Sunday, February 28, 2010

I keep my friends

I keep my friends as misers do their treasure,
because, of all the things granted us by wisdom,
none is greater or better than friendship.
~Pietro Aretino~

The brightest future

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past.
You can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures
and heartaches.
~unknown~

Why husbands avoid answers?

Why husbands avoid answers?

WIFE: Will u marry again if i died?

HUSBAND: noway!

W: Why not, Don't u like being married?

H: Of course I do!!

W: Then y wouldn't u remarry?

H: Okay, I'd get married again!

W: U would?

H: ....?

W: Would u live in our house?

H: Sure, it's a great house!

W: Would u sleep with her in our bed?

H: Where else would we sleep?

W: Would u let her drive my car?

H: Yeah, its almost brand new!!

W: Would u give her my jewelry?

H: No, I'm sure she'd want her own

W: Would she wear my shoes?

H: No, her size is 6

W: -silence-

H: shit!! :p

Tears are a gift

Tears are a gift that cleanses the body of toxins and nourishes
the seeds of hope that can grow even in a broken heart.
~Unknown~

When some one Lies to u

When some one Lies to u.
Its not his fault
Actually its your's....
Because
you didn't give him the proper space to tell the truth...!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

wastes the body like worry

There is nothing that wastes the body like worry,
and one who has any faith in God should be
ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever.
~Mahatma Gandhi~

You maintain the balance

You maintain the balance of responding to situations
with a cool head and to people with a warm heart.
~unknown~

The only thing we never

The only thing we never get enough of is love;
and the only thing we never give enough of is love.
~Henry Miller~

You Have Only One

You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You.

Joke Of The Century

Joke Of The Century

Once Upon A Time

There Was A Country

Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power

But Did Not Have Electric Power.

Live Long Pakistan.

Friday, February 26, 2010

think of life as a good book

think of life as a good book. The further you get into it,
The more it begins to make sense.
~Harold S. Kushner~

The very first law

"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."

~ Bill Cosby

For every minute

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I keep the weaknesses

Part of Me
If I keep the weaknesses of others in my mind, they soon become a part of me.

Every saint has a

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future"

Thursday, February 25, 2010

There are only two ways

"There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle."
Albert Einstein

Music is the mediator

"Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life."

~ Ludwig van Beethoven

Recovering from failure

"Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success."

~ Michael Eisner

The most successful people

"The most successful people are those who are good at plan B"

~ James Yorke

Never let misfortune control

"Never let misfortune control your destiny. Instead, use it to shape your future happiness"

Just one person taking action

"Just one person taking action can inspire others to do the same."

~ Leslie C. Aguilar

Love is an irresistible

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired- Robert Frost

Love is the greatest

Love is the greatest refreshment in life- Pablo Picasso

Sometimes we make love

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always

we make love with our hearts Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination - Voltaire

world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

At the touch of love

At the touch of love and heart, everyone becomes a poet- Plato

Love is a game

Love is a game that two can play and both win by loosing their heart - Eva Gabor.

We don't believe in

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Take away love

Take away love and our earth is a tomb - Robert Bro

Love makes your soul

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place - Zora Neale Hurston

I never knew there would be

I never knew there would be a better tomorrow
But you’ve come into my life and taken away all my sorrow

My days of sadness are a thing of the past
Because I have found true love at last

My days of emptiness are gone for good
Because you fill a void in my heart that you should

You’ve opened a window
You’ve shown me the light
And my love for you will continue to burn bright……

Ishq Waalon ko Naseehat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Ab Mohabbat ki Wakaalat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti
Shehr Bhar se to Adaawat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Mera Chehra Meri Aankhain hain Salaamat Ab Bhi
Kon Kehta Hai Wazaahat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Baat ye Hai k koi Toot k Chaahay to Sahi
Her kisi se to Mohabbat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Aankh Kehti Hai Kahin Aur Chalay Jaayen Hum
Dil ye Kehta Hai k Hijrat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti

Loh-e-Dil par Yehi Tehreer Likhi hay Mohsin
Ishq Waalon ko Naseehat Nahi Ki Ja Sakti.

