sari rat tera raqs daikhunga

saja k chand pai cahra tera,,,
or gahray pani main aqs daikhunga,,
thora sa hilaonga pani ko,,,,
or sari rat tera raqs daikhunga...
heart broker

Jab Se Double Sawari

Jab Se Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Hai Faraz.....

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Andhere Main Khara Kutta Bhi Police Wala Lagta Hai. :-)

Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti

Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti,

To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...




Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)

I Switch Off Bed

I Drink T.V while Watching Coffee.

I Switch Off Bed when I lay on Lights.

I Eat Mobile while Talking on Apple.



Confused?


In short,
My Exams are Near. :-)

We act Without Thinking

Most of the Problems in Life are Because of Two Reasons.

Firstly,

We act Without Thinking.

And

Secondly

We keep Thinking Without Acting.

Karachi Police Headquarters

NEWS ALERT:

Karachi Police Headquarters has confirmed this information.

Sohrab Goth & Al-Asif Square k Aas Paas K ilaaqay may kuch Hotels per Sawat & Malakand K Khaas log mojood han.

Jinki Lambi Lambi Daarhi (beard) hai.
Un k Baray mai Khabar hai k Woh.
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Afghani Tikka bohat Acha Banatay hain. :-)

Remix Version of TWIST

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

when they all leave u

U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.

give u an endless row of kisses

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

LEKIN iss main GIRAH aajati

Dosti ka rishta
NAZUK DHAGAY ki tarah hota hai.
gar DHAGA TOOT jae to JUR jata hai
LEKIN iss main GIRAH aajati hai !!!

mai gira to masla bankar

usko chhota kah kar kaise bada ho jaunga,
itna jaroor hai rasta roka gaya to kafila ho jaunga.
wo giraane me lage the unhone soochoo bhi nahi,
mai gira to masla bankar fhir khada ho jaunga.

aayenge wohh aaj hume pura yakin hai

Raat chirago se saja rakhi hai,
Shart aaj apne app se laga rakhi hai...
aayenge wohh aaj hume pura yakin hai,
isilye aaj kayamat se bhi thodi mohlat mang rakhi hai.

Mere Shohar Ghar

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mara Tum ne.
Woman:Mujhey kya Pata Daako Tha
Me Samjhi Mere Shohar Ghar Der Se Aye Hai

Kyunki Dunya Tou Gol Hai

Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo,
Ke Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo'n Kono Me Phel Jaye ...
SAnta- ''Aisa Nai Ho Sakta''Kyunki Dunya Tou Gol Hai

KHUDA humari DOSTI sada salamat rakhe

Kash sach yeh mera sapna ho jaye,
Jan se bhi pyara DOST apna ho jaye,
KHUDA humari DOSTI sada salamat rakhe,
Warna lafz-e-dosti hi FANA ho jaye.

yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho

Har sagar ke do kinare hote hain,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hain,
yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho,
Kyunki zindagi mein yaadon ke bhi sahaare hote hain....

Jinhe nazar Zhukake

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

EK clerk Kissing kar Raha tha

EK clerk offiCe me Apni Partner Ke saath
Kissing kar Raha tha. . .!!
Achanak Boss kamray me Enter hua,
Or Clerk kO Is haaL Me dekh kar Kaha,
Kya tumhain iss kaaM Ki tankhwa Di jati hai?

Is a new chapter of life

Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments 4 life
I wish 2day all the good
Moments approach
Why to make your day joyful
Good Morning

Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Jab apke sath guzara

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

Is umeed ke saath

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

that’s a mirror

Santa at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Santa ne pilot sai head phone chheena,
tou wo chilaya:Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa:Wah bhai ticket hum khareedain
aur gaany tu akela sunay!

You Can Touch Each Other

Relation Between Men&Women
As On Now Days :-
You Can Touch Each Other
But You Cannot
Touch Each Other?s Mobiles . .

the end which is

That friendship will not continue

to the end which is

begun for and end.

marriage of hearts

Friendship is

the union of spirits,

a marriage of hearts,

and the bond thereof virtue.

when you have an argument

A simple friend

thinks the friendship over

when you have an argument.

A real friend

it’s not a friendship

until after

you’ve had a fight.

The secret of success is

The secret of success

is 2% inspiration

and

98% dedication

and

determination.

courage to pursue them

All our dreams can come true,

if we have the courage to pursue them

kisses could fly

If kisses could fly,

I would just send one

Just to say Good night!

Much Love

it can be given in any occasion

A hug is a gift

one size fit all

it can be given in any occasion

so I am send you this hug

to tell you I love you.

only stunned to you

Allow me to whisper.

No matter who I am Thinking,

my heart will always and

only stunned to you.

never forget me

you are the best!

it does not have guarantee

Never give yourself to some one

cos love is varied

it does not have guarantee,

we play cos it’s a game of intelligence

need hard work to get inside a person.

make it special

Every night comes an end

to have good morning

and I sms you to make it special.

When tears flow in your eyes

When things go wrong.

When sadness fills your heart.

When tears flow in your eyes.

always remember 3 things

1—GOD

2—UR PARENTS

3—MY SINCERE PRAY

kuch Dil mein ghabrahat hoti hai

Aao tu bataein tum ko
kya cheez Muhabbat hoti hai
insaan K Dil par insaan ki
pakeeza hukumat hoti hai
kuch husn mein sajawat hoti hai
kuch 'ISHQ' mein chahat hoti hai
kuch aankhein ishara karti hain
kuch Dil mein ghabrahat hoti hai
bas yun hi Muhabbat hoti hai

Palkien har bar bheg jiengi

Zindagi kis tarha bitao gy paas jab humain na paogy
Din main tanhaiyan satayian gi rat ko chonk k uth jao gy
Rat bhr nend kyun nahi ati tum khud bhi samaj na pao gy
Log puchaingay is tanhai ka sabab kya chupao gy kya batao gy
Palkien har bar bheg jiengi jb kbhi khul k muskurao gy

hume her haal main tum se

Nigahon ke samander ka thikana chahte hain hum
hamey tum se mohabat hai batana chahte hain hum
Hume achi nahi lagti kisi mosum ki shadabi
tumhein bas apni sanso mein basana chahte hain hum
hamara ghar tu roshan hai hamarey naam se lakin
tumhare naam se jivan sajana chahte hain hum
hume her haal main tum se aqidat or mohabat hai
Tumhare pas anay ka bahana chahte hain hum

jab dil na rahe bas me

is ishq mohabbat ki...kuchh he ajeeb rasme....
kabhi jeene ke vaade..kabhi marane ki kasme...

me teri mohabbat me...
har rasm nibhaunga...
apani ninde de kar...
tere kwaab sajaunga...

esa hi hota he..jab dil na rahe bas me...
kabhi jeene ke waade.kabhi marane ki kasme...

muhbat mar nahi sakti

agar hum hasraton ki qabar pe hi dafan ho jayen jana.

tu kutbe pe likh dena muhbat mar nahi sakti..

Aur Ammi Kahan hain?

BABLOO: Allah Kary Mama ki ZABAN CUT Jaye.
Rozana Dant'ti Hain.
AGLY DIN ZABAN CUT JATI HAI!

BABLOO: Allah Kary Bhai ka HAAT TOOT Jaye
Mujhy Tang krty hain.
AGLAY DIN TOOT JATA HAI!

BABLOO: Allah Mere BAAP ko UTHA LE Bohat MARTAY hain.
AGLAY DIN ABBA GHAR AATA HAI.

BABLOO: Aapko Kuch Nahi hua?

ABBA: Nahi.

BABLOO: Aur Ammi Kahan hain?

ABBA: Parros Mai Basheer Sahab ki Death ho Gayi hai,
Wahan Gayi hain! :-D

Happy Bakra EID in Advance

A Msg Received By Govt of Pak From an Unknown Num.


29 Nov 2009 Pakistan k Liye Bohat Bhayanak Din Hoga.

Jo Saari Dunya k Liye Ek Khofnaak Misaal Ban Jaega.

Humare Log Pakistan k Konay Konay Mai Phail Gaye Hain.
Aur Apne Auzaron k Saath Tayyar Hain.
Suraj Tulu Hotay He Pakistan Mai Khoon ki Nadiyan Bahengi.
Ek Bhi

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Janwar Nahi Bachayga. :-)

I think I'm the First Person to Wish you Eid Greetings.

Happy Bakra EID in Advance.

To Sab Yaad Aagaye

Bohat Dinon Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Doston Ko!




Faraz...





Aaj Lafz BEGHAIRAT Suna To Sab Yaad Aagaye. :-)

Sending this BAKRA as a EID Gift

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Wishing you a Bakra Eid Mubarak.

And Sending this BAKRA as a EID Gift. :-)

Tab Bhi Aise He Tang Karta Tha

Jab Main Chhota Tha Na!!!

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Tab Bhi Aise He Tang Karta Tha. :-)

Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Agly Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya Oaas Karengi...!

Same Way in Life

Full Stop Is Not the End,

Because we can Write a New Sentence after it.

Same Way in Life

Failure is not the Real End.

But it is the Beginning of New Success.

Wish you Many such Smiling Moments in Your Life

Smile is Complete, When it
Begins With Your Lips,

Reflect in Your Eyes,

And

End with a Glow on Your Face.

Wish you Many such Smiling Moments in Your Life. :-)

That Was the Deal

Man to a Friend: I Gifted My Wife a Diamond Necklace and She didn't Speak to Me For a Month.


Friend: Why! That's very Foolish of Her.


Man: Well, That Was the Deal. :-P

If He is a Billionaire

Husband: Can a Women Make a Man Millionaire?






Wife: Yes! If He is a Billionaire...! :-)

The magic of wet red leaves

The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves…
“Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”

PROMISES and MEMORIES

Best difference between PROMISES and MEMORIES…

PROMISE: we break them..
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MEMORIES: they break us.

In every second of time

I miss you in every beats of heart,

In every blink of my eyes,

In every second of time and

In every moment of the Day !

even when the whole is threatening to fall

Sometimes we fall in love so deep

that we find it so hard to climb out

even when the whole is threatening to fall,

remember despite all our problems

I love you always.

Last nights I saw

Last nights I saw a lots of bright star

and I choose you from

the group of star

Bcoz you are so sweet.

wanted to hear cool music

Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?

Banta: I give up.

Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

change the past

Forgiveness does not change the past,

but it does enlarge the future.

come to me near

You are sweeter than honey,

Purer than milk,

Softer than flower.

Since I have you, as my lover,

come to me near,

I’ll kiss your lips without fear.

Having you is treasure,

Be with me for ever!

love still colors your world

the loveliest day comes when

you wake up and find that

love still colors your world

thru people who truly care

and never fail to remember you.

express my feelings

I know its ur birthday 2day..

i am sure u’ll give me treat in a big hotel..

so i shall talk to u in person there,

coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS

Me for You

Tea for Sugar.

Sugar for Tea.

You for Me.

Me for You.

Hope this 2010 bring happiness for you Dear

Memorable moments are celebrate together,

You are my best friend for now & forever.

Make me miss you even more this new year,

Hope this 2010 bring happiness for you Dear.

All your problems will be finish

New Year brings just happiness not tear,

Everybody loves only you dear.

All your problems will be finish,

It’s for you my special new year wish.

Star is mine BUT Galaxy is yours

world is mine
BUT
Universe is yours.

Star is mine
BUT
Galaxy is yours.

Mars is mine
BUT
Planets are yours.

You are mine
BUT
I am yours.

