Wednesday, March 31, 2010

secret of strength

"Concentration is the secret of strength."

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is wonderful

It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.

-- Helen Keller

Girl: kahan?

Larka: Mera sath chalo gi

Girl: kahan?

Larka: Jahan tum kaho wahan

Girl: Ok police Station chalte hen

Larka: Lo btao ab banda apni BAJI sa mazak b nai kr skta..

Taluq Torna Chaho

Taluq Torna Chaho
Tum Mujh ko Chorna Chaho
To Meri Shart Itni Hai
Tumain Jo Day Chuka Hoon Main
Mujhe Lauta Do Wo Sab Kuch .....!
Mere Lamhe Wo Chahat K
Wo Sab Tohfe Mohabbat K
Wo Bheegi Diary Meri
Wo Sari Shayeri Meri
Mere Wo Kehmti Lamhe
Jo Tujh KO Sochte Guzrey
Wo Pal Jo Ek Qyamat Thi!
Jo Rasta Dekhte Guzrey
KHUDA Ko Bhol Kar Wo Din
Jo Tujh Ko Sochte Guzrey
To Phir Wo Zindagi Meri
Haan Bolo .....!!!
Her Khushi Meri
KAHO Laota Sako Gi Tum....???

If you want to go quickly

"If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."

~ Al Gore

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Hold fast to dreams

"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly."

~ Langston Hughes

Anger

Anger
Anger is not a natural emotion. Even the most angry person cannot remain angry always.

Haseen Aankhon Ko Parhne

Haseen Aankhon Ko Parhne Ka Abhi Tak Shoq Hai Mujhko Faraz.
Muhabbat Main Ujarr Kar Bhi Meri Aadat Nahi Badli.

Woh Mil Jaye Mujhe

Woh Mil Jaye Mujhe To Youn Samjhon Ga Mohsin!
Ailaan-e-Jannat Ho Jaise Kisi Gunahgaar K Liye.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Monday, March 29, 2010

Happiness

Happiness comes from spiritual wealth, not material wealth...
Happiness comes from giving, not getting. If we try hard to bring
happiness to others, we cannot stop it from coming to us also. To get
joy, we must give it, and to keep joy, we must scatter it

People who want the most

"People who want the most approval get the least and people who need approval the least get the most."

~ Wayne Dyer

The first faults

"The first faults are theirs that commit them, the second theirs that permit them."

~ English Proverb

Tumhein sari dunya se

Tumhein sari dunya se chupar apne pass rakhna chahti hun
Dunya ke nazaron se durr le jana chahthi hun

Yeh mat samghna mughe tumse bewafai ka dar hai
Bas meri mohabaat mein kabhi kisi kami ka dar hai

Tumhein chura le koi mughse yeh darr laga rehta hai
Mughse meri zindegi koi le le yeh darr laga rehta hai

Tumhein apni dhadkan se bhi kareeb rekhna chahti hun
Lamha Lamha zindegi ka tumhare saath jeena marna chahti hun

Apne hathon ki lakiron mein basale mujhko

Apne hathon ki lakiron mein basale mujhko
Main hun tera nasib apna bana le mujhko

Mujhse tu puchne aya hai wafa k mani
Ye teri sada dili mar na dale mujhko

Main samandar bhi hun moti bhi hun gotazan bhi
Koi bhi nam mera le k bulale mujhko

Tune dekha nahin aine se age kuch bhi
Khudaparasti mein kahin tu na ganwale mujhko

Kal ki bat aur hai main ab sa rahun ya na rahun
Jitna ji chahe tera aj satale mujhko

Khud ko main bant na dalun kahin daman-daman
Kar diya tune agar mere hawale mujhko

Main jo kanta hun to chal mujh se bachakar daman
Main hun gar phul to jure mein sajale mujhko

Main khule dar k kisi ghar ka hun saman pyare
Tu dabe paon kabhi aa k churale mujhko

Tark-e-ulfat ki qasam bhi koi hoti hai qasam
Tu kabhi yad to kar bhulane wale mujhko

Bada phir bada hai main zahar bhi pi jaun "Qateel"
Shart ye hai koi bahon mein sambhale mujhko