Us Fiza Mai B Jalte

Us Fiza Mai B Jalte Rahy Hum Kisi K Liye

Jahan Charagh Tarastay Thay Roshni K Liye

Yaad Rahey ga Ye Dor-e-Hayat Bhi Humko

K Tarsay Thay Zindgi Mai Zindgi K Liye.

All Mornings are Like Paintings

All Mornings are Like Paintings,

You Need a Little Inspiration to Get Going,

A Little Smile to Brighten Up,
&
An SMS from Someone Who Cares to Color Your Day.

(*) Good Morning (*)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

A normal person will

A normal person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.

A mother's love for her child

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path --Agatha Christie

The heart has its reasons

"The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know."-Pascal

It is never too late

"It is never too late to fall in love"- Sandy Wilson

when you stop Believing

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship; ends when you stop Sharing..... ..!!!

Love is not finding

Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without- Rafael Ortiz

This is the day for Dreaming

This is the day for Dreaming

so take some time to Dream,

This is the day for Celebrating

so take some time to Celebrate,

This is Your Birthday

so take some time to for You!

Happy Birthday to You

what you are to me

Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,

because

You will never be anything less than my world.

Success will Never Lower

Success will Never Lower its Standard To Accommodate us,

We have to raise our Standard to Achieve it.

For Every bird GOD provides Food, But not in their Nest.

Have a Great Day!

Monday, February 22, 2010

Books are as useful

"Books are as useful to a stupid person
as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350

BC-275BC)

You should give the best

You should give the best of your masonry skills
in the building of your house.
Any shoddy work is unacceptable.
Your precious life requires the same attention and care
if it is to serve you well in the future.

The house you build

The house you build will only be as strong and splendid
as your choice of raw materials and finishing touches.
Apparently, we sometimes build our houses with weak materials
and apply poor finishing touches forgetting
that the houses are our shelters for a lifetime.

We sometimes adopt

We sometimes adopt an ad-hoc approach in issues
that insert real meaning and impact in our lives.
We are half-hearted in matters poised to catapult us
to higher altitudes of success.
We often ignore the fact that if anything
is to happen in our lives, it will depend on us.

It is disgusting to regret

It is disgusting to regret for the deposits you make in your life.
Give it your best shot in all circumstances.

Your quick witted humor

Your quick witted humor
Always makes me laugh
And you do nice things
On my behalf

I know for sure
You’re one of a kind
Another like you
Would be hard to find.

Good Morning & Have A Nice Day

The Winds Of Change Blow

When The Winds Of Change Blow...

Some People Build Walls

And

Others Windmills

Attitude Matters. :-)

Smells in Bedroom After Marriage

Type of Smells in Bedroom After Marriage:


1st 3 months:
Perfume & Flowers


After 3 Years:
Baby Powder, Cream, Lotion.


After 30 Years:
Vicks, Tiger Baam, Medicines. :-)

Sunday, February 21, 2010

A man is great by deeds

"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

Treat your kid like

"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

There's nothing in this world

There's nothing in this world as sweet as love, and next to love the sweetest thing is hate. --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What we love to do

What we love to do we find time to do. --John L. Spalding

Wish you have nice day

M-ake the Most of it.
O-pen your heart and Mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever Frown
I-magine Me
N-othing to Worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day
&
of Course Good Morning. :-)

Shadow of Yesterday

Shadow of Yesterday Have Faded away,
Sun has reappeared It's a brand new day.

Birds singing their song Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment And peace along the way
Good morning to you And have a nice Day. :-)

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Each of us has different talents

Each of us has different talents,

different dreams and different destinations,

yet we all have the power

to make a new tomorrow.

grow into a self definition of your own

Be true to yourself and be less concerned

with what others think of you.

Don’t accept their definition of you,

But grow into a self definition of your own.!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

As soon as fear approaches

"As soon as fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

Before you start some work

"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

There is some self-interest

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

I really miss you

I’m missing you, I really don’t regret
Heartaches from you, I surely won’t forget
So sad, I was left here without you
And all I can say, is I really miss you

Friday, February 19, 2010

A person should not be

"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are victimised first."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)

You don't get to choose

"You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can

decide how you're going to live now."

~ Joan Baez

The USA uses

The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's

electricity.

to be great to start

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be

great."

~ Joe Sabah

problems become smaller

"All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them, but confront

them"

~ William F. Halsey

someone ignoring u

Some people hurt by words & some by action
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else.