Play like you have never lost

Laugh like you have never cried,

Play like you have never lost,

Love like you have never been hurt,

And

Live like there is no tomorrow…!

Life – love

Life + love = happy

Life – love = sad

adding above 2,

Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad

So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad

the moon is beautiful

I look at the moon

the moon is beautiful

I look at you

i..i…

I rather look at the moon again

I LOVe THREE THINGS

I LOV THREE THINGS

1….PIZZA

2……PEPSI

3……….U

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PIZZA TO EAT

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PEPSI TO DRINK

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AND U

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OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO

TO CLEAN THE TABLE

Please don’t mind

Love is blind

Be very kind

when I kiss you

Please don’t mind.

Five rules of girls

Five rules of girls

1: Love me but don’t touch me

2: Touch me but don’t kiss me

3: Kiss me but don’t use me

4: Use me but don’t forget me

5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

Friends I can make but none as sweet as you

Words are few, yet heart is true.

Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.

When God gave friends he was fair

But when I got you, I got more than my shares.

I may run out of jokes to tickle you

I may run out of SMS to text you,

I may run out of credit to call you,

I may run out of jokes to tickle you,

but my heart will never run out of

space to accomodate you.

Why you keep sending me SMS?

Are you idiot?

Why you keep sending me SMS?

Who gave my number to you?

Never message me again.

Did I ever said that.

Than why don’t you sending SMS.

Do not let the animal in me come out

A small argument between a couple turns violent.

Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!

Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

with sugar of sweet wishes

Please have a coffee of warm SMS

with sugar of sweet wishes

prepared specially for you

at this cold morning from me.

Never mind if sugar is little,

Bcoz I’ve prepared it for the 1st time.

Good Morning.

Moral: Take evrything positively

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively

Mujhe Kitna Satatay Ho

Kabhi Bejaan Lamhoon Par
Tumhari Yaad Holay Se.

Koi Sargoshi Karti Hay
Ye Palkain Bheeg Jaati Hain.

Do Aansoon Toot Girtay Hain
Main Palkoon Ko Jhukata Hon.

Bazahir Muskurata Hon
Faqat itna He Kehta Hon.

Mujhe Kitna Satatay Ho.
Mujhe Tum Yaad Aatay Ho.

Ye Sakoon Aur Qarar Bhi

Ye Manzalen Ye Rastey
Meri Har Khushi Terey Wastey.

Ye Sakoon Aur Qarar Bhi
Meri Aashqi Terey Wastey.

Kabhi Ghum Na Tery Qareeb Ho
Tujhy Har Khushi Naseeb Ho.

Meri Iltaja Tery Wasty
Meri Har DUA Tery Wasty.

Meri Dharkanen Mera Pyar Tu
Sabhi Chahten Tery Wasty.

Doctor's Prescriptions are Impossible to Read?

Why Doctor's Prescriptions are Impossible to Read?
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Because They All have an Exclusive msg only for the Chemist:
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"Maine Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Tumhari Bari."

Happy Terrorism Holidays

Har Roz Kisi Shehar Mein Hotay hain Dhamakay Faraz...




Rehti Hia Meray Dais Main Yun Shabraat Musalsal.

* Happy Terrorism Holidays *

huye jis pey meharaban tum koi Khush nasib hoga

kabhi mujh ko saath lekar, kabhi mere saath chal kar
woh badal gaye achaanak meri zindagi badal kar

huye jis pey meharaban tum koi Khush nasib hoga
meri hasaratein to nikalin mere ansuuon mein Dhal ke

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

"S I R F
T U M"

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

Zakhm Bharta hi Nahi Teri JUDAAI ka Magr

Ashk Girtay hain to her Saans PIGHAL Jati hay,
De k Ek Dard Naya her Shaam DHAL Jati hay,

Tujh ko Seenay say Laga ker Milay Jannat ka Sakoon,
Tujh say Bichrron to Meri Jaan NIKAL Jati hay,

Ishq Kuch Aisay Mitata hay NISHAN-E-HASTI,
Jaise k Raat Ujaalay ko NIGAL Jati hay,

Tu Agar Dil pay Meray Hath hi Rakh De to,
Toot’ti Saans Bhi Kuch Dair SANBHAL Jati hay,

Zakhm Bharta hi Nahi Teri JUDAAI ka Magr,
Phir Teri YAAD Naya Dard UGAL Jati hy..

ghar acha nahi lagta

nahi masroof main itna k ghar ka rasta bhoolon.

Koi jab muntazir na ho to ghar acha nahi lagta..

WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?

WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?



















OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A fRiEnD wHeN LoVeR Is in ThE LiNe.

maa ki shadi

Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

jb wo sirf 7 month ka tha

Owa owa owaon Owaon ami Owaan
faraz...

hom ahon ahon aen
aen ahon papa...

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Ye tha faraz k bachpan ka sher jb wo sirf 7 month ka tha... ;->

"Faraz" ko maaf kr dein

Faiz

Saghar

Iqbal

Jalib

Mohsin

Saher

Meer

Ghalib

Aatish

Nasir

Qateel

Akbar

Bashir bdr

Noshi gilani

Parvin shakir

Fakhra batool

Wasi

Amjad islam

Saleem kosar

Kafe azmi

Momin

Hafeez jalndhri

Qasmi

Wasiq

Hafiz

Daagh

Hasrat

Aur
AMJAD
ki appeal hy k

"Faraz" ko maaf kr dein. . . ;->

Larki us ashiq ko to maaf ker

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V're tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V're the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE

Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->

ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai

Mohabbat
K Sapney
Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton
Ko Mujh Ko
Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon
Me KajaL
Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon
Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai...

Kay Jaisay Taiz Hawa Mai Chiragh Jalta Hai

Usay Ganwa K Ma Zinda Hoon Iss Terhan “Mohsin”
Kay Jaisay Taiz Hawa Mai Chiragh Jalta Hai”

kabhi lamha bhar ki bhi guftugoo meri uss ke saath na ho saki

Tere jaesa mera bhi haal tha na sukoon tha na qaraar tha
yahi umr thi mere humnashee ke kisi se mujhko bhi pyaar tha

mae samajh raha hun teri kasak tera mera dard hae mushtarak
issi ghum ka tu bhi aseer hae issi ghum ka mae bhi shikaar tha

faqat ek dhun thi ke raat din usi khwab -zar mein ghum rahein
wo suroor aesa suroor tha wo khumaar aesa khumaar tha

kabhi lamha bhar ki bhi guftugoo meri uss ke saath na ho saki
mujhe fursatein na mil saki, wo hawa ke ruth pe sawaar tha

People Say That

Keep A Special Place For Me In Ur HEART
Not In Ur MIND
Keeping Me In Ur MIND Could Be DANGEROUS For U
Becoz People Say That
I’m MIND BLOWING.

After the rest of night

As the sun shone on the dawn
I awoke with such delight
Today, ’twas as another day
After the rest of night.

Good Morning

right now is the time to begin

Keep up your spirits to cheer yourself
Don’t let the gloomies win.
A happy soul will get well fast,
And right now is the time to begin…

Because only gold can hold a diamond

Old friends are gold!

New friends are diamonds!

If you get diamonds,

don’t forget gold.

Because only gold can hold a diamond.

Love People before you lose them

Realize things before it’s too late.

Accept things than delay them.

Love People before you lose them.

Life just comes once.

Love it while you live it.

In painful moments,

In happy moments, praise God.

In difficult moments, seek God.

In quite moments, worship God.

In painful moments, trust God.

In every moment, thanks God.

It is true God bless everyone in life

and fulfill everyone’s wishes

They are YOUR LOVE & CARE

Before you came in my life,

I just need Food, Water & Oxygen to live.

But now including these,

I also need 2 more things to be alive.

They are YOUR LOVE & CARE!!!

listen it

A song for you, listen it

O OO OOO OOOO

OOOOO OOOOOO

OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOO Huzoor

13 13 13 Suroooooor

Focut me to aisa hi milega.

Grow this rose of beauty within

It may blossom in the spring,

when the Sun shines in,

and birds do sing.

Grow this rose of beauty within,

as thorns spring forth,

at a new days end.

From lessons of life,

this love will shine through,

and

God has created a most beatiful You.

COCACOLA ke liye ASH

soft drink ambassadors

PEPSI ke liye Kareena,

THUMBSUP ke liye Akshay,

FANTA ke liye Rani,

COCACOLA ke liye ASH.

HARPIC ke liye you.

Ha!ha!ha!

one good guide enough for success

one candle enough to cut darkness.

one true friend enough to make life happy.

one good guide enough for success.

one SMS from you enough to make me smile.

Keep the Friend close

Daily SMS Packages

Ek SMS ROZ,

Keep the Friend close,

Ek din me panch,

Dosti pe na aye aanch,

Ek din me dus,

meli Dosti ka rus,

Ek din me bees,

Yaar tung mat kar plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

mera jivan kora kagaz

My Love Story
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mera jivan kora kagaz, kora hi rah gaya

brightness and intelligence

As years go by

you may lose your

hair, teeth and eyes sight

but not the

Talent, Smartness, brightness and intelligence

bcoz you can lose only what you have.

butter for bread

You are for me as a

cheese for pizza,

passport for visa,

butter for bread,

needle for thread,

cream for cake,

water for lake,

leaf for tree,

and

friend for me.

you will be the strongest person

When love is your greatest weakness,
you will be the strongest person in the world.

A better person will always be in dreams

A good person will always be in memory.
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A better person will always be in dreams.
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But the best person will always e in my heart.

Aapko, Oonchi, Lambi, Khubsoorat Aankhon Wali,

DUA...

Allah Aapko,

Oonchi,

Lambi,

Khubsoorat Aankhon Wali,


Gulabi Honton Wali,


Mazboot Jism Wali,


"GAAYE"

Qurbani K Liye Naseeb Farmaye. :-)

Aameen.

Aaj FARAZ Apni Wife k Sath

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Aaj koi Bad-Tameezi na karay.


Kyon K

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Aaj FARAZ Apni Wife k Sath Sasural Ja Raha Hai :-)

Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Mausam Ne Li Angrai,

Aur Humne Orhi Razai,

Ice-Cream se Hui Larrai,

Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,

Cold Drink se Mun Morr Liya,

Coffee Se Nata Jorr Liya,

Happy Winter Season.

Have a Happy "DIALOGUE DAY"

Have a Happy "DIALOGUE DAY"


Dedicate a Famous Dialogue to ME.

Send This Message to Friends and Enjoy Cool Replies.

But Reply Me First.

Sardi Ka Mausam

Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,

Moongphali Ki Bahar,

Sardi Ka Mausam,

Aany Ko Beqarar,

Thori Si Masti,

Thora Sa Pyaar,

Maflar, Sweeter Rakho Tayyar,

Happy Winter Season Mere Yaar.

kabhi lamha bhar ki bhi guftugoo meri uss ke saath na ho saki

Tere jaesa mera bhi haal tha na sukoon tha na qaraar tha
yahi umr thi mere humnashee ke kisi se mujhko bhi pyaar tha

mae samajh raha hun teri kasak tera mera dard hae mushtarak
issi ghum ka tu bhi aseer hae issi ghum ka mae bhi shikaar tha

faqat ek dhun thi ke raat din usi khwab -zar mein ghum rahein
wo suroor aesa suroor tha wo khumaar aesa khumaar tha

kabhi lamha bhar ki bhi guftugoo meri uss ke saath na ho saki
mujhe fursatein na mil saki, wo hawa ke ruth pe sawaar tha

so I never walk alone

When it’s winter in the Valley
and my breath hangs in the air,
The snow will crunch beneath my feet
and glisten in the air.
The stars at night light up my world
so I never walk alone;
It’s clear and crisp and beautiful
in the Valley I call home.

