam aasan hain 0r mushkil b

Dunya me
7 kaam aasan hain
0r mushkil b
1
DOSTI karna
aasan
NIBHANA mushkil
2
PYAR karna
aasan
PANA mushkil
3
BHAROSA torna
aasan
KARNA mushkil
4
YAAD karna
aasan
BHULNA mushkil
5
JHOOT bolna
aasan
SACH sunna
mushkil
6
KISI ko rolana
aasan
HASANA mushkil
7
Kisi k bagair
MARNA aasan
JENA mushkil….

why we can not live on earth?

Little fish ask her mom: why we can not live on earth?
Mother said: oh my innocent kid, earth is made for “selfish” not for “Fish”…….

Because Its Better To Bend A little

Always
Learn
The Wisdom
Of Compromise,
Because
Its Better
To Bend
A little
Rather than
To break
Any Relation
Forever !

Tajurba Galat Faisle Hi Se

:::Golden Words:::
“Tajurba Insaan Ko Ghalat Faisla Se Bachata Hai…
Magar…
Tajurba Galat Faisle Hi Se Hasil Hota Hai…

Jis se mohabbat ki jaye

“NICE WORDS”
1.”Insan apni toheen maaf kr sakta hai, bhool nahi sakta”
2. “Jis se mohabbat ki jaye us se Muqabla nahi kya jata”
3. “Kabhi na girna kamaal nahi
Bal k gir k sambhal jana kamaal hai”
4. “Kisi ko panay ki tmanna mat kro blke khud
ko is qabil bnao k wo tmhan panay ki tmanna krne lge”

The Amazing Truth About Human Tongue

The Amazing Truth About Human Tongue:
It Takes Three Years To Learn How To Use It
But, It Takes A Life Time To Learn
“When & Where To Use It”.

Ikhlaaq woh cheez hai

“Ikhlaaq woh cheez hai jis ki qeemat kuch nahi dena
perti magar is say har cheez khreedi ja sakti hai”.

Better to choose People having

Shakespeare said:
“0ne Beautiful Heart is Better than
Thousand Beautiful Faces.”
So Better to choose People having
Beautiful Heart rather than Beautiful Face.

3-Dost Banao

3-Cheezen kbhi mat karna
1.Intezaar
2.Etbaar
3.Izhaar
Kamyab raho ge.
.
3-Baaton pr Amal karo
1.QURAN
2.SUNNAT
3.NASIHAT
Zindgi Behtreen Guzray gi.
.
3-Cheezen Sambhal k Rakhna
1.Raaz
2.Zuban
3.HAYA
Kbhi nhi pachtao ge.
.
3-Kamon Mei jaldi karo
1.FARZ
2.Qarz
3.SHADI
Sukoon Milega.
.
3-Dost Banao
1.NEK AAMAL
2.Husne-Akhlaq
3.kitaab
kbhi tanha nhi Raho ge.
.
3-ADMI bn k Dikhao
1.Mukhlis BNDAY
2.Sachay UMATTI
3.Farmanbardar
JANNAT milegi…

MOHABBAT un se nai ki jaati jo khubsurat hon

KHUBSURAT
BAAT…
MOHABBAT un se nai ki jaati jo khubsurat hon…
Balke
Khubsurat wo ho jaaty hen jin se MOHABBAT ho jati ha.;-)

Just see what you have now

Don’t count what you have lost.
Just see what you have now,
because past never comes back but sometimes
future can give you back your lost things.

Then you will Love people

Hate but LOVE more!
Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.

you are not responsible

you are not responsible for what people think about you!
But you are responsible for what you make them to think about you.

Write your sad times in sand

Write your sad times in sand
&
write your good times in rocks!

If you delete you Owe me a kiss

This my most beautiful SMS for you

If you read you owe me a HUG,

If you delete you Owe me a kiss,

If you save you owe me a DATE,

If you return text message to me,

You OWE me All,

But if you ignore,

You are MINe!

So wat will You do?

have a fruity day

(G)rapes

(O)range

sap(O)ta

(D)ates

(M)ango

p(O)megranate

st(R)awberry

water-melo(N)

p(I)neapple

ba(N)ana

(G)uava

Have a fruity day..

The gladness of the season

During this EID season

May you be blessed

With the spirit of the season

Which is peace

The gladness of the season

Which is hope

And the heart of the season

Which is love

is being specially delivered to you

The bunch of FLOWERS

is being specially delivered to you

&

Your family.

Just to say

“EID MUBARAK”

He+She+Love+Marriage=Child

He+She= Love.

He+She+Love=Marriage.

He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.

He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.

AND

He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.

So my dear friend

Be careful.

meri ferrari car

Oye mere yaar,

mere dildaar,

meri ferrari car,

mere gitar,

mere dil ke taar,

mere roti ke achar,

mere sone ke haar,

mere dil ke karaar,

I miss u yaar

but overcome them

Laugh at your mistakes,

but learn from them.

Joke over your troubles,

but gather strength from them.

Have fun with your difficulties,

but overcome them.

Good Day!

Remove all clouds of doubt & fear

Wrap a rainbow of joy in you heart,

Let the sun paint a smile on your face,

Remove all clouds of doubt & fear

And receive God’s gift of life.

Good Morning!

if you find yourself in a mess

God will not give you a burden, you can’t handle.

So, if you find yourself in a mess

that’s impossible to resolve,

Take challenge as a compliment.

God thinks you can do it!

Good Morning

best punishment for a woman

what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.

Aaj main hosh mai hun

Wife: Jab tum DESI pitey ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho,
Jab WHISKY pitey hoto DARLING kehte ho,
Aaj kya piya he jo CHURAIL kehrehe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh mai hun!

My wife is better

Man: My wife is too good,
She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a sibject to talk about.

A woman does not have a wife

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Every time i miss you

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!

What the heart gives away

What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine

ROSES ARE RED, EYES ARE BLUE,

ROSES ARE RED, EYES ARE BLUE,
YOU LOVE ME AND, I LOVE YOU.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY.

Perfect love is not receiving

Perfect love is not receiving, it is giving and forgiving.
Perfect love is not red roses on valentine’s day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.

Valentine’s Day is a day of love

Valentine’s Day is a day of love, so mum, I want to say
that no-one gives more love than you; You brighten everyday.
You deserve my undying love, You earned it from the start.
So on Valentine’s Day I give to you.
A very special place in my heart!

Without Love — dayz are

Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday…
so be in Luv everyday…
Wish u a Happy Valentine’s Day

Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge

Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
Yaadon se kya juda kar paoge.
Happy Valentine’s Day!!

youn lagta hai kuch honay wala hai

youn lagta hai kuch honay wala hai
ye dil koi dost khonay wala hai

dil ne kaha tu bohat hansta hai
daman ko ashkoon se bhiganay wala hai

tou kyun jaag raha hai ab tak pagal
woh to bhula k tujh ko sonay wala hai

tou ne ik din poocha tha kon ho tum?
teri zaat ko khud mein samonay wala hai

Ab apne qalm ko rok le asif
ye gazal parh kar koi ronay wala hai..

Tota mera dil sawan k mahenay main

Tota mera dil sawan k mahenay main
Guzra ab k ye mousam ansu pene main

Dobti houi lagi mujhe meri kashti-e-hayat
jab ja betha woh kisi aur k safeenay main

Juda honay se koi mar nahi jata
lakin maza b nahi aata jeenay main

Shab-e-firaq guzarti hai tanha tanha
takleef hoti hai zehar judai ka pene main

Wohi mere dukhoon ki wajah hai asif
jo dharkan ki tarah rehti hai seene main...