Puchte ho to suno kaise basar hoti hai

Puchte ho to suno kaise basar hoti hai
Raat khairaat ke sadqe ki sahar hoti hai

Saans bharne ko to jina nahin kahte ya rab
Dil hi dukhta hai na ab asteen tar hoti hai

Jaise jagi hui ankhon main chubhen kanch ke khwab
Raat is tarah diwanon ki basar hoti hai

Gam hi dushman hai mera gam hi ko dil dhundta hai
Ek lamhe ki judai bhi agar hoti hai

Ek markaz ki talash ek bhatakti khushbu
Kabhi manzil kabhi tamhid-e-safar hoti hai

Kabhi Tum Lout K Aao

Kabhi Tum Lout K Aao
Mujy Bas Itna Samjhao
Kahan Se Seekh Li Tumne
Ada Mujko Bhulaney Ki
Tumain Mujhse Shikwa Tha
Zehmat To Zara Si Thi
Na Ki Koshish Bataney Ki
Bhala Yun Chor K Apna
Musalsal Duk Ki Barish Main
Jeewan Bhar Rulata hai
Abhi To rait Geeli Hai
Abhi Sab Naqsh Baqi Hain
Gaye Qadmon Pay Lout Aao
Mujhy Bas Itna Samjhao
Kahan Se Seekh Li Tum Ne Ada Mujh Ko Bhulaney Ki

Sunday, March 28, 2010

The impossible can always be broken

"The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities."

how often a married man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Real friends are the ones

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Benoor ankhon mein

Benoor ankhon mein koi khwab to de
Meri beqarar raaton ka kuch hisab to de

Tu khafa hai mujhse, lekin phir bhi agar ho sake
Mere in sawalon ka jawab to de

Humne jisme likhe the kuch wade
Agar mumkin hai to meri wo kitab to de

De nahi sakta agar pyar to aisa kar
Gham de, zehar de, koi azaab to de

Jis mein bheeg jaye mere dil ki dunya
Aisa koi in ankhon mein sailab to de

Kabhi tum kaha karte the ke aap ache hain
Ab bura hi sahi magar koi khitab to de

Meaning of PYAAR?

Meaning of PYAAR?

It’s a group of friends sitting

around a table and smoking

and saying….

“P – YAAR”.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

The Quality of Mercy

The Quality of Mercy
A person with the quality of mercy works on such a subtle level that the support given never demeans or implies weakness in the other person.

Abhi suraj nahi dooba

Abhi suraj nahi dooba zara si sham honay do
Main khudh he lot jawon ga mujhay naakam honay do

Mujhay badnam karnay kay bhanay dhoondtey ho Q
Main khud ho jawaonga Badnam pehlay naam honey do

Abhi mujh nahi karna hai matam haar janay ka
Main sub tasleem kar longa yeah charcha aam honay do

Meri hasti nahi anmol phir bhi bik nahi sakta
Wafayen baich lena par zara neelam honay do..

Laziness is nothing

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Jealousy is a disease

Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often confuses one for the other, or assumes the greater the love, the greater the jealousy. In fact they are almost incompatible; both at once produce unbearable turmoil.

-- Robert A. Heinlein

WIFE: Agar main

WIFE: Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Main TV aur newspaper mein Ad doonga ki jaha kahin bhi ho..... KHUSH RAHO

Friday, March 26, 2010

Why love marriage is better

Why love marriage is better than an Arranged marriage ????
Because a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

Gentleness

Gentleness
Move through the world with the grace of an angel, the dignity of a king and the wisdom of a child.

Don't marry the person

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

Everyone may not be good

Everyone may not be good
But,there's always something good in everyone.

Never judge anyone shortly,
Because Every Saint has a Past & every Sinner has a Future.

A Man before marriage

A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman.
Five years later - Watchman. Ten years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein phansa hua Spiderman.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Bad officials are elected

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Relationships are like a book

Relationships are like a book
It takes a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carefully
&
never let it Burn!!

Joo aadhoori reeh gaayi thi kaahani sochna

Joo aadhoori reeh gaayi thi kaahani sochna
Beth ker tanha faqat baatein purani sochna

Jab kisi sahil pe aajaye meri yaad tumhain
Kyun jazeeron ki taraf rehta hai paani sochna

Tum agar bicharne per Khush ho to yun hi sahi
Beth ker tanha faqat shaamein purani sochna

Jab kabhi likhna kahani zeest ke mauzu pe tum
Kyun badal jaate hain lafzon ke maa’yne sochna.