Yah mujh main dukh

Hansi ko main sun k ek bar chonk utha “Faraz”
Yah mujh main dukh chhupany ka kamaal kesy aa gya!!!

Kuch to hai kay jis ki kami si hai Waris

Mukammal kartey kartey jis ko adhoora choor dia
Terey haathoon ki bani hoi woh tasveer hon mein

Aik terey siwa sab kuch to hai paas merey
Kiun kay ab terey liye shayed buhat haqeer hoon mein

Kuch to hai kay jis ki kami si hai Waris
Haan! muhabbat kay maamley mein aik faqeer hoon mein.

My heart will be your shelter

From this day forward,
You shall not walk alone,
My heart will be your shelter,
And my arms will be your home.

with the sky shinning so blue

I don’t know what to do
to get next to you
with the sky shinning so blue
it makes me fell lost
I’ll try at any cost..

HOW CLOSE WE HOLD A FRIEND

WHEN DAYS R FILLED WITH SUNSHINE
HOW CLOSE WE HOLD A FRIEND,
IT’S GOOD TO SHARE THE LAUGHTER
AND DREAMS THAT HAVE NO END.

tu mujhko paane ki khuhaish rakhti ho lakin

khamosh raaho mien tera saath chahiye
tanha hai mera hath,tera haath chahiye

mujhko mere muqadar per itna yakeen too hai
tujhko bhi mere lafz, meri baat chahiye

mien khud apni shairi ko kiya acha kehta
mujhko teri tareef, teri daad chahiye

tu mujhko paane ki khuhaish rakhti ho lakin
jeene ke liye teri mulaakat chahiye!!!!

ky ab hayaat pa tara bhi ikhtyaar nahi

Ya kis mukaam pa puhncha dya zamany na
ky ab hayaat pa tara bhi ikhtyaar nahi

ab to sahraa ma bhi ge nahi lagta

shahar k sub log thahry ajnabi
zindgi tu mujha kb raas aay gi
ab to sahraa ma bhi ge nahi lagta
dil ki warani kahan la jaay gi.

Tumhaari ye Sharaarat aaj tak hay Naqsh darrkan pe

Binaa Juurm-o-Khataa khood ko Koi aisi sazaa dena.
Bohut mushkil hay meri jan tumhe yaksar bhula dena.

Mere Mawlaa agar tu ne Doobaara Zindagai bakhshi.
Bass Itni guzaarish hay mujhey Pathar banaa dena.

Main zehni tawar par khood kho zara tayaar karlongi.
Bicharr jane se kuch Pehle hamdam mujhe bata dena.

Tumhaari ye Sharaarat aaj tak hay Naqsh darrkan pe.
Dabbey Pawoon chaley aana Mera Jhoomka Hila dena.

All the blessings a life can unfold

May you have all the joy your heart can hold
All the smiles a day can bring
All the blessings a life can unfold
May you have Gods best in everything.

Flowers splash with color

Flowers splash with color
Perfect treasures of art
More than a feast for the eyes
Their beauty reaches the heart.

I had locked the door and tossed the key

I had locked the door and tossed the key
As hard, and as far as I could
Love would never enter there again
My heart was closed for good.

If you want to protect your face from dust

BEAUTY TIP:

If you want to protect your face

from dust, sunrise and other such things,

then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion

with 7 years guarantee!

keep increasing my asset every day

Your smile is a biggest asset to me,

and I want my asset to increase every day,

So keep smiling and

keep increasing my asset every day.

Think Smart, Think Positive,

Think Big,

Think Smart,

Think Positive,

Think Beautiful,

just Stop?

It’s too long for you.

So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.

Life without friends is like rootless tree

Life without love is like a fruitless tree,

but

Life without friends is like rootless tree.

Tree can live without fruit but not without root!

nobody teach me to think of you

Nobody teaches the fish to swim,

a birds to fly,

a cows to moo,

a dogs to bark.

They just do

&

nobody teach me to think of you

I just do

Carry a touch that never hurts

Carry a heart that never hates,

Carry a smile that never fades,

Carry a touch that never hurts,

and always

Carry a relationship that never breaks.

A smile not from the lips but from the heart

Of all the smiles you received today,

there is a smile you didn’t receive.

A smile not from the lips

but from the heart,

a smile that came from me to you.

I love the sun

I love the air,

because it touches you.

I love the sun,

because it falls on you.

I love my heart,

because it loves you

your smile itself is a reason

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;

Not because life is full of reasons to smile

but because your smile itself is a reason

for many others to smile.

Jis larki ko bhejo ge

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz...,
Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo foran set ho jayegi. ;^>

:-:

sari dunia kahe gi

Hamesha,

Apni pasand k raste per chalo,

Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,

Apne alfaz me baat kro.

Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.

Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"bagairat kisi di nai sunda"

tere Dramay khatam nhi hotey

*~ Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafaon Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar ~* MERE D0ST

*~ Ek t0u pehle he itni tension hy Oper se tere Dramay khatam nhi hotey ~

Hum Aap ko yad kr k soty hain

Purani kahawat hai k,
sotay waqt koi tension lay kr nahi sona chahiye,
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Hum Aap ko yad kr k soty hain...!

Good nigt.

the remaining half of our life

Education is an organized system

through which we waste half of our life

to learn how to waste

the remaining half of our life!

found in billions

Friend like you found in billions

so you better take care of yourself

as I m not in a mood

to search another billion

for finding another like you!

I want a daily sunrise in my life

When you smile it like a sunrise to me.

and I want a daily sunrise in my life.

so…

so….

so…..

so……

so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G

Well it happens to be true

Although its quite a statement,

Well it happens to be true.

The best friend I ever had,

I am glad to say its you!

can conceive and believe

what ever a mind of a man

can conceive and believe

is achievable.

Moon is unapproachable

Stars are too far,

Sun is too hot.

Moon is unapproachable,

so God especially made friends like you,

so that I can say

“I have my own little universe”

Put your mobile also into well

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well and

Put your mobile also into well,

Bcoz you are not Messaging me Well

If I was dog and you were flower

If I was dog and you were flower

If I was dog and you were flower

I would raise my leg and give you a shower!

difficult to end

Love is like a war,

easy to start,

difficult to end.

What do you want

peace or war?

I bent down threw a coin & made a wish

You & me went to a wishing well.

I bent down threw a coin & made a wish.

You bent down a little more n fell into well.

I shouted Aaila.. IT WORKS

bears the sweetest fruits

When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones

The pain is really when u live without them

The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.

just because it settles the question

When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!

its an opportunity for u to know that

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

never be able to replace u

I have tried to move on
but with every guy
I feel more & more
like I’ll never be able to replace u.
And the sad thing is…
I know I have already been replaced

A man who is not wise at the age of 40

A man who is not beautiful at the age of 20 is never beautiful
A man who is not strong at the age of 30 is never strong
A man who is not wise at the age of 40 is never wise
– Nepolian

Bakra Eid Celebrations

A Wish of Happy Eid Celebrations,

Wrapped with Sincerity,

Tied with Care,

And

Sealed with Dua.

To Keep You and Your Family Blessed.

Advance Eid Mubarak!

Sab Tere Gunaahon ki Saza Hai

Last Night I had a Dream.

I was Walking to an Angel

I asked him "Why I've a Friend Like you?"


He Replied:


"Sab Tere Gunaahon ki Saza Hai." :-)

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.

Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

" Thaaaaaaa "
Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu vajji a?

Usne kaha: Nai.

Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu vajji a?

Wo B Bola: Nai.

Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e vajji oou.

When U see the Mirror and U

Diff b/w Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

And

When I look at U and I also dont laugh thats called Patience.

Try to utilize this gap and laugh

Our Life Begins with our CRY.

And Ends with Another Cry.

Try to utilize this gap and laugh as much as possible Between these Cries...

Keep Smiling!

A Silent Message for all Pakistanis

When USA attacked Sudan, Afghanistan, Iraq, I kept silent because I was safe.

Today when USA is attacking North West PAKISTAN, I am deaf & blind because I live in other province.

The day is not far when you and me will be Victim and there will be no one left to cry for us.

A Silent Message for all Pakistanis.

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gaya

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gaya or 1 ghante Baad Nikla.
Bahar Betha Jamadar Bola:
20 Rupay Bhai Ji.

Admi Bola:
Kamine Main Bathroom Me Betha Tha,
NET CAFÉ Me Nahi.

Histry of Pakorey :

Histry of Pakorey:
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac'che The To Baloach Bola





"PAKO REY" ..=D ;)

Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

apni sari girlfriend mare liye choor dy

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye choor dy.;->

Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya 'Fayaz'

Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dain...
To wo Bolin:
Smack That
All on the Floor
Smack That...!

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne

*THOUGHT OF THE DAY*

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se germs mar jatay hain.
Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki Dead bodies to paani mai he rehti hain na;-)

Its Not The Matter Of Your Position

The Size Of Candles May Differ But They Yeild The Same BRIGHTNESS
Its Not The Matter Of Your Position, But Your Ability That SHINES ... (=

Dare to Face anything in Your Mysterious Life

Without Tasting the Worst situation,
No one can Taste the Best things of Life...

Dare to Face anything in
Your Mysterious Life

Efforts r always there to suport u

A paper flying in air is due to its luck.
Bt a bird is flying due to its eforts.
So if luck is not with you.
Efforts r always there to suport u.

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I'm Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I'm Always With U.

Police ne usko rok liya

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun


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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun

Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna

Waldai'n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei'n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei'n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare'n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake'n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye'n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye'n Tou Humara Sahara Ban'na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!

a Smile iS Hard 2 Find

A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn
But
a Smile iS Hard 2 Find
Rupee Loses iTs Value
Smile Increases iTs Worth
I Lost a Rupee Wen I sms U
But
Who Cares
iF I Won uR Smile ;->

Meine mummy papa ke saath

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

every night he enjoyed

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...











"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Just Imagine she Came Back

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!



For details visit:



www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)

deedar mein milaawat

chahre ka nisf hissa zer-e-naqaab kar k...

karte hain husan waley deedar mein milaawat!

kisi ne bhool kr apna liya

apni taqdeer mein to kuch aisay he silsilay likhay hain.

koi apna kr bhool gya,kisi ne bhool kr apna liya.

For this I did pray

Good morning my friend
It’s a new day
I hope things get better
For this I did pray..

(Good Morning & Have A Nice Day)

I miss you my darling

Hurry back to me love
My body aches for your touch
I miss you my darling
You can’t know how much…

Tere Hijr Main Or Mujhe Kia Karna Hai

Cherey Perhta, Aankhain Likhta Rehta Hoon
Main Bhi Kaise Batain Likhta Rehta Hoon ?