Best wishes to you

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Life never seems to be

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

Ghareebon K Bachhay

Ameeron K Bachay at Habib Bank Plaza Top Roof:

Wow Man What a Great View...

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.

Ghareebon K Bachhay.:
Aao Dekhte Hain Kiska Thook Pehle Neeche Jata Hai. :-)

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Success is the good fortune

"Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation,

perspiration & inspiration."

~ Evan Esar

God always answers in the deeps

"God always answers in the deeps, never in the shallows of our soul"

Ju Aurtain buri

"Ju Aurtain buri hun un sy bilkul elehda raho,
aur ju ache hun un sy Mohtat raho,
ye na hu unki Achae tmhen Burae tk ly jaey"

Quote... :)

Liberty without learning

"Liberty without learning is always in peril and learning without

liberty is always in vain."

~ John F. Kennedy

Measuring life by what

Measuring life by what others do 2 u may disappoint u. . .

But measuring life by what u do for others will add more meaning to your life !

u can believe U have found

When a person can find ur sorrows behind ur smile,
Words behind ur silence
&
Love behind ur anger,

u can believe U have found ur best Friend.....

Just Being Silent Is Enough

To Kill An Enemy
You Required A Sword Or A Gun

But

To Kill A Loved One
Just Being Silent Is Enough

Remember !!
Never Try To Do That... (:

How good r U at chemistry?

[How good r U at chemistry???]

Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,
Nickel and
Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.


Got confused?


Ok.

Just see

Xplanatn:
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,
There combinatn is
'K Ni Fe' :

Work smarter, Not harder!

"If I've 8 hours to chop down a tree, I would spend 6 hours sharpening the axe."

(Abraham Lincoln)

Work smarter, Not harder!

Bivi: Shadi Se pehle

Bivi: Shadi Se pehle To Tum Mujh Per Barre Shair Kehte They.

Husband: Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hai.

Bivi: Phir Bhi JAAN Koi Shair Kehdo.

Husband: Lo Suno!

Jane Jigar Janeman
90 Kilo Tera Wazan

Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par
Mar Jaonga Mai Sanam. :-)

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Doing Your Best

Doing Your Best
As you do, so you become. Every action that you perform is recorded in you, the soul. These imprints ultimately mould your character and destiny. When you understand this principle, you will pay more attention to bringing your best to everything you do.

No reason is needed

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

-- Paulo Coelho

Be There When I Need You

A Friend In Need is a Friend Indeed.

So,
Always Be There When I Need You.

But,
When You Need Me then Remember that:

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.
.

"God Helps Those, Who Help Themselves." :-)

Wife: Agar Main

Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?

Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai. :-)

The Secret of Happy Married Life

The Secret of Happy Married Life...








Is Still a SECRET. :-)

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Missing you gets easier every day

Missing you gets easier every day

because even though

it’s one day further from the

last time we saw each other and

it’s one day closer to the next time we will meet.

During Kiss

During Kiss
0.7 gm Protein,
0.45 gm Fats,
0.19 gm Chemicals,
250 Varieties of Bacteria.

Get out of a Body.

So Pick up Your Partner.
Exchange a Kiss and Stay Healthy. :-)

I like people like you

I like people like you

who like others like me

and make the others like me

to like others like you. :-)

Think again & again.

There’s a wonderful meaning in it..!!

when lake dries flower dies

A friend shouldn’t be like the bird of lake.

When lake gets dry bird shift other lake.

Real friend should be like flower of lake.

when lake dries flower dies.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Life is no longer

"Life is no longer if you hurry; life is no better if you worry."

Hear the songs of the dove

Good morning, my love
on this new day awake
Hear the songs of the dove
my hand please now take.

As we start out this journey
Twixt daylight and dark
I pray that you know
You are first in my heart.

Close your eyes, open your heart

Close your eyes, open your heart
concentrate hard, get ready to start.
It is almost time to lift off and fly.
Believe in yourself and you’ll fly very high.
Open your wings, spread them out
This is what flying is all about.
I know you can make it through this test.
Come on now. Do your best.

A gentle brush of her fingers

A gentle brush of her fingers,
Sending shivers down my spine.
In the love I see in her eyes,
Is a love that equals mine.