Husband to Hotel Manager

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "Tou main kya karu?
Husband: "Kaminay, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

Matter of Survival for a married man

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

In The Mind

In The Mind
Freedom starts in the mind, not by cutting ropes.

Saving is the best thing

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Dr: Get married

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

My wife and I

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Lafz Insaan K Ghulam

Lafz Insaan K Ghulam Hotay Hain,
Magar Bolnay Se Pehly.


Bolnay K Baad,
Insaan Apne Lafzon Ka Ghulam Ban Jata Hai.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Wise men talk because

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

Fresh flowers are waiting

Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffee waiting to taste your lips
Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking
at your window to say u Good morning
Have nice day.

koi aas nahin lekin

Hamari dastan use kaha kubul thi
meri wafayen uske liye fizool thi.
koi aas nahin lekin koi itna bata do
maine chaha use kya ye meri bhool thi.

Unki ek yaad bechan

Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.
aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.

A boy & a girl

How cute!

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

She sent a SMS:"

If you find me, you can marry me..

If you can't
I'm hidden in d shed".!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Dont believe too much in love

IF U FALL IN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT ,
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE ,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE

To the question of your life

To the question of your life,
You are the only Answer,
To the problems of your life,
you are the only Solution.... .

Dolphin tears and waters

Dolphin said To Water:
U Can’t See My Tears
Bcoz I Am in The Water.
Water Reply:
But I Can Feel Ur Tears
Bcoz U R in My Heart.
That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.

Behte aashkon ki

Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.

Wife: Darling today is

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Compassion

Doing more than is expected,
To make another's life a little more bearable,
Without uttering a single complaint,
.... means Compassion

feel a little warm in the morning?

Did you feel a little warm in the morning?
I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts!

Good morning and have a wonderful day!

When emotions play their role

When emotions play their role
Heart cries..
When heart cries it does not make any sound
and the person who listens
to the mute sound is called “FRIEND”….

only one perfect wife

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Mat Zikar Kijye

Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai,
Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K Baaray Mai,

Suna Hai Woh Bhi Mohabbat Ka Shoq Rakhte Hain,
Jo Jante Hi Nahi Wafa K Baaray Mai.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Man can live

Man can live about days without food about three
days without water about eight minutes without air,
but only for one second without hope.

Strength

Keeping a smile on your face,
When inside you feel like dying,
For the sake of supporting others,
.... means Strength

Father to Son: Is Baar

Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.

Son: Konsi Bike?

Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye

Aur

Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye. :-)

Hawa-e-dard chali

Hawa-e-dard chali aur uski yad ai,
Lo phir se sham dhali aur uski yad ai,
kisi ki baton ki barish main hum b bheeg gaey,
kisi ne bat na ki aur uski yad ai...

Life is short

Life is short, but there is always time enough for courtesy.

Friday, March 19, 2010

2 best lines for love and friend

Love your love so much that
u Don't have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust your friend that much that
u Don't have to tell,
‘Don't tell this 2 anyone’

You lit the flame

You lit the flame that burns so strong within me
You made my body ache in pure unbridled ecstasy.
You took my lonely and cold heart and made it beat
No longer am I waiting in the shadows resigned to defeat.

You filled me with love and a passionate desire
No longer do I hide, frozen and cold inside.
Now I reach out and yearn for your burning fire
And forever want to breathe and live within this desire……

Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas

Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi
Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.
Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.
Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.

Toot chuke hai ab mujhe

Toot chuke hai ab mujhe is duniya se azaad kar de
Khatm kar dungi khud ko mujhe is zillat se door kar de

Zamane mein tumse zyada kisi aur ko na chaha tha humne
Iss dard k saath mujhe iss duniya se ruksat kar de

Bewafa nahi hoon mein aaj bhi tumare liye tadapte hain
Sirf itna sa karam kar de tumare haatho se mere kafan saja de

Aur bhi milenge tumhe chahne waale hanseen chehre
Dard se tadapne se achcha hai ek din ki maut tu mere naam likh de..