Saray Jism Darakhtoon Jaise Lagtay Hain
Or Bahoon Ko Shakhain Likhta Rehta Hoon

Tujh Ko Khat Likhnay K Taiwar Bhool Gayee
AArhi Tirchee Satrain Likhta Rehta Hoon

Tere Hijr Main Or Mujhe Kia Karna Hai
Tere Naam Kitabain Likhta Rehta Hoon

Jaane Kya Usko Logonse Thi Shikayatein

Sab Se Chhupa Ke Gum Jo Wo Muskura Diya,
Uski Hansi Ne To Aaj Mujhko Rula Diya,

Lehje Se Uth Rahi Thi Har Ke Dard Ki Daastan,
Chehra Bata Raha Tha Ke Sab Kuch Ganwa Diya,

Awaz Mein Thehrav Tha, Aankhon Mein Nami Thi,
Aur Keh Raha Tha Ke Maine Sab Kuch Bhula Diya,

Jaane Kya Usko Logonse Thi Shikayatein,
Tanhaiyon Ke Des Mein Khudko Basa Diya,

I appreciate everything that you’ve done

Happy Birthday to my beautiful
I love you more than you know
I appreciate everything that you’ve done
Even if I don’t let it show
Happy Birthday to my beautiful
I’m so proud of you
Intelligence, responsibility, and beauty
You have finally made it through

Roshan soraj bhi chaand ki khatr doob jata ha

Muhabat ma sar ko jhuka dana koi mushkil nahi “Faraz”

Roshan soraj bhi chaand ki khatr doob jata ha..

age of drinks

age of drinks;

1 to 3 milk

3 to 8 cerelac

9 to 13 horlicks

14 to 25 bear

26 to 40 whisky

41 to 60 tonic

after 60 anytime

“GANGA JAL”

It might have something to do with

If you suddenly smile & feel

good & you are not quite sure why.

It might have something to do with

the little prayer I just sent your way!!

No man in this world is rich enough

No man in this world is rich enough

to buy his own past.

Enjoy each moment of your life

before it gets beyond reach.

Have Good Day!

to see your evergreen smile forever

If each leaf of a tree is your smile

then I promise you my dear,

I will water it through out my life

to see your evergreen smile forever

my lips near your face

1 evening I will come to you room,

lock the door,

turn off the lights,

join you in bed.

I’ll come closer to you,

my lips near your face….

and

I’ll shout: have a great night

Patience is not the ability to wait

Patience is not the ability to wait

but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting,

knowing well that God makes everything

beautiful in his time.

What’s the geographical definition of love?

What’s the geographical definition of love?

It’s an action done by Pol-land

into Hol-land between Thai-land,

occasionally with a little help from Greece!

when your thought comes to my mind

It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,

It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,

It is my Heart which does both

when your thought comes to my mind.

your passion to get things done

Leadership is not about the size of your office

or

title on your business card.

Its about the depth of your commitment

&

your passion to get things done.

one without a dream

The poorest man on earth

is not the one without money,

but is the one without a dream.

on the branch of a tree

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree

doesn’t get frightened by the shaking branch,

b’cse the bird trusts not the Branch,

but its Wings!!

Titanic on the other hand

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.


In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)

Is Liye Main Aapke Liye

Aap Mere Sab Se Pyaare Dost Ho.

Is Liye Main Aapke Liye Neeche Bohat Kuch Likha Hai.


Parh Len.

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* BOHAT KUCH * :-)

You Always Love The One That Leaves You

When Someone Loves You,
You Don't Realize It.

When You Realize It,
Its Too Late.

You Always Love The One That Leaves You.
And Always Leave The One That Loves You!

Q: What is Love?

Q: What is Love?
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A: Love is When Someone Breaks Your Heart
And The Most Amazing Thing is That You Still Love Them.
With Every Broken Piece!

humse Roz NEW SMS le Liya Karo

Thora Garam Thanda Ziyada Piya Karo.

SMS Zara Naya Kiya Karo.

Agar Samajh Na Aye to Hamse Puch Liya Karo.

Hum SMS k GURU hain humse Roz NEW SMS le Liya Karo.

Main Tumko Maang Raha Hon Dua K Pardy Mai

Bari Tarap Hai Meri Iltija K Parde Mai
Main Tumko Maang Raha Hon Dua K Pardy Mai.

Uasy B Darr Hai K Yeh Raz Khul Na Jae Kahin
Likhey hai Naam Mera Woh hina k Parde Mai.

Main Uske Koochey se Guzra to yeh Mehsoos Hua
Mujhe Pukara hai Usne Hawa k Parde Mai.

Ajeeb Tarz-e-Maseehayi Usne Dikhlaya
Hayat Meri Badal Di Dua K Pardy Mai.

Is Tarah Chehre Ko Zulf Mein Chupaya Usne
K Jaise Chand Chupa Ho Ghata K Pardy Mai.

Save Your Tooth Paste

Poori Raat Jagnay Ka Faida:

Subha Uth Kar Brush Nahi Karna Parta.


Save Your Tooth Paste,
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A Public Message From:
HAKEEM MASTANAY.
Baghair Daant Waley. :-)

It is Called Sociology

Define Biology and Sociology?

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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It's Biology,

If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then
It is Called Sociology. :-)

Meri Negative he Achi

Dil se Bolon ik Baat Main Sachi.
Hum Tum Ik Raftaar k Panchi.

Dosti ye Hamari Hogi na Kabhi Kachi.
Teri Photo se to Meri Negative he Achi! :-)

Great People Great Thoughts

If Time Doesn't Wait For You.

Don't Worry!

Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life!

"Aah! Great People Great Thoughts." :-)

Subah Hogae Hai?

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( ¤ ELLO <) (>
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Uth Jao Kya Ab Aap Per Pani Phainkun to Pata Lagega k Subah Hogae Hai?


Good Morning

Kitna Badal Gaya Tu Meri Jaan

Suraj na Badla
Chand na Badla
Na Badla Ye Aasman
Kitna Badal Gaya Insaan.

(\./)
/.".) "_____— ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; )
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Kitna Badal Gaya Tu Meri Jaan.

The Big Black Bug Bite The Big Black Bear

The Big Black Bug Bite The Big Black Bear.


Read It Fast.

Nice Tongue Twister.

sweetness of an ice cream

Freshness of a rose will fade away,

wells will run dry

and

sweetness of an ice cream

will not last more than 5min

but the memories of a friend

like you will last forever

People say that smoking is not good

People say that smoking is not good

but it is the way to keep loving

cos

S=send

M=me

O=one

K=kiss

E=everyday

which is very sweet

Love is heat

which is very sweet

Love is incomplete

till two lips meet.

Mmmmuahh!

because I think of you

In the morning I do not eat

because I think of you,

at noon I do not eat

because I think of you,

in the evening I do not eat

because I think of you,

at night I do not sleep

because I am hungry

the second place winner is the first Loser

Always try to be a first place Winner,

coz the second place winner is the first Loser.

by desiring what you don’t have

Don’t spoil what you have

by desiring what you don’t have

coz what you have now

is one of the many things

you once desired for.

Good Day!

When you breathe, you respire

Medical poem

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!(what a poem!)

Open minds receive

Open Hearts receive (love)

Open minds receive (wisdom)

open hands receive (gift)

only SPECIAL PEOPLE RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE

I decided to use a permanent Marker

I made a list of Special people

in My Life with a Pencil,

When your name comes,

I decided to use a permanent Marker.

Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.

this wonderful person

Close your eyes let me pray for you.

GOD please protect and bless

this wonderful person

who is not closing his eyes

while I pray and smiling before

I even say AMEEN…..AMEEN.

Flower says LOVE me lot

Money says EARN me lot,

Time says PLAN me lot,

Flower says LOVE me lot,

Study says LEARN me lot,

SMS says SEND me lot,

And l say REMEMBER me lot.

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

She Said She Should Sit

She Said She Should Sit

She Said She Should Sit

She Said She Should Sit


READ IT FAST

You Scream We All Scream For Ice-Cream

I Scream, You Scream We All Scream For Ice-Cream



Read It Fast.

I know how V all r

Sometimes
While I m lying in bed I
think about U
I know how V all r
growing up
Struggling to make
a place in the 'big big
world'
n
How 1 day V r gonna
get busy wid Our lives
I just want U to know
th8
I m scared to lose U, I
don't want U to
change
I want U to be around
I want U to stay beside
Me
I want U to make me
laugh n smile 4ever
just like U've always
done
U'll remain special to me
4ever n ever n U r 1
of those Friends I
won't ever 4get (=

Is Your True Companion

Life's Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)

If You Even Dream Of

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I'll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)

How Can YOU Such

I Asked :
My Heart Is So Small,
How Can YOU Such
Great Sorrows In It ... ??

GOD Replied:
Your Eyes Are Even
Smaller, Yet They
Behold The World .. :)

A Little Care From Heart

T R U T H

Ppl Say Th8
Never Expect Anything
4m Others
But
The Fact Is
When V Rilli Like Some1
V Do Expect Something
4m Them
"A Little Care From
Heart" :)

Agr tum pani me duub rahy ho

Sawal hua NAMAZ Kitni
Zaruri Hy

HAZRAT ALI r.a Said
"Agr tum pani me duub
rahy ho or tumhe'n pata
ho k WAQT-e-NAMAZ hy
tou tum niyat ker lo
tmhari NAMAZ ho jayegi"

KHWAISHAT Ki Taraf Na Le Jao

Zindagi ko ZARURIAT
Mein Rakho
KHWAISHAT Ki Taraf Na
Le Jao
Zaruriyat Faqiro'n ki b
Puuri Hoti Hyn
Aur
Khwaishei'n Badshaho'n
Ki b Baqi Reh Jati Hyn
Hazrat Ali r.a

The Choice You Make Between

The Choice You Make
Between

"H A T I N G"
n
"F O R G I V I N G"

Can Make The
Story Of Your
"L I F E"


G o.O d
/\/\ o R n I n G =]

'Mind n Body'

The secret of health 4
both 'Mind n Body' is
not 2 'Mourn' 4 d past,
not 2 'Worry' abt
future, but 2 live d
present moment
'Wisely n Earnestly'

Gud A.M

More Of The Blessings

What If You Give
Someone A Gift, And
They Neglected To
Thank You For It ..
Would You Be Likely To
Give Them Another ?
Life Is The Same Way,
In Order To Attract
More Of The Blessings
That Life Has To Offer ,
You Must Truly
Appreciate What You
Already Have ...

g 0.o D
m O r N i N g =]

Stay Blessed

If You Want Excuse

Success & Excuses

Don't Walk Together ..

If You Want Excuse ..
Forget About Success

If You You Want Success ..
Don't Give Excuses

Its A Way Of Life

Look At The
Brightness Of The
Lamp ...
Not The Darkness
Underneath It ..
Optimism Isn't A
Attribute, Its A Way
Of Life ... (:

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Find ur Japanese Name:

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)

DEDICATED 2 PAKISTANI NATION

BADSHAH ne apnay WAZEER ko 1 ANGOOTHI di Aur kaha k is par 1 aisa Sentence likho
jisko main agar khushi mein dekhon to ghamgeen ho jaoun. Aur agar gham mein dekhoun to khush ho jaoun.
Wazeer ne likha....

'YE WAQT GUZAR JAYE GA'...!!"

DEDICATED 2 PAKISTANI NATION !

Q na hum unhain Surprise dain

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...

a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

May Our Relationship Always Be Full Of Life

In Life
V Don't Need
More n More
RELATIONSHIPS
What V Need
Is
More n More Life
In Our
RELATIONSHIPS .. !

May Our Relationship
Always Be Full Of Life
(=

You can't wash blood with blood

R e m e m b e r

"...Always be good with
the good
but
Never be bad with the
bad
because
You can't wash blood
with blood..."