She greets me with a smile,
And leaves me with a kiss.
If she were to ever leave me,
I couldn’t imagine what I’d miss.

Maybe it’s her touch,
Or the way she makes me feel.
But whatever it is,
I’m head over heels.

Sleeping duration

Sleeping duration
For women 5 hrs.
For men 6 hrs
For children 7 hrs
For monkey 8 hrs.

Hello my dear ur 8 hrs is over.
Get up Lazy Bum

Good Morning

When u r happy

Its a fact:

When u r happy u want 2 reach d person u love most.

But wen u r sad u want 2 reach d person who loves u most

Boy - Mere hone wale

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY.

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?

Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.

Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge?

Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai,

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Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. :-)

Men want 3 qualities in wife

Men want 3 qualities in wife:
1)Economist in kitchen
2)Artist in home &
3)Devil in love..

But they get:
1)Artist in kitchen
2)Devil in home
3)Economist in Love

Monday, February 15, 2010

Live in the present tense

"Live in the present tense, facing the duty at hand without regret for
the past or worry over the future."
William de Witt Hyde

Guard well within yourself

"Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give

without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without

meanness."
George Sand

Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends

Too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!

Groundwater comprises a 30 times

Groundwater comprises a 30 times greater volume than all freshwater

lakes, and more than 3,000 times what's in the world's streams and

rivers at any given time.

I have this feeling inside me

I have this feeling inside me
That I just can’t begin to describe
I need to set these feelings free
Because I know I can’t keep them inside..

Koi Wafa Kay Liye Roye

Koi Khushiyoun Ki Chah Main Roye.
Koi Dukhon Ki Panah Say Roye.
Ajeeb Silsila Ha Ishq Aur Muhabbat Ka.
“Faraz”
Koi Wafa Kay Liye Roye Aur Koi Wafa Kar Kay Roye.

A simple good morning becomes

A simple good morning becomes a special greeting
when someone so dear it is heartily given
because you have to me a wonderful meaning.
Take care….

“Good behavior” can cover

“Good behavior” can cover the lack of “Good Looks”
But
Good Looks can never cover the lack of “Good Behaviour”
Feel the difference..

Newspaper Main Advertisement Aayi

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

1 boy school se

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat'tey" nai.:-)

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Life isn’t counted by the

“Life isn’t counted by the number of breaths you take,
it’s counted by the number of times your breath is taken away”
You’re breathtaking

What we can or cannot do

What we can or cannot do,
what we consider possible or impossible,
is rarely a function of our true capability.
It is more likely a function of our
beliefs about who we are.

(Anthony Robbins)

Sometimes My eyes get jealous

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because…..
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

Feelings are many

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Relationships r like a book

Relationships r like a book
It takes a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carefully
&
never let it Burn!!

All the breaks you need in life

All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination,
Imagination is the workshop of your mind,
capable of turning mind energy
into accomplishment and wealth.

(Napoleon Hill)

may not even effect your life

Loving hundred wrong persons
may not even effect your life,
but
hating one right person
will leave you a broken
throughout your life. . .!

My lovely wife

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everything to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Love filled Valentine Month..!!

Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It’s Feb..

Wishing u a Love filled
Valentine Month
..!!

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!

To all my friends who r committed:

To all my friends who r committed:
Happy Valentine's Day.....

and To all my friends who r single,
Happy Independence Day...:-)

You know it’s right

You know it’s right....
when no matter what you’re doing
or what kind of mood you’re in,
he can make you smile... :)

Admi: mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

Blood is For Heart

Red is For Blood
.
Blood is For Heart
.
Heart is For Love
.
Love is For You
.
You is for Me
.
Me is For You.;-)
.
Love You Dear...!:-P

happy valentines day

Friday, February 12, 2010

make us happy make us wise

"The days that make us happy make us wise"

~ John Masefield

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.

Friend will always be a Brother

"A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother."

~ Benjamin Franklin

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

Misuse of English!

Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

I wanted something to show you

I wanted something to show you,
How much i really care,
I wanted to prove to you,
No matter what, I’ll be there,

I wanted something to tell you,
I love you so much inside,
I wanted to let you know,
My feelings are too strong to hide….