Man: My wife is too good

Man: My wife is too good,
She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a subject to talk about.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

difference between COMPLETE & FINISH

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is a difference.

When you love the right one you are COMPLETE.
&
When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED!

I am thinking of you

When the sun awakes a new day
kissing each flower to bloom
and birds sing of sweet moments to come
I am thinking of you

As the scent of fresh air dances
and a picturesque scene draw blissful tears
a pleasant feeling fills me
just thinking of you

Lonely nights, looking out the window
the star filled sky glitters your name
a bright smile of the moon glows
I am thinking of you

Every second of everyday
every moment of every night
every hour that passes my way
I am thinking of you
Just thinking of you..

I know I promised I’d never make you cry

I know I promised I’d never make you cry
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to you whatever you need
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see you cry is a terrible sight
Just let me love you and I’ll hold you tight.

I’ll do anything you want to make you proud
I’ll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

Meri nazar ko kyun dosh dete ho

Meri nazar ko kyun dosh dete ho
Uske husn ko bhi to ilzaam do,
Us se keh do kal se parda oodh ke aaye
Mujhe pasand nahin , meri aankhen yun badnaam ho.

Wife nay pocha

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

At sunrise everything is

At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear. It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us. You can love

completely without complete understanding.

-- Norman Maclean

There is no market for sorrows

There is no market for sorrows in
this world so don’t advertise them.

It’s another glorious morning

It’s another glorious morning
And I just wanted to say…
I’m sending to you warmest wishes
For a truly wonderful day….

If I were a memory

If I were a memory I’d hold you there forever
Reminding you of the good times we shared together

If I were a smile on your face I would stay
Never to let sadness chase me too far away

If I were a teardrop I’d roll gently down from your eyes
Not to burn much but to mend your sweet cries

If I were a hand I’d want you to hold me in your own
Carry me through life .. even when I’m grown……

Life is the flower

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Wife: Nonsense its only

Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte

Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



FARAZ.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte. :-)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

What counts in making

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but

how you deal with incompatibility.

-- Leo Tolstoy

May we not succumb to thoughts

May we not succumb to thoughts of violence and revenge today, but rather to

thoughts of mercy and compassion. We are to love our enemies that they might be

returned to their right minds.

-- Marianne Williamson

Life is one fool thing

Life is one fool thing after another where as love are two fool things after each

other.

-- Oscar Wilde

Dava is like girlfriend

Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni

purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Chand ki Kirno Jao Na

Chand ki Kirno Jao Na,

Us ko CHOO Ker Aao Na,
Wo kab kab kya kya Karta hai,

Wo Jagta hai ya Sota hai,
Wo kis se Batein Karta hai,

Wo Sham ko Kaisa Lagta hai,
Wo Raat ko Kesa Dikhta hai,

Jab Soye kesa Lagta hai,
Jab Jagy kesa Lagta hai,

TUM Chupkay chupkay Jao Na,
TUM US ko CHOO kar Aao na.

Monday, March 15, 2010

some special reason

We are all here for some special reason. Stop being a prisoner of your past. Become the architect of your future."
~ Robin Sharma

In prayer you communicate

Communication
In prayer you communicate with God, in meditation God communicates with you.

It is a mistake to try

It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time."
~ Winston Churchill

tanhayioon mein baith

tanhayioon mein baith ker kia sochtay ho tum

kuch to hamain batao pareshaan hum bhi hain

Wife: yesterday night

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

I must tell you

I must tell you that the supply of words on the world market is plentiful, but the demand is falling."
~ Lech Walesa

The more you recognize

The more you recognize and express gratitude for the things you have, the more things you will have to express gratitude

for."
~ Z.Z

Your silence will not

Your silence will not protect you."
~ Audre Lorde

Naraz Wife se Husband bola

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

ye udasian, , ye pareshanian

ye udasian , ye pareshanian mera muqadar hain

dekho tum yoon na pareshan hoa karoo ...........

Saturday, March 13, 2010

The best effect of any book

The best effect of any book is that it excites the reader to self-activity."
~ Thomas Carlyle

God made a wonderful mother

God made a wonderful mother,
A mother who never grows old;
He made her smile of the sunshine,
And He molded her heart of pure gold;
In her eyes He placed bright shining stars,
In her cheeks fair roses you see;
God made a wonderful mother,
And He gave that dear mother to me.