Be The Best It

Whoever You May b
Wherever Life Leads
You
You r Always
A Mom's Child
A Dad's Dream
A Family Future
A Frend's Heart
n
Someone's Life
Be The Best It :)

Kuch Sawalo'n k Jawab Nahi Hoty

Na Maango Har Baat Per
Wazahatei'n Ae Dil-e-Nadan


Mohabbato'n Mein Kuch
Sawalo'n k Jawab Nahi Hoty

Ek Shaks Le Gaya Meri Dunya Samait Ker

Wo Kia Gaya k
Raunaq-e-Dar-o-Deewar
Gaye Mohsin

Ek Shaks Le Gaya
Meri Dunya Samait Ker

Its My MOM's Heart

Cute Answer For A
Difficult Question

Name The Court Where
All Big Sins & Faults
r 4given In a Second ?

A Small Child Smile &
Answered:
Its My MOM's Heart ... (:

mohabbat dua hai

mohabbat ki battian
mohabbat se kerna
mohabbat ka wada
wafaoun se kerna

mohabbat dua hai
dua hai mohabbat
diloun se nikaltie
sada hai mohabbat

ansoo ka qatra
zubaan hai mohabbat
ye dill janta hai
ke jaan hai mohabbat

itnay naayaab khilonay roz kahan milty hain

main ne kaha k mujhy chor do ya tor do...

wo be-wafa hans k boli:

itnay naayaab khilonay roz kahan milty hain...

wishing you a day soft as silk

wishing you a day soft as silk.

white as milk.

sweet as honey

& full of money.

may all your dreams come true.

HAPPY BIRTH DAY

It is the result of preparation

There are no secrets to success.

Not even a shortcut to success.

It is the result of preparation,

hard work, learning from failure.

It is the result of preparation

There are no secrets to success.

Not even a shortcut to success.

It is the result of preparation,

hard work, learning from failure.

5 LOVABLE WORDS

5 LOVABLE WORDS: I M ALONE WITHOUT U.

4 PLEASANT WORDS; I CARE FOR U.

3 SWEET WORDS: I LOVE U.

2 SPECIAL WORDS: MISS U.

1 IMPORTANT WORD: U.

you will listen

Nothing to say.

Nothing to write.

Nothing to send.

But I believe that,

you will listen,

read & receive

my feelings in the silence too.

Success is what I pray for you

Relation is what I share with you.

Success is what I pray for you.

Happiness is what I wish for you.

But remember is what I need from you.

Your Sweet Heart.

in a store nor under a tree

Remember,

the greatest gift is not found

in a store nor under a tree,

but in the hearts of true friends.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY my dearest friend

Though we are in the same clock

Our friendship is like the hands of clock

Though we are in the same clock,

we are not able to meet.

Even if we meet,

It is only for few minutes

But still our friendship runs non-stop…

“I”m very Important for you

How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?

“POL_TE” without “I”?

How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?

How can you “W_SH” without “I”?

see, “I”m very Important for you.

when thousands are against you

My friendship is not the thing

to hold your hand when thousands are with you.

But it’s that trust which holds your hand

when thousands are against you.

Count your life by smiles Not by tears

Count your garden by flowers,

Not by fallen leaves.

Count your life by smiles Not by tears.

When your life has reached its autumn,

Count your age by Friends not Years !

Wish you have nice day & of course good morning

M-ake the most of it.

O-pen your heart and mind.

R-emember to thank God.

N-ever frown

I-magine me

N-othing to worry.

G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day

&

of course good morning

Even Networks can’t stay without FRIENDS

voda(F)one

ai(R)tel

virg(I)n

id(E)a

relia(N)ce

in(D)icom

b(S)nl

Even Networks can’t stay without FRIENDS.

He was Selected for the Job

Height Of Sharp Mindedness

Interviewer: I shall either ask you 10 easy questions or one difficult question?

Think well before you make up your mind.

Boy: My choice is 1 difficult question.

Interviewer: Ok tell me this, What comes first, Day or Night?

The boy thought for a while and said, "Its Day, Sir"

Interviewer: How?

Boy: Sorry sir! You promised me that you will not ask a second question!

He was Selected for the Job!

no one is there up 2 catch

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal

Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"



















Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->

WAPDA ko hasil hai

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->

New scheme of school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

ticket check karne aya hun

Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->

qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

kah wo roth k bhi mujh se muskura k milta hai

yeh rakh rakhao muhabt sikha gayi hai use..

kah wo roth k bhi mujh se muskura k milta hai..

khudi bhool bathe mujhy yaad delane wale

na buhla sake hum haseen wadon ko..

khudi bhool bathe mujhy yaad delane wale..

tu subha ki hawa hai hum shaam k charagh

shayad kabhi arsa-e-ashk shub kat na sake..

tu subha ki hawa hai hum shaam k charagh..

shayad mera wajood hi tha soraj shahr main

shayad mera wajood hi tha soraj shahr main..

main bujh gaya tu kitne gahron main chale charagh.

ghum tha apne aap main jase khushbo phool main

kal dekha aik admi aata safr ki dhool main.

ghum tha apne aap main jase khushbo phool main,

na pakren daman-e-alyaas gardab-e-fana main hum

na pakren daman-e-alyaas gardab-e-fana main hum.

k badter doob kar marne se hai jeena sahare ka.

qahahe toot k ashkon main badal jate hain

waqat ki aanch pe pather bhi paghal jate hain.

qahahe toot k ashkon main badal jate hain.

wo duhaan hi na ho

ye sub moyasir-e-majood ka gumaan hi na ho.

main jis ko abr samjhta hon wo duhaan hi na ho.

main na aao tu tamasha hi na ho

yeh samjhta hai her aane wala.

main na aao tu tamasha hi na ho.

Jab wo lamhon k liay mere pass hota hai

Bas ici lamhe kuch kerb ka ahsas hota hai
Jab wo lamhon k liay mere pass hota hai
Mera nahi hai janti hoon berson se
Phir kiun her ahat per usi ka intizar hota hai

Mere hawale kerdo mere tamam khawab

Mere sawlon ka ho sake to jawab do
Kuch nahi to gay lamhon ka hisab do
Mere hawale kerdo mere tamam khawab
Phir hole se meri zindagi ko sanwar do

Main jin raston ki musafer hoon

Jane kab tak
Main jin raston ki musafer hoon
Main jis rah per chalti hoon
Peron main musafat ki takhan
Phir be karwan ki feker main jalti hoon
Main jo ptharon se takrati hoon
Main jo jungalon main kho si jati hoon
Main jo pani ki lahron ko
Lamha bher main ginti hoon
Main thak ke peron k chalon ko
Hole se jo sahlati hoon
Tab puch k kesa lagta hai
Jab taklef main koi kahta hai
Jiski tun poja kerti hai
Wo kisi aur ko acha lagta hai
Dil chahta hai
Sab katam ho jay
Aur main khamoshi main kho jaon
Per kia karon ic dil ka
Ye to pagal hai diwana hai
Ye aar gia hai ic bat per
K usko tu tunhi acha lagta hai
Pata nahi ye safer kahan tak chalta hai
Akele aur tanha mujay jalna perta hai
Jane kab tak, jane kab tak

Mujhe Daulat-E-Do-Jahaan Mile

Meraa Dard Naghma-E-Besada
Meri Zaat Zarra-E-Bay Nishaan
Mere Dard Ko Jo Zubaan Mile
Mujhe Apanaa Naam-O-Nishaan Mile
Merii Zaat Ko Jo Nishaan Mile
Mujhe Raaz-E-Nazm-E-Jahaan Mile
Jo Mujhe Ye Raaz-E-Nihaan Mile
Merii Khaamoshii Ko Bayaan Mile
Mujhe Kaayanaat Kii Saravarii
Mujhe Daulat-E-Do-Jahaan Mile

Unki Aankhon Se Kiya Nahi Seekha

Unki Aankhon Ki Baat Kiya Kerni
Unki Aankhon Se Kiya Nahi Seekha
Besabab Muskura Dena Kabhi
Phir Kabhi Yun Hee Udas Ho Jana
Khushnuma Sitaroon Sa
Apney Khuwabon Pe Chamaktey Rehna
Ya Kabhi Dil Ki Aarzoo'on Ki Maut Pe
Aik Pal Main Tarap Ke Ro Dena,
Meri Aankhon Ke Motiyon Ko Phir
Apni Aankhon Se Chun Lena....
Besabab Phir Wo Muskura Dena.....
Unki Aankhon Se Kiya Nahi Seekha ....!!!!!!!!

Bahon Main Bus Tumhary Kami Thee

Ik Pal Wo Shamain Haseeen Thi,
Wo Kerwaton Kee Ratain Haseen Thee.

Tanhaee Wo Jub Ankh Main Nammi Thee,
Sanaton Main Sanson Main Tery Khushboo Thee.

Miltey Hee Raho Tum Yunhee Hamesha,
Miltey Hee Wo Yahee Kehty Thee.

Khamoshee Chandni Ke Baichain Kerdety,
Dooriyon Main Baichain Hamary Raat Thee

Tera Wajud To Tha Her Ghary Sath Hamarey,
Bahon Main Bus Tumhary Kami Thee.

The world is full of people

Each day I meet someone new.

But never find another you!

The world is full of people,

its true..

Yet no one ever equals to you.

When you are in a crowd

Memories have their strange ways.

They leave you alone.

When you are in a crowd.

But when you are alone.

They stand around you like a crowd.

Dr.Nokia says matter is serious

My cell had accident with MOTOROLA,

Admit in LG hospital,

SAMSUNG nagar.

Dr.Nokia says matter is serious.

SMS Needed.

so plz Donate some SMS urgently.

I am missing somebody

sky is very high,

but that is blue,

I am missing somebody,

that is you.

once you try to dump your loved one

Love in life is like a boomerang,

once you try to dump your loved one

that’s when they keeps coming back

coz you are bound like a dog and its tail,

meaning once you love, you always being loved.

you can always love the person you trust

“I Trust You”

is a better compliment

than “I Love You”

because you may not always

trust the person you love

but you can always

love the person you trust.

I was just a GAME she played

I know,

She was the the most prestigious GIFT.

I ever received!

But!

Sometimes I really feel

I was just a GAME she played!

How can I spell

How can I spell s_cces without u

C_te without u

Or H_mble without u,

Even Tr_st without u,

See I can’t even La_gh without u,

I don’t know what to do without u.

If I would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow

If I would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,

I’ll spend 23 hours with you and

if you wonder what about the last hour.

In that I’ll find someone

who can take care of you

Love you always.

believing is most important in Friendship

Even if Your SMS is not coming

I think you are sending but its undelivered.

Even if you are not calling

I think you are trying but network is Busy.

Because believing is most important in Friendship.

calling your nice name so softly

A shining angel stands beside your silky bed

calling your nice name so softly

throwing flowers on you and

saying good morning

have a nice day

it’s a promise renewed every time

friend is a language of heart.

not written on paper,

not given by pledge,

it’s a promise renewed every time.

let’s be in touch forever….!!

It takes a stronger heart to continue

It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue
to love after it has been hurt…

life is full of reasons to smile

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .

if you need to laugh

Having a good laugh with a friend
like you stimulates endorphins,
the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and
you can’t find a friend like yourself,
I can lend you my mirror.

Unke Liye Nahi Hai Ding Dong

Date Par Janay K Liye,

Paan Walay Se DING DONG Maangi Thi Faraz!!!


Woh Bola...



Karte Hain Jo Kaam Wrong.
Unke Liye Nahi Hai Ding Dong. :-)

I may not live long enough

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won’t miss out letting you know
that life is worth living
with someone like you around.