I sat at my desk

I sat at my desk
Scribbling on the paper
What I thought you would like best
I wanted you to be mine
You were so kind

I made a red heart
With pink edges
It had an envelope in the back
Sealed with a sweet kiss of mine..

Now that I have you

Now that I have you
I have nothing to fear
But I always think you’ll leave
so I’ll try to keep you near.

No matter what happens
our friendship is true
for I have changed a lot
but yet so have you…

Today is the day dedicated to love

Today is the day dedicated to love
Today cupid comes down from above
Today is the day for the color red
Today no tears should be shed

Its time for laughter, time for joy
Time for roses and the cuddly toy
Time to go that extra mile
to make the person you love smile.

who buy Valentine's Day flowers

The 73% of people who buy Valentine's Day flowers are men, while only 27 percent are women.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

A business that makes nothing

"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business."

~ Henry Ford

Valentine Dreams

If I should dream a million dreams,
If each one my lonely heart redeems,
And each dream a dream of you,
And all the things that lovers do.

All the dreams and sweet desires,
All to which my heart aspires,
All of these are met in you,
An angels heart with love that’s true.

The sweetest smile, a louver’s touch,
A knowing wink that says so much.
A stroke of hair, a touch of skin,
A celebration of the love we’re in.

If I should dream a million dreams,
If each one my lonely heart redeems,
All of them would be met in this,
The taste of you and your sweet kiss.

Where do i find the words

Where do i find the words
to tell you what i feel
where do i find the courage
to help me process and heal
how can i ever hurt you
for it’ll tear me into two
for i can never loose you
cause your my special Chrissy-boo

DEAD LOVER from HEAVEN

Great words by DEAD LOVER from HEAVEN

"I wud have been alive
if u would have given the rose
before rather than keeping
it on my grave today"

Lovely thought from a broken heart

Lovely thought from a broken heart:-


I need a candle 2 search dreams
wich were inside me,

But i need darkness 2 melt her memories..

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Each Day I love You More

For You SEE,
Each Day I love You More
Today More than Yesterday
And Less Than Tomorrow


Happy Valentines Day

Woman on date with

Woman on date with husband's best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

Larki jab roti hai

"2010" ka sub say super Hit Question...


"Larki" jab roti hai to wo ankho ki jaga,,,
Mou par Q hath rakhti hai..?

Plz reply me must.?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The White Sea, in Russia

The White Sea, in Russia, has the lowest temperature, only -2 degrees centigrade.

Valentine’s Day is all about

Valentine’s Day is all about

Special feelings warm and fond,

And friend, I knew right from the start

We had a very special bond.

Our time together is a gift;

You’re interesting and warm and fun!

And when I need to talk and share,

I think of you, friend; you’re the one.

We’re always true and real together.

We have no reason to pretend.

I’m thankful that you’re in my life,

My trusted, cherished Valentine friend

Whenever likable people cross my mind

Whenever likable people cross my mind,

I always have such pleasant thoughts of you.

You always bring such happiness and joy;

Those who lift me up are very few.

On Valentine’s Day I want to tell you this:

Knowing you is an extraordinary pleasure;

Your caring heart is always quick to give;

You’re unique, a rare and very special treasure

It may blossom in the spring

It may blossom in the spring,

when the Sun shines in,

and birds do sing.

Grow this rose of beauty within,

as thorns spring forth,

at a new days end.

From lessons of life,

this love will shine through,

and

God has created a most beatiful You

Abhi bole to bhai ko

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,

Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?

Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

If you see some one without a smile

If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours,
because you are among a few good people who can shine others
lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Saal mein ek baar to aata hai VALENTINE day

Nahi milti chutti to aaj RESIGN de
Saal mein ek baar to aata hai VALENTINE day

Khudaya tanha na pakra jaoon kahin DATE per
Humein jo bhi mushkil de COMBINE de

Agar aaj bhi woh milne LATE puhanchi
Guzarish karoonga ke woh bhi koi FINE de

Noor bhar de dilwalon ke chehron mein
Honton pe hansi aur aankhon mein SHINE de

Tanha tanha yeh jeevan kaise guzrega
Humein yeh bhi khushiyan JOIN de

Iske siwa aur koi deewani milti bhi to nahi
Gareeb kiss kiss se kahe ki LINE de

Yeh umango bhari shaam phir nahi aayegi
Saal mein ek baar to tu FULL TIME de

Bas pal do pal ke liye mujhse milti ho
Kisi shaam tu Six To Nine de

When You Believe in some One Deeply

When You Believe in some One Deeply, Mis understandings arise,
But Dont Feel for it,
Because some mis-understandings are needed for good Understandings.
Its Life Secret

A person who’s always giving

A person who’s always giving,
and willing to help all they can.
Who truly gives from their heart,
showing they care for who I am.