Lasting joy and happiness

Lasting joy and happiness,
that’s what you’re wished today.
And with that wish, a world of love
is being sent your way!
Happy Mother’s Day!!

You have a very special place

You have a very special place,
that no one else can fill…
because you mean so much to me,
and you know you always will!
Happy Mother’s Day!!

Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Friday, March 12, 2010

Volunteers don't get paid

"Volunteers don't get paid, not because they're worthless, but because they're priceless."
~ Sherry Anderson

One today is worth

"One today is worth two tomorrow's."
~ Benjamin Franklin

A gem is not polished

"A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials."
~ Chinese Proverb

It is much easier

"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."
~ Benjamin Disraeli

An old man married a young Girl

An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Never fear the shadows

"Never fear the shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining
nearby."
~ Ruth E. Renkel

Good habits are formed

"Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into"
(The Golden Words)

Tough times never last

"Tough times never last, but tough people do."
~ Dr. Robert Schuller

Sometimes I miss you

Sometimes I miss you and want you here
wishing for much more wishing for you
will you come to know or ever come near
and hold this heart of mine that longs for you

Wife: Main bazar

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The years teach much

The years teach much which the days never knew.

If someone is too tired

If someone is too tired to give you a smile,
leave one of your own, because no one needs
a smile as much as those who have none to give.

Kisi ne yoon bhi mujhy

Kisi ne yoon bhi mujhy pyaar ki saza di ha
Ma’ be’wafa hoon ye tohmat baRi laga di ha

Kisi ne dil bhi dhukaaya to meri fitrat ne
Kamaal-e-zabt dikhaaya use dua di ha

Just like a rose

Just like a rose,
so precious and rare,
is the forever friendship
the two of us share.

Planted with kindness,
it’s warmed by the sun
of caring and sharing
laughter and fun……

My Mother is a special gift

My Mother is a special gift,
A special gift that God gave to me.
I’d be lost and lonely without her,
If God took her away you see.
I love her so very much,
That I couldn’t bear to live without her healing touch.
Thank-you God for giving me such a loving Mother,
For I wouldn’t want to be a part of no other.

Tujhe Bhol jaon yeh koshish

Tujhe Bhol jaon yeh koshish kar k Dekhon Ga...
{~WASI~}

waise Daryaon ka ulta Behna mumkin Nahi Hota...!!

stop smiling i am serious

Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I'll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.

NAME: Basheeran Maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3'5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Na Milta Gham to

Na Milta Gham to barbadi k afsanay kahan jaty
Agar dunya chaman hoti to veeranay kahan jaty
Chalo acha huwa Apno main koi ghair to nikla
Sabhi hoty agar Apny to begany kahan jaty
Tumhi ne gham ki DoLat di bara ehsan farmaya
Warna HuM zamany bhar k aagay hath phelany kahan jaty

3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number

Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03332900068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363


Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Strong lives are motivated

Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes; lesser ones exist on
wishes and inclinations.
Kenneth Hildebrand

Great minds have purposes

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.”
Washington Irving

Our rewards will always be

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our
rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service.
Earl Nightingale

A Cheery Good Morning Today

Stopping by to wish my friend
A cheery good morning today
Wishing you the best forever
As I pray
For your good health

Wishing you song birds
To awaken in you
Thoughts of sunshine
To cheer your soul
In everything you say and do

Godspeed on your journey
Through life
And His blessing
To comfort you in sorrow
In happiness, and in strife

(Good Morning)

Monday, March 8, 2010

For every trouble faced

For every trouble faced, life will unfold a solution. Life is a cycle. Wait with faith.

Before you go and criticize

Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.
—Unknown Author

In matters of principles

In matters of principles stand like a rock and in matters of relationships flow like the river.

Not a matter of being the best

Success isn’t a matter of being d best
& winning d race.
Success is a matter
of handling d worst
& still finishing d race.

Happy Mother’s Day means

Happy Mother’s Day
means
more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

For the best mom

For the best mom,
who always had a smile for me,
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day.