To Aap Mujhe Par Kon Si Pabandi Lagatay?

Send This Msg to Your Friends
And Get Cool Replies...


"Agar Aapko Mujhpe Ek Pabandi Laganay Ka Mouqa Milta,

To Aap Mujhe Par Kon Si Pabandi Lagatay?"


Reply Fast Please.

Mera Aaj Cold Drink Peeny ka Mood hai

Lion 1 Burhiya se: Main tera khoon p Jaunga.


Buriya: Peena hai to kisi Jawan mard ka pi,
Uska Khoon Garam hoga.


Sher: Nahi, Mera Aaj Cold Drink Peeny ka Mood hai. :-)

Mun Main Chusni Lo Aur so Jao

Duniya Main Reh ker Sapno Main Kho Jao,

Kisi ko Apna Bana lo ya Kisi k Ho Jao,

Agar Kuch Bhi na Kar Sako to,

Mun Main Chusni Lo Aur so Jao.

Good Night.

Apne Dil ko Chhua to sirf Apki yaad Aayi

Sagar ko Chhua to Lehro ki Yaad Aayi,

Asman ko Chhua to Taaron ki Yaad Aayi,

Phoolo ko Chhua to Kaanto ki Yaad Aayi,

Apne Dil ko Chhua to sirf Apki yaad Aayi.

Friendship is the Life of Life

Birth is the Start of Life.
Beauty is the Art of Life.
Love is the Part of Life.
Death is the Lost of Life.

But...

Friendship is the Life of Life.

Mere Suji De Halwe

O Meri Makai di Roti,

Mere Sarson De Saag,

Mere Suji De Halwe,

Mere Lassi de Glass,

Te Aam De Achaar,

Na Msg na Miscall,

Kithe Ho Sarkar,

"I Miss U" Yar.

Main tumhein bhul jaun yeh kabhi ho nahi sakta

Main tumhein bhul jaun yeh kabhi ho nahi sakta,
Aur Tum mujhe bhula do..
Ye beghairti main hony nahi dunga
Dedicated to all my Friends..:-)

Becharay Mard (Reality About All Mens)

Lets celebrate men's day
~BECHARA~MARD~

Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye to buzdil,

Orat k agy chaly to Firon peche chale to Zan Mureed,

Orat ko kisi k sath dekh k laray to jealous or chup rahe to beghairat,

Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara or ghar me rahe to nakara,

Bachon ko dante to jaabir na dante to la parwah,

Orat ko service se rokay to Shaki mizaj na rokay to Orat ki kamai khane wala.

Akhir
Ye ßechara jae kahan?:-P
Think about it!

Jo marte hen kinaron par

Samandar mai fana hona to kismat ki kahani he,

Jo marte hen kinaron par mujhe dukh un pe hota he.

In sh0rt he want to say

ALLAMA IQBAL SAID:
Kh0l aank zamin dekh,falak dekh,fiza dekh..
Mashrik se 0bharte hue s0raj k0 zara dekh...
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.
.
.
.
In sh0rt he want to say:
Güd Mörñiñg..

Kissing is best practice for lips

Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips

wet
soft
flexible
and
reddish pink

so always keep kissing



to


sweet childrens only plzzzzz...

give me a girl friend of age "SOLA"

*Young generation ki dua*


Oh my "GOD"
oh my "MOLA"

give me one
"TOYOTA COROLA"

a mobile
"NOKIA YA MTROLA"

give me a girl friend of age "SOLA"

But girl should be
"HOT AND SHOLA"

Apni Dulhan Se Bola

Ek Bus Conductar Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi, Wo Stage Pe Sofay Pe Bethe Hue Apni Dulhan Se Bola:

"shabash khala sath Ho Kar Betho 5 ki jaga hai." ;-)

Who walks with us through the difficult part of life?

Who walks with us

through the difficult part of life?
Mom Dad?

No!

Husband Wife?

No!

Friends?

No!

One and only our slippers!!!!

So keep them safe

It’s all about understanding

Love is not about expressing with heavy words

It’s all about understanding,

A gentle touch and a pure Heart.

a very lovely night to a friend of mine

Stars have settled & moon will shine,

friendship matures like lovely wine,

a very lovely night to a friend of mine,

may your night be cool & fine

Good Night Dear

Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai

Biwi: Suniye Ji!

Aapka Azeez Dost Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai.

Aap Usay Roktay Kyon Nahi?


Shauhar: Main Kyon Rokon?


Us Kaminay Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kya?

Definition of My Friend:

Definition of My Friend:

My Medicine When I was in Pain.

My Letter when I'm Far.

My Smile when I'm Sad.

My Hanky when I Cry.

And

1 More Breath When I Die.

Ghum Bhi To Mil Gaye Thy Tamanna Kiye Baghair

Shayad Khushiyon Ka Mausam Bhi Aajaye.



Ghum Bhi To Mil Gaye Thy Tamanna Kiye Baghair.

Is Liye Faraz Har Saal Fail Hota Hai

College ki Gali Main Ajeeb Khel Hota Hai.

Class K bahany Dilon Ka Mail Hota Hai.

Notes ki Jaga I LOVE YOU Sale Hota Hai.

Is Liye Faraz Har Saal Fail Hota Hai.

Samajhdar Aadmi Kabhi Shadi He Nahi Karty

Larki Mandir Main: Hai Bhagwan!


Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do.

Bhagwan: Ghar Chali Ja Beti!

Samajhdar Aadmi Kabhi Shadi He Nahi Karty

i will be d kissing u all nyt

Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u ,
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd ,
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all nyt…
Good Night, I Love you

Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day

Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

Mat rona mere marne par a dost

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

Anday ki zardi white

Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen hen & 'URDU' pe aapko kitni mahaarat hasil hai...

Anday ki zardi white
'HOTI' hai ya
'HOTA' hai?

Rply must... ;->

1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia

=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,



Q k





Wo sUit



MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!

others get married

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

every event of your life

If you learn to translate

every event of your life

into a positive way,

you will stop being a prisoner of your past

and

become designer of your future.

I would give you the ability

If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,

I would give you the ability

to see yourself through my eyes.

Only then would you realise

how special you are to me.

The rays of sun are touching your beautiful eyes

The beautiful dreams has come true.

The little cute birds are singing for you.

The rays of sun are touching your beautiful eyes

and

disturbing you for wishing good morning.

When emotions play their role heart cries

When emotions play their role heart cries,

when heart cries it doesn’t make any sound

and a person who listens to

the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’

mechanical engineer wife calls his husband

mechanical engineer wife

calls his husband and said:

Your spare part has arrived (you become a father)

Husband replied: check it below there is Nut of Bolt.

you have the 7th sense

All people have 5 senses

some might have 6.

You are a gifted person,

you have the 7th sense.

NONSENSE

you hold the most loveliest part in my life

One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Night

Let us START with your ATM Password first

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Open your heart and mind

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day
&
of course good morning

Sometimes missing is more precious

Sometimes missing is more precious

than being together.

Becoz we miss only those

whom we don’t want to miss

my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

My eyes are eager to see you,

my ears are eager to listen you,

my lips are eager to kiss you,

and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you.

dasht se hijrat bhi nahen ki

ye dil ka parinda bhi ajab shey he keh jisne,

Pyasa bhi raha dasht se hijrat bhi nahen ki.

zindgi mangta hai tuj se

ae khuda wand tala ye kasi teri dunyia hai.

Ke zinda insan zindgi mangta hai tuj se.

Have a Good Morning & Day

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!

A cup of coffee in your hand

An ideal day should begin with
a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand &
A sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day!
Good Morning.

Disappointment are like road hump

Disappointment are like road hump,

they slow you down a bit but you enjoy

the smooth road afterward.

Don’t stay on the humps too long.

MOVE ON….

drink the water and watch the moon

I wish to be a magic man

so I can write your name in the sky,

waters and on the moon.

So that any one who will look up to the sky,

drink the water and watch the moon

in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.

If loving you is a crime

If knowing you is wrong,

I’ll choose not to be right.

If loving you is a crime,

I’ll prefer to be called a criminal.

Just to have you to myself.

Erases All Your Tensions

SMILE:
S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.

Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE

Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;

you

crush it,

twist it,

squeeze it,

beat it to pulp;

all that you’ll get is only

SWEETNESS…..!

It is the right hand that washes the left hand

Love saves when all hope is gone.

It comes in form of friendship

and offers the greatest sacrifice.

It is the right hand that washes the left hand.

Truly nothing makes most sense to me like

begining and ending my day with my love.

as long as my true present friends stay with me

Dear god,

I don’t need lot of new friends,

as long as my true present friends stay with me,

bless them all,

especially the sweetest one reading this sms.

Always remember a friend is here to share

Never try alone to take the weight of a tear

that comes out of your heart

and falls through your eyes.

Always remember a friend is here to share.

Blessing my heart will cease

When I stop thinking about you,

Blessing my heart will cease

and freeze like ice.

you mean much to me

like heaven on earth.

I love you!

Change is a Nature of life

Change is a Nature of life

but challenge is a aim of life.

so you have to challenge the changes

but not to change the challenges.

writing your thoughts on your face

A smile is a way of

writing your thoughts on your face,

telling others that they are accepted,

liked and appreciated.

so, here’s a big smile for you telling

you that you are appreciated

Lahore Lahore Aye

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.

But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.


Pata Hai Kyon?

Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain:

"Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi.
Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain."

Par
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"Lahore Lahore Aye." :-)

2 Betiyon Ki Shadi K Liye

2 Betiyon Ki Shadi K Liye,

Ek Faqeer Ko Jahaiz Ki Zaroorat hai.

Dosto! Roz 5 baar Balance Check Karen.

Aur Is Kaar-e-Khair Main Shamil Ho Jaen.


Samajh To Gaye Hogay. :-)

Jaag jao to Shor Mat karna

Oye Utho!

Ye koi Soney ka Waqt hai?
Jab dekho Sote Rehte ho.


Kya sari Zindgi So k Bitani hai?

Or haan Jaag jao to Shor Mat karna
I'm going to sleep.

GOOD NIGHT

Diabetes Na Ho Jaye Kahin

Crisis Situation!

SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY...

All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET!

OH God Diabetes Na Ho Jaye Kahin. :-)

Law Of Answering In Examination

The Law Says:
"If You Can't Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them."

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

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The Law Is

"Law Of Answering In Examination"

Mujhe Bhi Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai

Doctor Charsi se: Cigarette Noshi Insan ko Aahista Aahista Maar deti hai.

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Charsi: To Theek Hai. Mujhe Bhi Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. :-)

Happy Birthday My Sweetheart

Million's of Greetings,
Thousands of Colors,
100s of Wishes,
Kilogram's of Sweets,
Lots of Smile,

That's What I wish for you.

Happy Birthday My Sweetheart.

Logon Ki Jaib Kato

\/ \/
/\ /\
O O O O


Ye Lo Qainchiyaan

Logon Ki Jaib Kato

Aur

SMS K Liye Pese Jama Karo

Kanjusi Ki Bhi Koi Had Hoti Hai.

Have a wonderful dream tonight

Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go cause DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,

From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight…

GOOD NIGHT

hope this night shall be nice and sweet

Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now its time 2 fall asleep.

Yours eyes are weak n mouth can’t speak
So hope this night shall be nice and sweet.

Sweet dreams & Good night.

Sweet dreams will always be with u

No matter if the sky is black or blue,
No matter if there are stars or moon,

As long as your heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u.