This friend I have found in you,
is as special as one could be.
And I am so blessed in my life,
that you’ve been a friend to me.

This Love is Love the Love

This Love is Love the Love
best Love way Love to Love say
Love u Love that Love I
Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again without word Love.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Ten minutes of one hurricane

Ten minutes of one hurricane contains enough energy to match the

nuclear stockpiles of the world.

Thanks for being there

Thanks for being there through the tears,

Laughter and Dirty diapers.

Happy Father’s Day!

How much I am in love with you?

Have I told you lately

How much I am in love with you???

No??

Think about it,

Have a great life. . .

Some memories are always unwritten

Some promises are always unbroken

Some memories are always unwritten

Feel the magic of true relation and You’ll realize

that true feelings are always Unspoken. . .

Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne

Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne,

K Mohabat b badnaam hogai…

Apni mohabat ki aisi keemat wasool ki usney…

K hamari qabar tak neelam hogai.

Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide,

Close your eyes,

Take a deep breath,

Open your arms wide,

Feel your heartbeat,

and

Say

“Its too early. Let me sleep again.”

Good Morning

Realize its a brand new day

Your soul came back from dreamland

Reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself

Slowly open your eyes

Realize its a brand new day

Good Morning.

Santa take his pregnant wife

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised

“Free Delivery“

Koi muntazir hai uska

Koi muntazir hai uska kitni shidat se Faraz!!!

Wo janta hai magar phir bhe Japan betha hua ha

More important Than u

If Sum1 really waits 4u,

It doesn't mean he has nothing else 2do,

Its just mean dat nothing else is More
important Than u in dis world!

Monday, February 8, 2010

My religion is very simple

"My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness."

~ Dalai Lama

Be Simple But Look Stylish

Be Simple But Look Stylish

Be Tough But Look Soft

Be Tensed But Look Cool

Be A Beginner But Look As A Winner

That’s The Way Of Life, Life Has No Pause Buttons!

Dreams Have No Expiry Date

Time Has No Holiday

So

Don’t Waste A Single Moment In Your Life

Live It & Be Happy. . . !

Vested in your heart

Vested in your heart is all my hope,
As I must hope that yours is all in mine.
Love both narrows and expands our scope,
Extending each to each as we combine.

Friendship is a priceless gift

Friendship is a priceless gift
That can’t be bought or sold,
But its value is far greater
Than a mountain made of gold.

For gold is cold and lifeless,
It cannot see nor hear,
And in your times of trouble,
It is powerless to cheer.

Do not worry about failure

Do not worry about failure,
Worry about all the chances,
you miss when you don’t try.
Good Morning.

Value me for what I give you

Value me for what I give you;
All the rest hold in your heart.
Life does not fulfill our wishes;
Even lifelong lovers part.
Now let yourself be lulled by kisses,
Take from the moment all that’s due;
Inter within what your heart misses,
Nor let what’s false destroy what’s true.
Enjoying love requires art.

If I say I love you million times

If I say I love you million times
Still it won’t be enough
Because I just love you so much
No one can say how much
In my heart you will always be
Forever, Forever
Here or there
Near or far
My love will be
Wherever you are

Wherever You Go

Wherever You Go,
No Matter What The Weather,
Always Bring Your Own Sunshine... (:

G o_O d
/\/\ o R n I n G

Sunday, February 7, 2010

There’s always a little truth

There’s always a little truth behind every,”Just kidding.”
A little curiosity behind every “Just wondering.”
A little knowledge behind every “I don’t know.”
And a little emotion behind every “I don’t care.”

miss se nikah karne

1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k
gUSy ma school
ja rha tha
raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
Lrka:Nhi
miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)

Our parents spend the first

Our parents spend the first 12 Months of our lives teaching us 2 walk & talk...