Santa aur banta ne riksha dekha

Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta

A doubt by back bencher association

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

2 best lines for love and friend

Love your love so much that
u Don't have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust your friend that much that
u Don't have to tell,
‘Don't tell dis 2 anyone’

Sunday, March 7, 2010

We are made richer

"We are made richer and more beautiful
by the reflection of
our Thoughts and Actions"

Giving Happiness

The happiness you give makes you more happy than the happiness you receive.

Mohabaat mein ibadaat

Mohabaat mein ibadaat ki thi uski
hooton par naam uska, dil mein tasveer thi uski
par mohabaat k badle mein humein mohabaat nahi mili
jiss mehfil mein khade khade lut gaye,
wo mehfil thi uski........

The pessimist complains

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
—William Arthur Ward

If you don’t make mistakes

If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Everyone around us

Everyone around us, everything around us are beautiful, if only one has
the right eyes and an understanding mind.

Butterflies taste with

Butterflies taste with their feet. Their taste sensors are located in
the feet & by standing on their food, they can taste it

Loveless life is

Loveless life is a fruitless tree!

But, Friendless life is a rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without root.

So never lose your Good Friends!

Always Love Your Mom

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,

When you think No one can understand you,

When your love is rejected by others,

& When you hate your Life,

Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than anyone else,

Who care for you in loneliness, & dies when you cry.

She is no one, but your sweet loving mother.

Love your Mom First and Always.

Tanhaiyon Main Jeena

Tanhaiyon Main Jeena Acha Nahi Lagta.

Door TUM Se Rehna Acha Nahi Lagta.

Ye Dil AAP Ko Yaad Karta Hai Kitna.

Har Baar Ye Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta.

Mother, I Love you

Mother, I Love you,

For all that you do.

I'll Kiss you and hug you,

Because you love me, too.

You feed me and need me,

To teach you to play,

So smile because I love you,

On this Mother's Day.

Medical Ki Bachi

What is The Lesson for Engineering Students in 3 Idiots?

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Ans: Engineering Parh Kar Bhi
Medical Ki Bachi Phansai Ja Sakti Hai. :-)

Happy Mother's Day

You've seen me Laugh

You've seen me Cry

And always you were there with Me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I Love You

Happy Mother's Day.

Aye Neend Aa Bhi Jaa

Dhundhla Rahy Hain Shehar K Jaltay Huye Chiragh...


Aye Neend Aa Bhi Jaa K Bohat Raat Ho Gai......

A young girl after her honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Friday, March 5, 2010

You filled my days with rainbow

You filled my days with rainbow lights,
Fairy tales and sweet dream nights,
A kiss to wipe away my tears,
Gingerbread to ease my fears.
You gave the gift of life to me
And then in love, you set me free.
I thank you for your tender care,
For deep warm hugs and being there.

Never be Proud

Never be Proud,
For what u r & the Position u hold,
Bcoz after a Game of Chess,
the King & the Soldiers
go into the same box.

A girl phoned

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

Tu Aaina Hai Mujhko

Tu Aaina Hai Mujhko Tera Khayal Rakhna Ha
Kahin Tu Toot Na Jaiy Tujhay Sambhal Rakhna Ha

Harr Ek Masley Ka Teray; Hal Nikaal Rakhna Ha
Zahanat Se Apni Tujhay Hairat Main Daal Rakhna Ha

Gar Jo Kabhi Tu Tark-e-Talluq Ki Baat Karay
Rok Kar Tujhay Kal Pe Taal Rakhna Ha

Teray Dard Ko Chun Lena Hai Palkon Se Apni
Teray Waastey Khud Ko Nidhaal Rakhna Ha…

The lonely days and lonely nights

The lonely days and lonely nights
Just seem to linger on
One day turns in to the next
Now that you are gone
You were such a part of me
I failed to realize
Just how empty one could feel
When part of one dies…..

Thursday, March 4, 2010

The Wonder of Silence

The Wonder of Silence
The disease of anger needs the medicine of tolerance; the pain of disappointment needs the medicine of hope; the violence of revenge and spite needs forgiveness; fear needs courage ego needs self-respect. Through inner silence we receive the strength to heal.