Good Night!

For rest of the night

Sun is upset and moon is happy,
Because sun is missing U,
And moon is gonna be with U,
For rest of the night,
Have a wonderful night.

Join U in bed

One evening I’ll come 2 your room,
Lock the door,
Turn off the lights,
Join U in bed.
I’ll come closer 2 U,
My lips near your face,
And I’ll shout,
Have a great night.
“Good Night“

so anything I do for you

You’ve caught my attention,

stolen my affection

and

attracted my emotion,

so anything I do for you,

don’t mention,

but always met me at the junction,

so, our feelings can function.

Girls Are Like Apples On Trees

Girls Are Like Apples On Trees
---------------Girls----------------------------
------- -----are like apples-------------------
--------on trees. The best ones-----------
------are at the top of the tree.--------
----The boys dont want to reach------
---for the good ones because they ------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
---from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to-------
----- come along, the one who's-----------
----------- brave enough to-----------------
-----------------climb all----------------------
----------------- the way---------------------
-----------------to the top--------------------
---------------- of the tree.------------------

So Sweet. now continue your work

I know you are so so busy.

But…Take… 3 Seconds to think of me

1… …

2… …

3………………

So Sweet. now continue your work..

(MISS U)

If it comes back to you

If you love something, let it go.

If it comes back to you, its yours forever.

If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

You kissed my lips and

You kissed my lips and

I felt a flutter in my heart.

You touched my hand and

lit a spark in my body.

You stared into my eyes and

saw straight into my soul.

You put your arms around me

and I was finally complete.

the world could see how colorful is our relation

if I could pull down the rainbow,

then I would write

my n my valentine’s name on it

and put it back on its own place

so that the world could see

how colorful is our relation.

I’ve been trying so long

The Right Moment is really here

for me to tell the 3 little words

I’ve been trying so long

to say BE MY VAENTINE

more difficult to show

Its difficult to hide now

more difficult to show

I love you more than anything else

how to let you know

may be these words are not enough

but to say in-front of you, is too tough

I love you

I dream of you my queen

When i wake in the morning,

I don’t have to wonder who,

Because my first thoughts are of you.

In the stillness of the dawn,

In the fury of the storm,

I dream of you my queen,

Of things unseen,

Just you and me togrther,

I’ll love you,

Always and forever.

Friend nahi to life waste

Friend nahi to life waste

Salt nahi to food waste

Story nahi to cinema waste

Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste

Now go and BRUSH YOUR TEETH

Say E,
Say EE,
Say EEE,
Say EEEE,
Say EEEEEE,
Say EEEEEEEE,
Say EEEEEEEEEEEE,

Very Good!
Now go and BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

GOOD MORNING.

Its fed with the necessity of seeing each other

Love is born with

the pleasure of looking at each other,

Its fed with

the necessity of seeing each other,

its is concluded with

impossibility of seperation.

I hear their silence

Dear Allah!
I don't know of all the challenges my friends are facing but u know everything!

I hear their silence, U hear their plead.

I see them laughing, U see their tears.

I see when they give, U see what has been taken from them.

I see their appearance, U see the scars in their soul.

I experience their faith, U know their doubts.

I ask You to give them everything they need. Bless them abundantly for all the times to come.
(Aameen)

Always low your expectation

"Always low your expectation to gain a big goal"

love is everything

nothing in world with out love.love is everything

Just because you're smart

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

If I could rearrange the alphabet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

karayuunna kunjinente karachal nirthanvendi

karayuunna kunjinente karachal nirthanvendi amma sramichittu avathirikkave athu vazhi vanna oralodu
chetta kunju kure neramai karayyunnu
cheruthai onnu pedippichal karachal nilkkum
apol aa chettan: daaaaaaaa nirthu naaintemone ninte karachal ninte achan marichikoda engane karayan
athukettu kunjan karachil nirthi amma karayan thudangiyapol
aa pavam chettan veendum deeeee nainte mole ninodu prathiyegam parayano nirthan
eee kalathu oru ubakaravum cheithu kooda

Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi

Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na... tar mag... zopa aata... good night...

Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

tu majhi

arz,,kiya hai: tu majhi,mi tujha.........tu majhi ,mi tujha...........majhi dusri grlfriend aali,,aata ghari ja..!!

Girls in different languages

Girls in different languages,

Arabic: HURMA

Irani: DOSHEEZA

French: FURE

Hindi: KANIYA

Italian: AMITO

Mexican: MONARO

Germen: AMISA

In our SINDHI?

HATIT WAH JI CHHORI AA..

A Sindhi cyclist knocks down a Sindhi lady

A Sindhi cyclist knocks down a Sindhi lady.

Lady: Mua, Peetal aahin cha?

cyclist: Na Amma, ma sital ahyan, ganga jo put.

Hait Wah ji chori aa

Teacher 2 student translate a beautiful girl is waiting in sindhi ?
Student :Hait Wah ji chori aa

Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu

Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum Anna
Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.

There 874 languages around thiz

"There 874 languages around thiz world nothing iz gr8 than ur smile"



Romba sirikkadeenga Idhun enaku vandhathu...
Chumma padikka anupinaen.

Pirivugalai santhikkum pothuthaan

Beautiful Words:
Pirivugalai santhikkum pothuthaan,,,,

Sila uravugalai patri sinthikka mudigirathu..!!

Aur Khud se Milne ki Saari Lines Bizi hain

Kabhi Khud ko Phone Mila k dekha hai? Engaged Tone Sunayi dega.

WORTH A THOUGHT:

Duniya se Milne mein Sab Mast hai, Aur Khud se Milne ki Saari Lines Bizi hain..

Arange These Words n make a sentance

Arange These Words n make a sentance if u really luv me..
Y
R
O
E
U
A
N
I
E
M.
Reply is must..Agar reply na kia to baat mat karna mujhse

Mujhai Pyar Hai Teri Muskurahat Say

Mujhain Pyar Hai Tujh Say
Mujhain Pyar Hai Tujh Say

Mujhai Pyar Hai Teray Cheray Say
Mujhai Pyar Hai Teri Muskurahat Say

Mujhai Yaad Hain Wo Din
Jo Teray Pahylou Main Guzrain Thy

Mujhai Yaad Hain Wo Barsat Wo Ratian
Jo Teray Pahylou Main Guzrain Thy

Mujhain Pyar Hai Tujh Say
Mujhain Pyar Hai Tujh Say

Pa dunya ke umar kam ve da lawand

Pa dunya ke umar kam ve da lawand

Tola shpa kavi da kat sara ghwaimand

Da hujray yaraan dostaan che trena lard shi

Kala ogaad baazoo nesi kala land

Na Karou You Hum Say Salook Bura

Tum Ko Zara Ahsaas Nahi
K Tum Say Intha Ki Lou Tak Muhabat Kartain Hai

Tum Ko Zara Ahsaas Nahi
K Tum Kyun Mera Dil Say Khailtie Houn Is Tarha

Tum Ko Zara Ahsaas Nahi
K Tum Say Jou Muhabat Main Dard Miltain Hai
Bohat Meetha Or Bohat Khobsurat Dard Hota Hain

Tum Ko Zara Ahsaas Nahi
Meray Jazbaat Teri Muhabat Main Dafan Ho Gayain Hain
Main Teri Muhabat Main Bik Chuka Hou Lut Chuka Ho

Na Karou You Hum Say Salook Bura
Tum Ko Zara Ahsaas Nahi

Na Thi Mujh Se Mohabat Tu Meri Zindagi Mai Aaya Q

Meri Zindagi Ko Barbad Kar K Wo Pachtaya Q
Na Thi Mujh Se Mohabat Tu Meri Zindagi Mai Aaya Q

Cheen K Hr Kushi, Kush Rehne Ka Keh Gia
Wo Tha Mera Ghumgusaar Tu Phir Mujhe Roolaya Q

Sari Raat Us K Aane Ki Umeed Mai Guzar Jati
Tum Ne Nhen Aana Tha Tu Phir Mujhe Tarpaya Q

Tumhari Dosti Mai Har Ek Ko Beegana Samjhne Lage
Tum Sirf Mere Ho Ye Mujhe Bataya Q

Zindagi Tu Unhi Tumhare Dukh Sahne Mai Basar Hoi
Mai Tha Ek Khiloona Tu Phir Mujhe Aazmaya Q

Mujhe Dukh De K Wo Hamesha Kush Rehte Thy
Mai Thera Paraya Tu Phir Muj Ko Sataya Q

Heerat Hai "Sanwal"Mere Marne Ka Sun K Wo B Chal Basa
Gar Tha Mera Parwana Tu Phir Mujko Jhuttlaya Q

To Apney Aap Main Kuch Hum Bhi Behtari Kartey

Ager Woh Raah-E-Muhabbat Main Rehbari Kartey
To Apney Aap Main Kuch Hum Bhi Behtari Kartey

Ager Woh Rooth Bhi Jaata Rah-E-Muhabbat Main
To Poori Jaan Se Dilber Ki Dilbari Kartey

Tumhari Yaad Faqat Kaam Tha, Ilwa Azeen
Koi Bhi Kaam Jo Kertey To Sarsari Kartey

Na Hum Tumhari Muhabbat Ko Thhais Pohnchatey
Na Tum Bhi Aaj Yaqeenan Sitamgari Kartey

Jo Hoti Haath Main Qudrat To Apni Qismat Ko
Khizaan Asar Na Karey Yoon Hari Bhari Kartey

Yeh Us K Hijr Ka Tohfa Hai Werna Ae Ather
Hamarey Jaisey Bhala Keisey Shayari Kartey

Plant your own garden and decorate

Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul,instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.

any moment and not only loves you

When time comes for you

to be in love with someone

make sure you choose a right person

who can care and show concern at any time,

any moment and not only loves you

but also loves what you want.

But its not possible to get a rainbow

Thought of the
day :

''EveryOne wants happiness,
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow... Without a little rain" :-)

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress

Expressing Evokes A "Me Too" Attitude

While

Impressing Evokes A "So What" Attitude

Feel d Difference

Hunt And Kill It

Set Your
"Loved One"
Free ...

If It Doesn't
Come Back ... !!

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Hunt And Kill It ... =P ;)

his own watch to see the time

Far sighted....

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, then you will ask about me,my name,job etc. Then i will ask about you,both of us will b efrank. By chance you may get the seat with me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to receive me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her,she too. Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me. And i am sorry that i dont want such a poor son in law who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-)

Dosti Ek Bada Nazuk Sa Hunar Hoti Hy

Narm Lafzo'n Se Bhi Lag Jati Hyn Chautei'n Aksar

Dosti Ek Bada Nazuk Sa Hunar Hoti Hy...

Wish u all such gr8 moments

8 best moments in life

1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.

2>
Thinking your love with tears.

3>
Looking old photos & smiling.

4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends

5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.

6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.

7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.

8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

Wish u all such gr8 moments!

Have a wonderful life! :-D

Small things hurt a lot

Piece of PHILOSOPHY :

Small things hurt a lot

Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-)

Difficulties will Make you Shine

If We Desire to Blossom Like a Rose in the Garden,

Then we Must Learn the Art of Adjusting with the Thorns.

Difficulties will Make you Shine.

Bakra Eid Ki Baat Kar Raha Hon Budhu

Eid Mubarak!


I Hope I'm Te First Who Send you This Msg To Wish Eid.


Don't Smile.


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Bakra Eid Ki Baat Kar Raha Hon Budhu.