And next 24 Years telling us to sit down & shut up!!! :-D

I Have Today To Wish You The Sweetest Day

I Have No Yesterday.
Time Took It Away.


Tomorrow Nobody Knows.
It May Not Be Mine.


But I Have Today To Wish You The Sweetest Day.

Have A Nice Day.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

My day won’t certainly be over

My day won’t certainly be over
for I have something left to do.

I just couldn’t sleep yet without
saying I love you. Good Night..

I looked at a sweet

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

Maths and Women are the

"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

Abhi Abhi Soya Hai Tujhe YAAD Kar K

Kabhi Na Aaya Wo Mere Saath Chal K,

Humesha Gaya Mujhe Naraz Kar K,

Mout Per Meri Agar Wo Aaye To Keh Dena

"logo"
K
Abhi Abhi Soya Hai Tujhe YAAD Kar K.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Care should be in heart

"Care should be in heart not in words.. &
Anger should be in words not in heart.."

Love begins when two Hearts combine!

Love is Special, Love is Rare.
Love is made for two to Share.

Love is Gentle, Love is Blind,
Love begins when two Hearts combine!

Think twice before leaving a space

"Think twice before leaving a space in someones heart, because its difficult to realize the pain when you see someone else filling your space"

Main to fana ho gaya

Main to fana ho gaya uski aankhen dekh kr

Na jane wo shaks aaina kaise dekhta hoga...

It's Easy To Say

"It's Easy To Say
"I Love You"

But

It's More Meaningful To Thank Someone For Loving You..."

Thursday, February 4, 2010

I can foretell the love you hold

I can foretell the love you hold
as you reject every young and old

look into my eyes and you will see
a place in your heart will open for me.

Don’t shape your character

Don’t shape your character like
a garden on which everyone can walk..
Shape it like a sky who everyone will try to reach

The greater danger for most

The greater danger for most of us
is not that our aim is too high and we miss
it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Don’t ever give up when u r down

Don’t ever give up when u r down,
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,

just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.

Good Night

All your tears be mine

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,

Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,

Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat

Be Rehmi Se He Sahi Magar Kuch To Bola Karo Dost!


Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.

Hum Raaz Ko Raaz He Rakhtay

Hum Raaz Ko Raaz He Rakhtay To Acha Tha Faraz!




Yun He Chahat Ka Bata Kar Unhain Maghroor Kar Diya.

We must have courage

"We must have courage to bet on our ideas, to take the calculated risk, and to act."

~ Maxwell Maltz

Love makes u realize

Love makes u realize how wonderful d world is but its a friend who makes u realize how wonderful you are to d world.

For all my beloved Friends (:

When there is confusion

"When there is confusion in the market place, there is opportunity."

~ Bill Gates

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Wisdom is the reward

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd

have preferred to talk."

~ Doug Larson

The price of greatness

"The price of greatness is responsibility."

~ Sir Winston Churchill

Only the extremely ignorant

"Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist

change."

~ Socrates

call your wife with

A Person Went to his Neighbour,
Where an Old Couple Lives.

He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still call her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc.


Man to the Old Man: It's sweet ... After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names.

The Old Man replied (Whispering): Her Name had Slipped off My Mind 10 Years Ago

&

I am Very Scared to Ask What It Is. :-)

Birds are standing at your window

Birds are standing at your window,

waiting for you to say.

Assalam-O-Aalaikum,

“SUBHA BAKHAIR”,,,.!!!

GOOD MORNING

Have a nice day.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Urrti rehti hai

Urrti rehti hai 1 gard mujh may.....!
Kon phirta hai dar'badr mujh may.....!
Mujh Ko mujh may jagah nahi milti.....!
Wo hai mojood is qadar mujh may....!

tum se bewafai kis ne ki

Use maloom hai meri awargi ki sabub kon hai.

phir bhi poochta hai tum se bewafai kis ne ki.

Wo Hans Dia Meri

Wo Hans Dia
Meri
Dastan-E-Ghum
Ko Sunte Sunte . . . . .

""

Shayed Us Ko
Zamane Main
Kisi Ne Dhoka
Nahi diya.'?

A need so necessary

A need so necessary
A want so strong

The universal would not handle

I love u today
I will love u 2moro
I will love u 4ever.