Never break anyone's heart

Never break anyone's heart,
While breaking heart of others
Think first what will happen
When someone will break your heart

one day more to hope

Every SUNSET gives us one day less to live
But every SUNRISE gives us one day more to hope

Think Postive always

GODISNOWHERE
This can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE
Or as GOD IS NOW HERE
Everything depends on how do u see anything.
So think positive

Aisa apna muqaam rakhna

Dil main hamari yaad rakhna
Chehray par muskurahat rakhna
Kabhi koi hara na sakay
Aisa apna muqaam rakhna

listening is an art

Hearing is one of the body's five senses.
But listening is an art.
~Frank Tyger~

Never take some one for granted

Never take some one for granted,
Hold every person close to your Heart
Because you might wake up one day and realize
That you have lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones

A beautiful girl goes

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder

“Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder,
But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier.”
So Keep Praying . . . .

Islam is University

Islam is University,
World is class room,
Quran is Sylabus,
Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher,
Allah is the Examiner,
Try to pass the final exam

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Due to a metal shortage

Due to a metal shortage during World War II, Oscars were made of painted plaster for three years. Following the war, the
Academy invited recipients to redeem the plaster figures for gold-plated metal ones.

Happiness is a perfume

Happiness is a perfume .
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on yourself.
So always be happy
to make others happy !

The best is yet to come

If yesterday didn't end up
the way you planned, Just remember:
God created today for you
To start a new one! The best is yet to come!

So much love for you

If You Are in love, accept it, respect it & enjoy it.
But if U r not, then don't worry coz
Someone, somewhere must be wrapping up
So much luv for U.

Trust me that is true

People die younger,
Because god loves them so much,
You're still on earth,
Because there's someone,
Who loves you more than god,
Trust me, that is true.

Knowing yourself is true wisdom

Knowing others is intelligence,
Knowing yourself is true wisdom,
Mastering others is strength,
Mastering yourself is true power

When someone loves you

When some one loves you,
You don't realize it,
When you realize it, its too late.
You always love the one who leaves you
And leave the one who loves you.

Friend & Wife

Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

Always make your absence

Always make your absence felt in such a way,
That somebody misses U,
But let not your absence be so long,
That somebody starts learning 2 live without U

Blind Girl Is Sleeping

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Success is not final

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, its the courage to continue

that counts

Failure is simply

Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, more intelligently

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Mother Stands For

“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold;
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell
“MOTHER,”
A word that means the world to me.

Only human has

The snake has its poison in its teeth dog in tongue Scorpio in tale. Only human has its poison in its heart

Do u know?

Do u know?
Sabun (soap) Hazrat Saleh (A.S)ki ejad hai.
Pull(bridge) Hazrat Yousaf (A.S)ki ejad hai.
Kashti (boat) Hazrat Nuh(A.S) ki ejad hai.
Sheesha(mirror) Hazrat Suleman (A.S)ki ejad hai.
Sui (needle) Hazrat Idrees (A.S) ki ejad hai.
Kanghi (comb) Hazrat Ibrahim (A.S) ki ejad hai.

Even the greatest

Even the greatest philosopher cant be more serious than a child while playing a game.

When one becomes emotional

When one becomes emotional never advise him. It is as if you are sowing the seeds in a stormy wind

Mein tor leta agar woh gulab hoti

Mein tor leta agar woh gulab hoti,

Mein jawab banta agar woh sawal hoti,

Sab jante hain mein nasha nahi karta,

Phir bhi pee leta agar woh sharab hoti.

EK Jesi Lagti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan

EK Jesi Lagti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan,
Hansti Hain' Khanakti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan..

Nazuk Inteha ki' Ek Zara-si Thais se,
Toot-Kar Bikhrti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan..

UNKY Torrny-WaLy ko Ehsaas-tk Nahi Hota,
Bikhr-k KAB SambhLti Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan..

Zindagi ki Dharkano ko Ek RYTHM-sa Deti Hain,
Zeest ko Sajati Hain' Churiyan or Larkiyan.

Apney Dukh ko Apney Andar Rakh k BhooL Jaati Hy,
Bahir se Chamakti Hain
'Churiyan or Larkian'....

Monday, March 1, 2010

Falling down is not

Falling down is not defeat, defeat is when you refuse to get up

Investment in knowledge

Investment in knowledge, pays the best interest

A gem is not polished

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials

Love sought is good

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.

-- William Shakespeare

I'm not afraid of storms

I'm not afraid of storms for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
~Louisa May Alcott~