Dekhe Huye Kisi Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye

Faryaad Kar Rahi Hain Tarasti Hui Nigaahain Faraz.....


Dekhe Huye Kisi Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye...

Shart ye Hai K Woh Disprin Ki Ho

Goli Se Ab Mujhe Dar Nahi Lagta Hai Faraz...

Wah Wah...

Goli Se Ab Mujhe Dar Nahi Lagta Hai Faraz...



Shart ye Hai K Woh Disprin Ki Ho. :-)

Kerry Lugar Bill:

Kerry Lugar Bill:

1. Army Will Not Interfere in Politics.

2. Army's Major Postings will be approved by US.

3. There will not be restrictions to US citizens in Pak. (Black Water)

4. There will be access of US to any person related to Nuclear Energy. (Dr. A.Q Khan)

5. Aid will be given to persons, not Pak Government.

This is Price of our Integrity.
$1.5 Billion.
Oppose It.

3 Musafir jungle Main Safar Kar Rahy Thy

3 Musafir jungle Main Safar Kar Rahy Thy:

1.Zaroorat
2.Muhabbat
3.Dosti

Un Main Se MUHABBAT aur DOSTI ko Saanp Duss Leta Hai.

Ab Zaroorat k Paas Dawai Sirf Itni Hai K Ek Ki Jaan Bach Sakay.

Ab Aap Ye Bataiye K Kis Ki Jaan Qeemti Hai? Aur Kyon?

Reply Is Must. Jo Such Ho Woh Bataiye.

Gul Shakh Se Bichrey To Kahin Ka Nahi Rehta

Be-His Hain Yahan Log Bhala Soch Ke Karna
Is Dor Main Logon Se Wafa Soch Ke Karna.

Ik Baar Jo Roothy Hum To Mana Tum Na Sako Ge
Hum Jaise Wafadaar Ko Khafa Soch Ke Karna.

Gul Shakh Se Bichrey To Kahin Ka Nahi Rehta
Tum Zaat Meri Khud Se Juda Soch Ke Karna.

Today Is "Keh Bhi Do Day"

Today Is "Keh Bhi Do Day"

So Send One Sentence About Me That You Didn't Said Me Yet.


Say Very Frankly.

Reply Is Must And Fast And True As Well.

Grade Me

Grade Me With

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C

My Dressing?
Decency?
Proudness?
Politeness?
Aggression?
Style?
Nature?
Care?
Attitude?

Reply Honestly.

Including One Beautiful Color of You

Every Life In This World

Is Painted By GOD.

I am Thankful To Him

Because When He

Painted My Life

Including One

Beautiful Color

of You..

As My Friend.

Each moment is precious in life

Butterfly lives only few days,

but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts.

Each moment is precious in life.

Live it fully and win many hearts.

You cheated, you did not close your eyes

I have a lovely gift for you.

Please close your eyes

Ready,

1

2

3

You cheated, you did not close your eyes

so no gift only ‘GOOD NIGHT’

for the love which easily dry

One sided love never fly high,

one day it will die.

So never try and never cry

for the love which easily dry.

But You Know Its There

L o v e
Is Lot Like
A Backache ...
It Doesn't Shown Up On
X-rays ...
But
You Know
Its There ... :)

The Same L o v e May Sometimes Makes

L o v e
Is What Make
You Live

n

The Same
L o v e
May Sometimes Makes
you Die ... !!

To Have The First Two Happen At The Same Time

The Most Important
Thing Is Life Is ...
To Love Someone ...


The Second Most
Important Thing In
Life Is ...
To have Someone
Love You

The Third Most
Important Thing Is ...
To Have The First Two
Happen At The Same
Time ... ^_^

There's No Harm In Speaking Small

If
" T r u t h "
Hurts ...

There's No Harm In
Speaking Small
" L i e s "
Which Makes One
" H a p p y " (:

o things differently

There 2 ways to
establish competitive
advantage

1. Do things better
than others

or

2. Do things
differently....

They Yield The Same BRIGHTNESS

The Size Of Candles
May Differ But They
Yield The Same
BRIGHTNESS
Its Not The Matter Of
Your Position, Nut Your
Ability That SHINES ... (=

to know how to do something well

The secret of joy in
work is contained in
one word
Excellence ...
to know how to do
something well is to
enjoy it ... :)

F R I E N D S Come To Y O U

P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,

For What
Y O U
Have .... !!

But .......

F R I E N D S
Come To
Y O U

For What
Y O U
Are ... !! (",)

Staying Forever There

Love Is When
You're in love with
someone,
You've no need to say
"good-bye", because
You're always in Each
Others Heart ...
Staying Forever There .. :)

Everyday A lion awakens knowing

Everyday
A deer awakens
knowing it must outrun
the fastest lion or be
hunted to death

Everyday
A lion awakens knowing
it must outrun the
slowest deer or starve
to death

In this lifetime, it
doesn't matter wether
yo r a deer or a lion
When the sun rises,
You should be running
at your best
Gud a.m (:

It Always Has Up & Down Graph

Life Is Like A
Cardiogram ...
It Always Has Up &
Down Graph.
If Its Steady, It Dies ...
So Accept The Ups &
Downs Positively...

G o 0 d
M o R n I n G (:->

Give Me Some And Watch Me Smile

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy
Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)

How Busy They Are

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->

9 Most Brain Damaging Habits

9 Most Brain
Damaging Habits

1. No breakfast
2. Over eating
3. Smoking
4. High sugar
consumption
5. Air pollution
6. Sleep deprivation
7.Head covered while
sleeping
8. Working with your
brain during illness
9. Talking rarely

Forward To Whom
You Care About ... :)

Its Being Forgotten By Someone You Could Never Forget

The Worst Feeling Isn't
Being Lonely ...
Its Being Forgotten By
Someone You Could
Never Forget ...
' LoSt DeSiRe '

Why On Earth I Ain't Made For Her

I Am Mad For
Her ..... !!



But



Why On Earth
I Ain't Made For
Her ......... ??

These Words Have Something In Common

English Wonder

These Words Have Something In Common...
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven

Could U identify ?

In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same... (:->

reach your goal & make a new record

World is not a parking space.

It’s a racing track.

Keep on moving.

No matter when & where you start but

reach your goal & make a new record

I killed all those

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I——————————————————————-U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

What are you looking for?

I killed all those,

who were between I and U.

Lets Sleep Again

5 Steps To A Lovely Morning..

1- Open Your Eyes.

2- Take A Deep Breath.

3- Smile A Bit.

4- Open Your Arms Wide.

5- Say, “Its Too Early.

Lets Sleep Again.”

when someone else makes you smile

It hurts when you talk to someone else and not to me

It hurts more when someone else makes you smile and I can’t.

I am not a destroyer to destroy you

I am not a painter to paint you

I am not a creator to create you

I am not a destroyer to destroy you

I am not a teacher to teach you

But I am a man to love you

I want to talk with you

dear friend,

I want to meet you,

I want to talk with you,

I want to spend time with you,

But this stupid gate keeper saying

“ZOO CLOSED”

that truly comes from heart

When a message is sent from a distance,

you can’t see the faces,

you can’t see the smiles,

but you can see the care

that truly comes from heart !

until you find that drop

one day someone asked me:

“for how long you need this friend with you?”

I just cried and

dropped a tear of sorrow

into ocean and said:

“until you find that drop:

Agar Koi Tumhain Kahay

Agar Koi Tumhain Kahay:

"Oye INSAN ka Bacha Ban"

To
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ek Baar Koshish Zaroor kar lena. :-)

Kyon k Hansne se Chehre Pe Dimple Parte Hain

Tension se Chehre Pe Pimple Parte Hain,

Ronay se Chehre Pe Wrinkle Parte Hain,

Is Liye Hamesha Hanste Raho,

Kyon k Hansne se Chehre Pe Dimple Parte Hain..

So keep Smiling.

3 Things Should Never Be Asked

3 Things Should Never Be Asked


1. A Man's Salary

2. A Girl's Age

And

3. A Student's Percentage


It Hurts a Lot! :-)

Sometimes We Need to Lie

Hey Genius


Yes You


You Are Smiling

Because I Called you Genius


Aah!

Sometimes We Need to Lie Just to See Your Sweet Smile...

Keep Smiling. :-)

Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal se

Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal se (Mayoosi k Sath):

Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?

Doosra Pagal:
Tu Dafa Kar Yaar!

Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi. :-)

I love U even more than ever before

One day a Man said 2 God: I
LOVE U THE MOST.

God took all his wealth n asked:
Do u love Me now?

The man said: More than before !
God made all his family against him so they all left him.

God asked:
Do u still love Me?
He said: Yes

God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !
God asked once more:
Do u love me now?

The man said: I love U even more than ever before because ..
THERE’S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!

Friendship is not about “I am sorry”

Friendship is not about “I am sorry”

its about “kamine teri ghlti hy”

Its not about “me here for you”

its about “kahan hai nalayk”

Its not about “i understand”

its about “sb teri waja se hua hai manhos”

Its not about “i care for you”

its about “kmino tumhe chor k kaha jaunga

Its not about “me happy for your success”

its about “doggie chl party de”

While the coin is in the air

In life when you face choices,

just toss a coin,

not bcoz it settles the quest.

But,

While the coin is in the air,

you’ll know what your heart is hoping for.

hasday jao tay peenday jao

Cigrette aap ki zindagi 8 min kam kar deta hai

aur aik baar muskurana aap ki zindagi 10min barha deta hai

moral:

hasday jao tay peenday jao

Jholay lal..

Koi Khali Haath Reh jata Hay

Bin Maange Hi Mil jati Hain Taabeerain Kisi Ko FaRaZ

Koi Khali Haath Reh jata Hay Hazaro’n “DUAOON” K Baad”.

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman, Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Khamoshi, Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman, Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Bujhti Shammain, Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf

.

.

.

WAPDA Ki sazish Hy.

Tootay Huway Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aaty

Life Me

=Paisa =Payar

=Dost =Izzat

Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein

Par,

Tootay Huway Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aaty,

Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or SMS Kar Diya Karo.

fall as a seed that grows back to fight again

If you stand for a reason,

be prepared to stand alone like a tree,

and if you fall on the ground,

fall as a seed that grows back to fight again…!!!

Q jal jatay hain Parwanay. ?

Na ishq ki jis ko chot lagy wo Dard kisi ka kya janay.

Khud shama ko malom nahi Q jal jatay hain Parwanay. ?’

Which 'STINGS' Others

BE
'A-PERSON'
Like
'A-COW'

Which
Eats 'GRASS'
&
Gives 'MILK'

BUT
Never
Be
A-PERSON
Like
'A-SNAKE'

Which
'STINGS'
Others

Even
IT
Drinks
MILK.

Life is tough but its alot tougher when u are not paying attention

1st year studnts @ vaterinary skool, atendin their 1st anatomy class.All gatherd around d surgery table vd a real dead dog.
Professor startd class by teling 2 imp. qualities as a vet. doctor. 1st is dat,nvr b disgusted by anythin abt animal's body e.g. he inserted his finger in dog's mouth n on drawing tasted it in his mouth.Thn he said them 2 do d same
d Studnts hesitated 4 several minutes. Bt eventualy evry1 insertd their fngrs in dog's mouth n thn tasted it
Whn evry1 finishd, Professor looked @ them n said: The 2nd importnt quality is observation.
I inserted my middle but tasted da index finger. Now learn to pay attention... =P
MORAL:Life is tough but its alot tougher when u are not paying attention. =D